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>start trying to cook for myself
>make cheeseburgers every day for the last week
>have the perfect setup, know the exact cooking times, when to flip, how long to toast the buns, etc
>last night mom sees me (I can't cook with anyone else in the kitchen) and says she wants to try some
>tell her that I'm hungry and if she takes a bite half the fucking thing will be gone and that I need the protein more than she does
>tell her I'll let her try some tomorrow since she's getting over being sick and doesn't feel good
>the pan I usually use is dirty but she gets me a cast-iron one from under the sink instead
>turn the stove to the same heat I always do
>let it warm up for the same time I always do
>put the burgers in
>go through the whole usual process, cut into one of the burgers at 10 minutes after being flipped and steamed with the cheese
>it's raw
>start freaking out
>drop spatula
>sperg hard
>start punching myself in the head
>think I can still salvage them, throw them in the pan as high as it can go and just burn the shit out of them
>whole room is filled with smoke
>run in and yell at mom that if she wants her burger she better have it now because I just wasted a pound of expensive ground beef and it's because of her my perfect system was ruined and the only reason I was cooking to begin with was because I had a failsafe method that had gone exactly the same every time
>start crying
>even though my burger was really rare I choked it down in 30 seconds and ran upstairs into my room
>piled furniture in front of the door and shut the lights off
Why must everything be so hard? I just wanted to enjoy a burger while I watch anime like I've done every night for a week.
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>>35437642
damn anon that's some pure autismo right there.
not everything has to go perfectly every time, you have to be prepared if things get fucked up.
don't blame your mom either, it's not her fault the pan was dirty.
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>>35437866
It's her fault by putting unnecessary pressure on me by cooking for her and not telling me cast iron cooks differently than the regular aluminum one or whatever it is
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>>35437642
I'm not that bad, but I have the same feeling. If I'm making coffee in the morning and fuck up something (i.e. folding the filter wrong, pouring too hard, spilling water) I immediately get a "bad feeling", even if it doesn't matter in any way.
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>tfw banned from ever getting a bf
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>>35437598
>exposing their own ip address
oh anon, you just made a very big mistake
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>>35437662
what is an IP address?
isnt that like a random 4chan ID?
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>>35437682
please tell me this is bait, or you're using a vpn, or something. there's google for a reason, by the way
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Hi guys!
My name's Fred and I'm new to Four Chan. How are you all going?
I was wondering, how do I make a user account on here?
The website is very confusing and all I seem to be able to see are photos of toads and dicks?
Someone please help out a fellow redditor? :)
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Go to hell redditer.
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LMAO
Thank's OP it's bedtime for me.
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>>35437589
Get out of here you dumb Trump supporter, you make me sick uggghhh
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any other robots playin this game?
give ur steam name and we can play
FOR ODIN
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>>35437588
>basically playing a shitty mount and blade
get out normie
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>>35437588
Steam ID: Guy Heaven
If you play nobushi, orochi, or Shugoki please do not talk to me
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>SJWs
>Genderfluid Retards
>Special Snowflakes
>Feminazis
>Far Left Liberals
>Tumblrinas
>Nostalgiafags (Example: I miss this thing! It was so much better! Now everything sucks!)
>Flamebaiters
>Otherkin/Therians
>Idiots
>Irresponsible Pet Owners
>Emos/Edgelords
>Criminals
>Anarchists/Marxists/Communists
>Irresponsible Parents
>Conspiracy Therorists
>People that shrug everything off
>Assholes
Everyone else is cool.
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Myself and everyone else is cool
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>>35437582
>me
that's about it i think
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>>35437582
Should also add
>Fat Asses
>NEETS that don't contribute to society
>Braggers
>Spoiled Retards
>Any radical fan of anything
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"Anon, who's Agatha and why is she texting you so late?"
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>>35437558
I saw Agatha at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn?t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, ?Oh, like you?re doing now?? I was taken aback, and all I could say was ?Huh?? but he kept cutting me off and going ?huh? huh? huh?? and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like ?Sir, you need to pay for those first.? At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually ?to prevent any electrical infetterence,? and then turned around and winked at me. I don?t even think that?s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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>>35437558
More importantly, who you?
Since when do i have a gf??
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>>35437558
>why are you even talking to me you ugly fucking cunt??
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>be me an hour ago
>just getting back from work. half hour walk
>At spicy food at work
>stomach gurgles
"oh no"
>quickly try to contain my shit
>about 5 minutes from home
>can't contain
>dive into a bush
>quickly pull my pants down
>shit everywhere
>oh god the smell
>diahrea
>nothing to wipe with
>take my socks off
>wipe with my socks
>still smell
>walk home
>pants are ruined
>underwear is ruined
>feel disgusted
I feel like a robot now more than ever
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You are seriously retarded, OP.
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>not dragging your ass along the ground like a dog
not a real robot
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why do grills only like tall white guys? even 5/10 lanklets get easy pussy just for being tall and white, it's fucking stupid. there are 9/10 asian dudes like me who get constantly cucked by these white faggots and it's driving me insane. I may be only 5'4 but I'm built as fuck and have a strong jawling and great personality. why can't I get any pussy?
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>>35437535
who wants to date a lonely cuck that spends all his time on 4chan
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>>35437609
I'm going to die alone too, OP.
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I'm 5'7", 3-4/10 faced despite a round of jaw surgery already, 5.25" dick, Indian.
I already know why I'm alone. There's no mystery to it.
Women don't believe in fairness or equity until it comes to them getting their welfare and maternity leave and sharing Chads.
They sure as fuck don't give a crap what happens to you or me.
If I were you I'd save up 100K and go get leg lengthening with Dr. Guichet.
>tfw busting a load after a couple weeks of not masturbating
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>>35437524
I don't think I have the willpower to go two days without doing it anymore. It's just like mashing a callus at this point. I don't even enjoy jacking it.
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>>35437524
I just did today after not fapping for 18 days, as normal if I don't cum every two or three days when I cum it burns the inside of penis becuase I ejaculate so hard and so much it goes away about 40 mins though
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what was the deed done to, anon?
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Why do Indian men think slamming the door somehow makes them alpha?
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>>35437494
A true alpha is gentle because his mere presence is enough to command respect.
Brutes are just failed alphas.
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>>35437612
It's some weird 3-4 Indian men living next door who slam the fucking every time they leave, it's weird, not sure if it's their culture though
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>>35437796
It's a custom for them to walk outside to the street when you have to shit. But backward ass law makers are taking away their right to shit where they please. You'd be angry too. Angry enough to slam a door.
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is it better to have a submissive personality or a dominant personality? which do people like more?
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Dominant personalities are in higher demand because there are more submissives than dominants.
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Dominant because people would rather have somebody else do the work for them. This work includes thinking and making decisions.
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why we're messed up thread #714
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so, anon--tell me
how old were you when they made you kill your dog?
they said it was because he was suffering, but even then you knew that was a lie
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We used to just drown them. When the dog had puppies, we'd put them all in a sack and throw them in the river. You could watch them blowing bubbles. Them's the country ways.
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i couldn't stop them because I was just a kid
I tried to stay awake holding him all night but my body betrayed me and I fell asleep
when I woke up he was gone
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>>35437394
He was legitimately suffering
Good feels thread!
What was your daily happiness today, robots?
I visited my teenage room and realized that I actually own a copy of my favorite book. I found the PDF yesterday but turns out I own it!
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>>35437366
i didn't kill myself today
that's good right
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>>35437386
Well, I think that really depends. I think, yes, overall that's a positive thing. That you're not dead and you didn't everything means there's still room for improvement and your life might get better, there are feelings (bad and good) that you still get to experience. I don't necessarily think it's good though; why is it a good thing that you're still alive? It's just a thing.
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>>35437433
you have a point anon
i don't know
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Why are Chads allowed to do this?
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>>35437355
its probably his bitch or ex-bitch or its from a porn
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>>35437355
If I had to guess, they aren't strangers.
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>>35437355
Because he is hot, and hot guys can do whatever the fuck that ugly betas like us cant
Read this:
http://theplacetorant.com/ugly-creepy-guys/
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> No one responds to your emails, voicemails, or texts
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> over eager, awkward, or give off general "i'm extremely lonely" vibes that put people off
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Seriously even a fucking coworker did this to me. I asked her to call me back, waited five days. Called her up, "Yes, I got your call." No fucking explanation.
Then potential hiking partner. He replied, then I replied giving more info on myself, and asked when he's generally available. Nothing.
Long term acquaintance. Single word text replies or none at all.
God I'm so angry.
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feels current