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I (25 y/o male) will probably be losing my PIV virginity at St Patrick's party. I'm way out of my league but optimistic.
I'm going to "nerdy sex-positive, kink/LGBT/poly-friendly etc." house party on St Patrick's and there's going to be ample supplies of alcohol, nudity, and public sex. I don't really consider myself to be a virgin per se, I've been intimate with several different partners but due to being the typical sheltered homeschooled kid I had nonexistent sex ed growing up and was always too scared to do anything penetrative out of fear of getting someone pregnant or getting an STD. Lots and lots of oral and digital sex but nothing beyond that.
I've been single and with extremely few sexual encounters since I was teenager and am finally educating myself and putting myself back out there. I already know and get along very well with just about everyone that's going to be there, seen most of them naked, and even played around a little bit with the couple hosting it, and there's a very good chance I'm going to be finding a corner to lay down a towel and hook up with someone (or someones) that night. I've never bought condoms or lube and generally have no idea what the hell I'm doing but I'm actively pushing myself to learn and explore. I know the hosts will be supplying some of the sexy supplies but I figure it's smart to bring some of my own too and (any advice in that arena would be helpful).
Most everyone there is much more sexually experienced than I am, (ages 22-35ish) with both vanilla sex and beyond so I'm feeling way out of my league, but they've been very understanding and acknowledge that "everyone starts somewhere."
Anyone else ever been through something like this before? I'm very optimistic even though I'm kinda flying blind.
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I'm going to be bringing some snacks and booze too.
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>digital sex
>digital
>sex
You are the one the prophecy mentioned.
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>>35584450
>Showing up to a swingers sex party with a bag of doritos and a 6 pack of Angry Orchard.
Real or not please do not do this.
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Feels good to not be a NEET
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Who is that blonde tits demon?
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>>35584389
You're still a failure and a slave, taxpayer.
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>>35584389
N(igger)EET
can guys really orgasm from shitting?
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>>35584346
No. Where did you hear that?
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>>35584346
Yes, but only if you have it pushed in, first.
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>>35584346
I suppose if the shit is hard enough and it goes back and forth like a dick and hits the prostate then yeah
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What happens to all the attractive autistic losers?
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>>35584335
Guess that depends on the strength of their mental illnesses
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>>35584335
They never hook up with women, tease women with their attractiveness out of spite; and dedicate their entire existences to being talking, walking, forbidden fruit. A life like that is better than sex honestly.
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>>35584491
attractive sperg who's done this a lot, checking in. it's not that great, tbhdesu. confidence boost has a threshold eventually and it just becomes kind of a bummer to keep doing it.
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I hope you guys are ready
NEET or not I do hope you are in a position to become one of the technical elite
What is to come?
>Technocracy my friend
>No this is not a new concept
What will it be?
>Optimization and efficiency
>Society run by engineers/doctors/scientists
>global system interconnection
>efficiency>freedom
What does this mean for me?
>If you are a NEET you might be forced to work or just be exterminated for your uselessness
>If you are a wagecuck you will most likely be replaced by automation
>If you are a low end engineer or doctor you might also be replaced by automation
>If you have status within the technical community you might become one of the technical elite
Whos ready?
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They have helped Greece get out of a previous crises and are found to be quite efficient at their jobs. But they are not popular due to the extreme measures that need to be implemented. So they don't last long in office.
They thought of bringing back Technocratcs for the current crises in Greece. But it was rejected by the leftist opposition. Fast foreward to today and look at the they endless slump they are in.
Last I heard they are considering it once again.
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/11/world/europe/greece-and-italy-ask-technocrats-to-find-solution.html
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-greece-idUSBRE84D07X20120514
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/jan/04/greeces-economic-crisis-goes-on-odyssey-without-end
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>>35584321
>rich people get richer
>everyone in blue and low white collar jobs gets reamed
no thanks
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mark mothersbaugh in 1979:
Take my advice; hear my decree: I'm afraid the future's gonna be "maintenance free".
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Crazy Cunts General discord:
For crazy guys and gals and the people crazy enough to love them.
Permanent invite link: https://discord.gg/C24hb7Y
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>>35584316
bump
original comment number 4347823467284
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>>35584316
Remember to keep the thread bumped for maximum exposure guys
Join the insanity, my friends.
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>>35584316
bump
PRAISE KEK
THE HOLY LORD THAT HAS BLESSED US WITH NUMBERS
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You wouldn't happen to be a classcuck, would you /r9k/? Because if you're not a communist you are 100% chance a classcuck. Non-negotiable.
>pic related: Your typical capitalist
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>He's a bitch pinko or Commie
>He isn't a Corporatist/Peronist/Falangist
Absolutely air-droppable.
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>>35584313
>communist calling others bootlickers
AHAAHAHAAHAHA you need a nanny state to tell you what to do but the other people are the sheep lmao
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>>35584313
Of all political affiliations, communism is the most cucked one.
>muh love humanity
>I'll give other people my shit for free!
>surely everyone will cuck for me as I cuck for them
People born in the year 1999 are now doing porn
People born in the year 2001 are now legally having sex with older men
Many children born in the year 2004 are now having sex
Hell, maybe even 2005 in bydlo places
And you're still a kissless virgin.
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I want to have (maybe legal) sex with a woman born in 2005.
>I'm not a pedophile though, I'm a hebephile
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>>35584338
11/12 is not teen
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>>35584280
cuz women enjoy walking into their apartment seeing their man half sex with a different girl
forgiving them
and then they get an std as their man breaks up with them.
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Anyone really miss childhood birthday parties,
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>>35584240
I think the last one I went to was my friends 13th, he had it at a laser tag arena.
I got him a Beast Wars Cheetor figure.
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Never had one nor did I ever go to one. At my house we'd buy a cake, maybe sing happy birthday, and then go on with the day. I didn't really mind my birthdays but I kind of I was allowed to my classmates' parties
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Never been to one for no one invited me.
That and never did my parents celebrate my birthday because they were cheap.
But I've always wanted to know what it must feel like being in one.
It might be nice.
Too late for me now.
Why is it that self-proclaimed liberals and feminists actually seem to be far less tolerant of other points of view than any other demographic?
You dont see conservative girls saying "dont talk to me if you voted for hillary".
The amount of girls i see with bios like pic related - completely refusing to even talk to someone with mildly differing opinions - kind of bums me out.
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>>35584133
There are plenty of conservative girls who wouldn't be comfortable dating somebody who isn't religious, affluent, athletic, or anti-abortion. One of my very close friends was rejected by a woman's family because he doesn't believe in God and wasn't willing to go to church. She wasn't willing to fight for him, because she also felt that he was a close-minded sinner.
However, I will admit that being "tolerant" or "woke" is very much in the vogue right now.
I would guess that educated women tend to be more well-connected than those who are not; education tends to coincide with being liberal. In other words, there are a lot more fat, ugly feminists online than fat, ugly conservatives.
Also, conservatives have their own websites and communities. Some Jesus-loving Planned Parenthood-bomber probably isn't going to be on Tinder or OkCupid.
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There is no way leftists are on the average "less tolerant" than rightists. There's some clear bias in that statement. Anyone who tends to any particular extreme is not going to be all that tolerant. But they love to pretend otherwise.
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because the "progressive left" has constructed a metanarrative (with an endgame of "full communism") where they are invariably on the "right side of history" by moving the goalposts, using a 'no true scotsman' fallacy, or just straight up admitting Machiavellianism when confronted with their regressive bullshit. They're so incredibly deluded and spiritually retarded that they forced Trump all the way into victory
>normalfag wants to talk about porn with me
>I haven't watched 3D porn in years and mainly fap to 14 year old cartoon girls
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>>35584118
you can talk about that stuff with me... i like underage girls too.
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>>35584154
For last 2 months it's just been Megumin for me, actually
Everything about her design is perfection and her doujins are the best I've ever read
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>>35584252
i can relate. i want to fuck that autistic witch
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anyone here ever /hitawoman/? how did it feel?
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>>35584108
I had an ex throw an apple at my face from across the room. Apprantly it feels pretty damn good.
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>>35584108
Gave my mother a light smack on the face one time. How did it feel while doing it. I dunno. Felt bad afterwards though.
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My ex lived with me at the time and she was mad at me and jumped onto me and forced her mouth onto mine to try and kiss me.
I pushed her off and slapped that bitch in the face. It felt great. She was way out of line. I still hate her.
>we are living tissue composed of cells
>cells are composed of several molecules
>molecules are just groups of atoms arranged in certain ways
>everything on this planet from the air we breathe to the food we eat is eternally linked at this very moment in a chain of molecules
>there are billions of strands of molecules that link you to your waifus, your favorite actors, dead presidents, your mothers nipples
>only in a perfect vacuum can you ever hope to escape
>even in death, every single molecule in your body will forever remain trapped on this rock in space
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>human consciousness is the result of evolutionary adaptations that helped us survive long enough to reproduce
>only those with intelligence and understanding of tools were able to survive in harsh conditions
>we used that intelligence to manipulate our surroundings to our will
>somehow we have evolved to the point to where we think that intelligence is proof of divine intervention
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>cells only purpose in life is to multiply
>everything that is organic operates within this same prime directive, multiply
>every living thing is just an expression of the cell's will to multiply
>every living thing traces its roots back to a single cell
>our brain is just another organ surrounded by appendages that help us achieve the prime directive of that single cell
>we are all just mutated copies of that single cell
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>we are now close to being able to create artificial cells that can self replicate and mimic natural cells
>we could very well be the product of synthetic cells grown in a lab that somehow made its way to earth
>if we can figure out the recipe to life, we are essentially gods
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When I am sad, I find cursed images to distract myself. Go, minions, and bring me your best cursed images.
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>>35584052
This image contains a liquid used in powefful spells i can feel its darkness
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>>35584052
does this count as cursed?
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Is this a critique of what /x/ has become? I really hope it is.
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>5'8
>skinny
>hairy
How unattractive is my body type to females?
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>>35584039
How skinny? The height is fine, hairy is awesome but HOW skinny?
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>>35584070
126 pounds oregano
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>>35584039
>The height is fine