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A hooker is coming over so I can fuck her. AMA
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>>35285345
will she have pubes?
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>>35285387
I hope not.

I don't.
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>>35285345
How much are you paying?

Did you remember to buy condoms? Ones you've actually sized for yourself?

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>girls running alone in the forest

really makes me think

are they retard?
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>>35285320
>are they retard?

yee
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>>35285320
Well if it weren't for our sexist mysoginistic patriarchal rape culture then this wouldn't be a problem shitlord.
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Nope just living in a white neighborhood in Trumps America.

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And don't you dare say you're on that nofap meme...
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ribbity robbity rollin'
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Rollin deep.
Cmon I just wanna wank, don't care if it's original
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top 3 rows: number, description, emoji

then the last row is: number, emoji, description.

fix it

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Is there such a thing as a decent white male or are they literally all sociopaths?

>B-b-but you d-don't understand, you fucking commie! We have to destroy the environment, make everyone poor, spread lies like wildfire and generally turn the world to shit because it might benefit me personally one day!
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>>35285148
low quality bait. You have to use less buzzwords anon
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>>35285237
You do realize you're only proving the point, right faggot? Is it still "bait" if it's accurate? You're human trash.
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>>35285148

If Bernie was running instead of Shillary the result would've been way different.

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For all those unorthodox thoughts playing on your mind
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>ywn have a qt older gf teach you how to kiss
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>tfw can't hit 3w off the deck
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>>35285092
>tfw literally make my heart hurt watching qts play guitar on youtube

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http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2015/08/tinder-hook-up-culture-end-of-dating

>“When I see limp dicks coming at me I’m like, Oh my God,” says Courtney, putting her fingers in the sign of a cross, as if to ward off a vampire.

>They laugh.

>“It would be great if they could just have the ability to perform and not come in two seconds,” says Rebecca.

The sexual free market has arrived, silly little boys. Are you MAN enough to succeed?
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>be me
>life regularly
>boxing for 6 months
>run often
>very obvious that I'm in great shape if you look at me
>easily a 7-8/10 face wise
>but 5'7"
>its so obvious now to me that all girls want someone over 6'
>I can see the way their faces immediately light up when they see taller guys compared to when they talk to me
>always gravitate to taller guys at parties

To answer your question, I'm more than happy to compete, but I know where I stand. And thats too short for most people.

Its also why I ask people on dates instead
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>>35284819
>They finally learned.
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>>35284820
>they finally learned
>they finally
>they

Who's they?

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If a passable tranny sucks your dick, are you gay?

Asking for a friend.
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yes, they are still a dude.
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Yeah and your exploiting their mental illness
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>>35284750
no man, this has been discussed since stone ages
its not gay

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is a fleshlight worth the money? any robots have one, is it good?
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I have the stu and its too intense. It feels pretty good but cumming in it almost hurts.
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>>35284730
It's life changing. Great ones probably better than sex.
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do they make the mouth one with a moustache?

asking for a friend

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>Society felt that we really weren't handing the world over to morons and liars fast enough, so they kicked it into overdrive
>Now lying is cool, nobody gives a flying shit about facts or reality and being a sociopath is normalized
Human extermination when?
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I hate to tell you, nothing has changed; it's just easier to tell when Trump is lying to you. Previous presidents lied just as much, they were just better at it.
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I'm happy with Donald as president and I'm tired of entitled libs whining.
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>>35284789
Oh it has definitely changed. People are noticeably stupider than they were ten years ago, and now society has been directly and overtly handed over to the stupid.

Why do you white guys love asian girls so much but not black or brown girls?
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Black women are, heuristically speaking, more unattractive, lower IQ, fatter, and louder.

Sorry, I know it sucks.
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probably because they throw themselves at hwite guys and there isn't really as big of a cultural gap
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The very sound of a black woman's voice annoys me

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More and more young bois are getting hormones and start being submissve to other races
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>>35284589

As long as blacks fuck them instead of our wimmin it's fine.
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>>35284589
>Is this the future of the white race?

The White race has no future
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>>35284589

big black cock take over, when?

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>Finally lost my virginity
>Couldn't even cum
>Faked an orgasm
What the fuck is this shit? Am I gay? I wasn't even wearing a condom.
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>>35284558
>lost virginity
>didn't cum

erm... I don't know quite how to tell you this, but...
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>>35284620
I'm pretty sure if there's a dick in a vagina and/or asshole it counts.
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>>35284558
How did her pussy feel? Could be a factor

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My dad beating my mom again...
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>>35284476
Did you ask for him to stop?
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>>35284476
The answer is not anime, anon.
It's never anime.
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>>35284476
Be glad you have Alpha dad

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what makes a grill a "fembot"
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If she's over 18, socially retarded, a loner, a virgin but not by choice, some grabbag of disorders, some abuse in her past maybe.
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Just gender switch with the current definition of robots:

1. Could get a bf but too lazy to step out of their comfort zone and accomplish anything in their lives

2. Has a bf, had sex. What cha gon go about it

3. mental illness
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Nothing. There just normal girls who post on /r9k/ for attention

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>go to take my driving test
>20 years old
>"pull out of the parking lot"
>do that
>"pull back into the parking lot"
>"you didn't make a complete stop and the stop sign"

Fuck.
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that is usually an instant failure, yes.
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>>35284355
>Passed my first try.
>Do a 3 point turn in this guys drive way
>Go back to dmv
>here is your license
Hmm
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>>35284391
>do the 'California Roll' twice at two different stop signs
>explain that stopping completely and losing all momentum is a waste of gas
>pass test

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