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Do you think your life would have turned out differently if you had had a braphog gf when you were young?
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>>38413601
she's really attractive visually, but it would be weird being around her in person because she's just si big
Like it's awkward hanging out with someone that big
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Face does not match the rest of her.
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>>38413601
how is her face so skinny when her arms are so huge
I want her to hug me tbqh
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Honestly, I want a beta uprising. Not a violent one. I want the betas to succeed in life so the chads will be the new betas. How can we make this happen? I want to know that the guy who bullied me in HS is jealous of me.
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You need to get violent if you want to win
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>>38413625
I won't become a bully, never
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>>38413589
beta uprisings happen every day, anon. It's just hard to notice from the outside because when after an uprising robots/betas become normies.
>awkward kid with good grades works really hard in college
>chad just does drugs
>awkward kid starts his master
>chad is in the 6th of his bachelor because of changing majors/failing classes
>awkward kid on way to becoming CEO
>chad gets a desk job
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How should I kill myself?
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>be 27 years old
>live with dad
>kid brothers birthday today
>going to the arcade amusement fun play place
>for the third time this year
I really hope the staff doesn't recognise me.
Plus I lit incense before I left the house and I'm hoping it's not setting my house in fire. And my girlfriend is is gonna break up with me soon
And I'm unemployed.
I think I'm gonna end it when I get home after compiling all my writings and make a shitty book. My only saving grace that'll keep me alive tonight is i have a lot of transcribing and organizing to do, that should take me about 3 days if I was motivated..im just gonna slog along until the booze and cigs kill me.
It's just not worth it. I'm so happy but I'm so sad.
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>>38413554
>unemployed
"No, Champ. This won't do. You're gonna get a job if we have drive around town to look for one, and we're not stopping until someone hires you on the spot. Show up there and ask to speak with the manager. Stand up straight, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and hand him your resume. Can't get any easier than that, Champ."
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>>38413554
All of you ops saying u gonna off yerself but never post a vid or ANYTHING
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Lay down your neck on the train tracks.
How do I get Belle interested in me? I tried making fun of her dad and showing up at her house uninvited to marry her.
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>>38413511
>mfw Gaston was a /fit/izen autist valiantly fighting against the Chadbeast for the affections of his oneitis
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>>38413511
Wait until she marries and then divorcecucks that rich monster
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>>38413511
Begone Chadston, are you not already satisfied with the array of women throwing themselves at you?
How do I stop masturbating to femboys?
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Here's a pretty good tip I found
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Become one and let men fuck you.
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>>38413488
Cancel your internet service, get a flip phone, and box up your laptop for a year.
Come back to us here in reality, we've been waiting for you
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>tfw in your 30s and have feelings for a teenage girl
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>>38413392
We talking animu or real life?
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senpai your forbidden love will get you in trouble baka
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>>38413423
This nigga be asking the real questions, OP.
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This is to all the loser virgins here. Normal people don't need to read or reply to or think about this.
I'm gonna be 100% honest with you okay. You're all a bunch of creeps. I hate to break it to you but if you're over 20 years old and you've never had a girlfriend it's probably your fault. Face it there's no hope. Contrary to what you losers think the world is actually a pretty fair place. If you're a virgin it's probably your own fault. You're probably some kind of school shooter, creep, rapist, weirdo, pedophile, stalker, or repressed cereal killer and the girls can sense it. Girls can sense these things man. They can see the red flags. Just look in a mirror lol. No girls wants a loser. They'd rather smoke weed with an alpha like me who can take care of them. You're being screwed out of that normal human experience and no one cares. Go kill yourself. No one will cry or miss you. You probably won't even get an obituary. Go cry. You're creepy, you make women feel uncomfortable, do the world a favor okay.
tl;dr You're screwed. No amount of intelligence, dedication, or hard work can salvage it. You'll never even land a fat ugly chick. It's called genetics which you don't have. You could be a millionaire and girls would still reject you because you have creepy genetics. Stay away from are women.
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>>38413248
Is that Amano? It looks weird, even for him.
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>>38413508
>just saw the filename
Fuck, never mind. Enjoy your thread.
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>>38413508
it's amano trying to draw FFIX characters after the designs were already done by someone else
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>tfw match with a girl
>conversation is okay and we set up a date for tomorrow
>she calls me
>.. oh anon, and by the way, how tall are you?
>uhh 178
>oh... you looked taller in the pic
There's no point talking to her anymore is there?
Why do I even bother with trying to date girls these days... It's literally impossible to find a girl who'd like me as I am.
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Things that didn't happen: the post. Just another cuck fantasy by OP.
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>>38413231
It's okay OP. You'll always be king of manlets
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>>38413231
>things that didn't happen
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this website is fucking cancer.the only thing i ever achieved by visiting this cesspol is become depressed over my height,become depressed over my penis size,lose a shitton of confidence,get dicks and racebait shit thrown in my face all the time and waste insane amounts of my time that i could have spent on anime or vidya instead.i feel like i wasted all this time and the only thing i got out if it is a few giggles.this is my last thread on this faggot site im gonna wait and see what will this thread become and after 404 i never come back here again.considering that theres a lot of suggestible people here i advise you do the same before some noname fags from the other side of the world make you take female hormones or some shit.
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>>38413225
But did you develop dat firm handshake tho?
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>>38413225
I bathe in this place because my mood is totally indomitable. Had to make it that way to claw myself out of my kill myself grade depression when I was 19.
Yeah it's probably not a nice place if you're trying to build an ego. Go on >>>/a/ anime is great. Or >>>/v/ if you like videogames.
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>>38413225
This is a containment board. It serves a purpose.
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WHO WAS IT
W-WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS
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i stopped caring about doctor who after a good man goes to war part 1
complete and udder shite
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>watching doctor who
back to tumblr, landwhale
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Feels good to finally have a Doctor I can be attracted to after dealing with all the literal gay shit from the fans back in Matt Smith's run.
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Hey robots, I've got a question. People tend to comment a lot on their height, being less than 6"0 etc. However having a small dick (i.e. less than 15cm or 6 inches), seems to almost never come up. Are robots just well equipped or what?
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>>38413121
Having a small dick is worse than being a manlet so they don't bring it up as much. But I see dicklets lamenting their shitty genetics all the time so I don't know what you're talking about
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>>38413121
Small dicks don't post so the numbers are inflated. It's a man's deepest darkest insecurity.
I'll post because I'm like a fraction of an inch above average but I'm the absolute lower end of dick stats posters.
5.5/5
>inb4 hailstorm of 7s and 8s
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5.5/6 inches here, it looks so small :(. I just want a big 8+ inch dick.
I've always wondered why I had feelings of fetishized emasculation, masochism, transgenderism, homosexuality,submission, etc.
I've been going to therapy for a year. I've rediscovered abuse from my childhood. An uncle, my older brothers friend and a stranger in a public bathroom (the most recent. I was around 9)
I'm 22 now. The desire to please will never go away. These experiences shaped my orientation. Over 50% of me looks back at them with fondness.
I literally don't feel right with a high self esteem or a dominant personality. I feel happier submitting and staying quiet.
I'm torn. I don't know if there's a high self esteem guy in me, or if I've been changed forever.
I've never been with a man because I've been afraid. I do t quite find them attractive, but the thought of an older, masculine manis lovely.
What should I do, girls and guys?
Have any of y'all been abused? Do you like it to a degree?
Pic is not me
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>>38413091
I've always fetishized gender transformation, the emasculation aspect doesn't really do it for me. I blame living on a golf course and drinking too much gay frog water.
Also persistent, deep self loathing combined with latent misogyny. I think part of me feels that if I were a girl I could feel okay about not being the superman the people around me have built me up to be, because girls just have to look pretty and have babies to be successful in life while I've got to change the world.
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>>38413161
Is there a cure?
Do you really believe in gay frog water?
Why is that picture so hot and enticing?
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>>38413091
I'm sorry about what happened. I would alert anyone you can about your uncle. Maybe even your brother's friend.
My advice would be to continue with therapy and "try on" a more masculine/dominant demeanor. Give yourself a chance to enjoy it. You might find out you were just in the closet about -that-, not that you want to be a girl or whatever.
I was not sexually abused but I had a mentally ill authoritarian father that left me passive and afraid to stand up to anyone for most of my early 20s. Once I got over him and realized how damaged my dad was (imagine an abused dog trying to dominate everyone around him) - I got in touch with my masculine side, and actually turned into a man
Coming from the other side, you're in a position to be generally fearless, in a way a Chad might not be. I'm not afraid of failure. I'm not afraid of living on the street. I do what I want with my life. After I got over my shit, I was very forward with women and was pretty wreckless, in a good way. It all worked out and I've got wife/kids now
But good luck regardless of what you end up doing
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Demodex folliculorumis a species offace mite.D. folliculorumis one of theparasitic/commensalface mitesthat occur on people. These mites are found in humanhair follicles, normally found in greater numbers around the cheeks, nose, eyebrows, eyelashes, and forehead. They could also be found in other parts of the body such as arms, chest, and ears.
The entirelife cycleofD. folliculorumtakes place in the time span of 18-24 days on its host. During the day, they feed on dead skin cells within hair follicles. At night, they emerge onto the surface to mate and lay eggs in hair follicles. A female adult lays 20-24 eggs in a single hair follicle; as they grow they become tightly packed, and develop into larvae. The larva is then washed by a sebaceous flow, produced by the host's sebaceous glands, into the mouth of the hair follicle where it matures into an adult.It takes seven days for the larva to develop into an adult that is ready to reproduce sexually.
A 2014 study found that 100% of people over age 18 in the study had mite DNA on their faces, suggesting that the mites are universal inhabitants of adult humans.
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>>38413090
cool story brogan
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Just look how cozy they are though
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>>38413090
no no no no no
fuck off
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post steam id and make friends
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>tfw want to fap but eating soon and don't wanna walk down with a boner
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http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198168132772/
I'm a very autistic person
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>tfw no gf
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Slut
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window shades drawn because fuck light, cracking open a cold one with the boys. gonna watch dvred episodes of king of the hill and drink until I pass out probably around 4, wake up around 7 and probably keep drinking. what are you fine fellows doing this sunny sunday
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>>38413020
I'm all out of soda and juice so I'm preparing some gatorade mix to chase this brandy. Probably gonna have one of these too
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>>38413064
im jelly, got no hard liquor or pills right now
post a pic of your real stash famalam
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>>38413120
ehh, I wouldn't be. My 'real' stash is just leftover inventory from when I used to sell these: about a g-pack of yellows and greens, give or take a couple hundred. Also sitting on about 1.5 pounds of grass so I could roll some blunts but no cornerstore because no license because DUI haha