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Tfw I just want to be locked in a room with a bunch of gassy farting qts all day. Anyone else know this feel?

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Where my Rhode Island robots at?

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>Anon, you're being deported for being a filthy gaijin
How do you respond?

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Willy thread. Discus willies.

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So I was at the spa and one of the things I noticed was it had such a great aesthetic. The tea pots everywhere that let me have tea whenever, the serene music, the temple like design with the columns and such. Another thing I like to do is go to escape rooms. But the problem with escape rooms is they put too much on the tension. The atmosphere should be calm like at the spa so you can think instead of the frantic background noise.

I think I might go talk to the spa owner to see if I can strike a bargain about a mind rejuvenation experience or whatever but basically people just pay to sit around in a calm environment and work out semi abstract puzzles. The goal is to talk him into letting me use the spa for free. I'm good at puzzles, I wonder if he'd go for it. If you add enough buzzwords people will pay it like they do for everything else there, I bet.

what do you think

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. Post em:
>about 3 weeks have gone by with no porn/jerking/edging
>Don't feel like watching porn anymore but get turned on by half the women i see or interact with in public.
>Still waiting for superpowers tho

On the bright side made face gains from losing fat. Feeling way more confident and can actually interact with normies without dropping my spaghetti.
I think I'm going to make it lads.

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how the fuck do you make friends? Anyone here know how to get a gf? what activities do you do to get one?

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There is a God, and He has forsaken us.

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>interviewing someone for an unpaid internship
>he asks me if he works hard will he able to get promoted into the company
>I say yes
>he said just in case he doesn't, will he able to get a reference.
>I say yes.

>I just lied to get someone into being an obedient slave.
>my boss complimented me on how well I am managing the intern
>I get a raise.

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Daily reminder that white people can't be robots

>can freely choose anybody in the dating scene
>never ostracized in school
>no tfw only black kid in class
>can easily look professional
>police don't harrass you

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'In European folklore, nocturnal emissions were believed to be caused by a succubus copulating with the individual at night, an event associated with sleep paralysis and possibly night terrors.'

>used to have night terrors all the time as child
>keep having wet dreams

I think I'm being raped at night

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>Go in for an overnight warehouse job interview
>HR: Anon, We have a few sales rep job openings in the surrounding areas if youre more interested in those positions

I JUST WANT A COMFY JOB

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Why is E3 so hard to watch?
they never seem to tackle the issue of bad presenters, its always some guy that doesnt know how to talk or sell a product?
literally robot presenters that stutter on simple words and you can hear all their nerves while they talk

Even bringing a chad like Jesse wellens didnt help and even he ended up being artistically awkward, is this an inside joke to cater to the audience? too make us feel better about our lives

Compare e3 to the oscars or grammys,
INb4 gaming is for weebs
NO it isnt, its literally the most mainstream form of entertainment out now

so what gives robots

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>a girl will never hold you closer in the backseat of her rover that you know she can't afford bite that tattoo on her shoulder pull the sheets right off the corner of the mattress that she stole from her roommate back in boulder you ain't never getting older