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>>35118067
No just a lack of sexual experience
so people gravitate towards someone who is knowledgeable.

>>35118067
No, I think when normies talk about mommy issues they mean guys who have very poor views on women.

I've recently realised that i've always been a bit perverted

I noticed and said things at a young age about sex that I thought was totally fine but I got scolded for it often

kinda weird that I'm apparently so obsessed with it, but I've never actually had sex in my life
is this how people end up snapping and take 10-15 passersby with them?

Nah your mom is redpilled brah

No race mixing is good

>being upset that your mother is not a degenerate

>>35117972
yo your mom is fucking legit senpai
i would totally give her props for not being a moron.

shut up chad

im a fembot and i fucking love hugging tall guys

just ler head rest on your pecs you dumb cunt

>>35118002
it looks fucking stupid you nigger, plus if i wanted to hug my pecs i could do that at home without a grill involved

>>35117932
yeah sometimes she finds my cum papers but dont say anything about it thanks mum

If you've ever cum into a sock, she knows.

>used to cum in used t-shirts
>mom did all my laundry

Oh fuck, she HAD to have known

>>35117910
fat dudes can just be rich or funny and be fine with women. the others just find something else to care about like work or hobbies. women have stronger hormones/urges to be loved i'm sure.

>>35117910
>Why do we never hear fat men complaining

ever heard about neckbeards?

Why do people not understand that refusing to take care of themselves is a character defect?

ww2 didn't even happen, it was scripted in a hollywood basement.

>>35117852
That's just edgy.

The Nazis didn't see it as pleasure either, it was like cleaning your house of a rat infestation, grim but necessary.

The pleasant part was building up your own people, nation and culture

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>>35117852
i dream about being a camp overseerer and finding a nice sexy jewess and fucking her and giving her little treats and saying i am going to save her and her famliy and when i get bored of her i just send her to the gas chambers and find a new one

heroin rarely kills unless it's combined with other drugs/alcohol

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>>35117836
If you're even considering that injecting heroin into your body is a good idea, you've already lost. Just save your family from a lot of drama right now and just go be homeless.

>>35118012
In what reality is this? Heroin kills because the need gets greater and there's a build up effect in the body. As it builds up, the high decreases, which causes the user to increase consumption on top of everything that was built up = death. Nothing else needed.

You can look up the numbers. But death rates are very high.

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>>35117825
desu I'm just waiting for the loli-futa doujinshi to come out for this

Anime is fucking stupid and gay but i still watch it because sometimes it's entertaining

>>35117865
^this
its an original comment you fucking cunt

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>>35117736
this is shit tier bait senpai

this is fucking real
i know how to make good bait and this isnt it

I'm 27 and I'd a 19 year old

He's just afraid of the social stigma like a fag

I'd keep you in my room and feed you pizza while we play N64, no normie judgment in there

>>35117733
the guy in the pic has had more sex than you.

>>35117850
you faggot
he said:
>pic is me

>>35117733
Have you ever spoken to an 18 year old girl for longer than 15 minutes?

Its annoying.

Im 18 and even I dont want an 18 year old girlfriend.

>>35117697

a fag


originami

>>35117708
this
*dabs*

>>35117697
a fag
oregano

first you must be born a nigger

>>35117765
There's white rappers

I like to watch/listen to these weird new rappers but I sometimes wonder how weird it must be to watch them if you're American.

90% of their lyrics are just about killing and having their dicks sucked in different ways. Also most of them come off as legitimately retarded in interviews. Like can not have a conversation -tier retarded.

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You can't become a Chad you have to be born a Chad

Chad here

Ask what you need to know

Also obviously don't let the girls know you're a virgin retard

>>35117800
I never tell them they just know.. I dont know how

>>35117595
>then you literally have a higher chance to travel to space than have sex with a woman.

But I've already had sex with a woman, and I'm not as good looking as Elliot

>>35117595
He was a hapa. Hapas are the true robots.

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nice bait. This guy died a virgin because he was grand autismo. Go read his manifesto.

only the scary terrorist ones and the ones who support the scary terrorist ones.

>>35117596

So all of em. yeah they suck, the good ones act nice to your face and fit in, but behind the doors, in the back of their minds they are not condemning the terrorist shit, and if they started gaining traction in terms of a caliphate then they would join in without thinking.

If it does come to a race war, I would look forward to it. Deus vault.

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>>35117596
Well, what do you think of this anon?