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>implying I feel pain

fembots are superior to roasties and stacies, so idk what you mean

>>34889094
>>34889155
no such thing as a fembot. no such thing.

Around 4 for me, cringeworthy as fuck to think about again

>>34889020
>tfw missed at least five chances with high school oneitis
>could have kissed her multiple times
>once she was drunk and I was sober so I didn't wanna take advantage
>once she had just come out of a terrible time with her family and was crying so I didn't wanna take advantage
>once she was literally lying down in my lap looking up at the stars but she was fucking wasted so i didn't wanna do it

>tfw wasted all these chances with high school oneitis but am completely over her, made myself into a better person and kept the moral highground
I may still be a virgin but at least it's by choice now, fucking stacies try and talk to me but I'm too autism to reciprocate

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>>34889350
forgot pic
origunal

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>>34888978
yes! Really scary actually, about two weeks ago when i took my monthly visit to the local gas station to get food, When i entered the store, one female tried to exit at the same time, touching my shoulder with her elbow. REALLY TRAUMATIZING. Been having panic attacks almost every day when i think about it.
>DISGUSTING!<

Is there a only men job where you don't have to leave your house or work?

I think all ET's UFO's are all DEMONIC/Spritual. With the help of satans minions science and technology has made the physical appearance of UFO/ET's possible, and the so called abductees are mind controlled slaves.

>>34890244
Actually all demons and apirits are just alien and alternate dimensions


No such thing as parablnormal just unexplained science

>>34888898
ctrl f the archives there are 2 you have to join a discord and ask for whitelist for, and a 3rd someone just made

>>34888898
>no plugins
Why

>>34889027
Thanks anon oirohohoho

Hey daddy look at these repeating 8s

>>34888854
What's he been up to since the election?

>>34888878
one off

I love it when hollywood jews larp as satanists to create 'alt-right' news content.

oooh nooo, you are so frigthening with your odd looking fingers, the big bad boogieman.

scrawny old man.

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>>34888827
post proof, or this is just another bait thread

most latinas are thicc and lesbian, is up to you

>>34888827
>thicc

slang for obese?

>>34888825
>traps
>femboys
>gamedevs
>no gays

something is not right here

>"""gamedevs"""

Lmao

>>34888850
True,the ones that should be left out are the gamedevs

>>34888778
Not in Russia! If you don't know Stalin, KGB will come to you!

That won't improve their social status or chances to fuck Chad so why should they?

fuck St*lin
Trotsky would have saved Europe

If the ability was painless, risk-free, and free, then I would consider it as an experience. I've always wondered if I am trans, as such - but decided against it long ago.

I would rather become a literal robot and fuse myself with some mastermind A.I

At least my only worries would be progress and knowledge and I could completely forget about humans and their shitty nature.

>>34888735
Yea I'd just become myself but with long hair, tits and a vag and suddenly get a lot of attention from people even if I dress in the same daily shitty clothes.

Just BEE urself ecks dee

2003-2006, very easily the best years of my life

The launch of the iPhone really started the current era although it didn't fully get going until a few years later. 2009-2010 were still ok although the signs were there. 2011 and every year after that it seems to just get worse.

>>34888765
Does everyone feel this way or only the people around my age , 30

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Just got a Samsung Chromebook Plus. It's pretty nice. I can finally shitpost from my bed without having to use my phone.

>>34888475
Nice.

How ya liking it so far?

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>>34888684
It's OK. I was worried that the ARM processor wouldn't be good enough because of it's high screen resolution, but it's actually pretty good for what I use it for. I can watch 1440p youtube videos and have like 10 4chan tabs open and there's no slowdown. Granted, 4chan isn't a very demanding website though. I haven't tried doing much else than that, so I can't really give a comprehensive performance analysis. The screen is awesome.

My complaints are that the speakers aren't that great, and they're pretty quiet. The Keyboard is also a bit squished because they put this bezel around it, so the delete key and \ is pretty small. The battery life is also not that great, I assume that's because it has to power so many pixels all the time.

Overall, I'm glad I bought it over the other Chromebooks on the market.

>>34888360
Yes, hasn't made me feel better or more smug, just "oh, this is you, oh well"

no
i just cant grasp existing in a sexless state
am i even real?

>>34888395
exactly. I actually feel worse.

>>34888281
Dont pull on the cord then, or take off your backpack mid drop. You dont need keks powet for this you lazy goof

roll :^]

>cheating cunts money
story???

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>>34888281
No dubs. You will live, anon.

Death's sweet release will have to wait.

I know it's not much, but I love you, anon!

>>34888230
2 of those people appeared in Natural Born Killers. Who would have guessed.

I wonder if you'd rather have people think YOU are funny, think your jokes are funny, or aren't funny at all.

There's a few comedians who get laughs out of their actions and not what they say

>>34888230
Yes, I am very funny actually. I can make girls laugh all the time.

still a virgin tho

>>34888230
I've been told I can be funny, but 90% of the time I censor myself because I'm autistic and don't like taking social risks

>>34888206
yes? just not that one

Definitely. Where2cop?

as long as she doesn't question her gender or isnt that term that people make up for not wanting sex ever then yeah