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Ever notice how these "fembot" threads always start with "fembots, why" and get 100+ replys? It's because women don't give a fuck about what you have to say. They only want to talk about themselves.

Ever see that scene from 40 year old Virgin where that guy tells the protagonist how to talk to women? It's basically that in this situation.

Those threads are made by desparet cucks and other supposed "fembots"
Everyone in those threads should be shot.

I point this out because it shows how "fembots" are no different from any other women. Threads asking about robots get little to NO replys and the replys they do get are short and to the point like "why the fuck are you asking me?"

Daily reminder that no women can know your struggle. No women can be a robot.

Just so you aren't fooled.
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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPTTPPTTTT
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I guarantee that fembot threads are all started by horny robots not actual girls.
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>Taking life advice from a comedy movie starring Steve Carrell.

But why?

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So what do the SJW women friends suggest we do about the terrorism problem?
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not an SJW, but I'll give my two cents. It won't end, the US funded the Mujahedeen for a reason. As long as the US profits from terrorism, it won't end.
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>>37240691
What do YOU suggest be done about it?
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>>37240691
>>37240892
Gas the Ahmeds and shitskins who dare support or do anything terror related. Deport their families so they won't breed more of them. Force shitskins to take language, history and culture tests before giving citizenship.
This way only the ones who truely want to start life again will stay.

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Hey wite boi, my husband's at work and I'm handcuffed to the bed, whatcha gonna do?
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Cook some eggs
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Would you like to watch me play some World of Warcraft
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>>37240593
Those cuffs looks like cloth or plastic. Let me cut them off for you.

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A-anon...i'm-i'm n-nervous to s-say this but...

P-pls...can you...

Can you die?

I'm s-sorry but...u need to die...you're p-pathetic and your l-life contributes n-nothing...

I'm sorry but I love u and it...it's for the best...
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>>37240001
Okay but only if i get to sex you first.
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>>37240001
So that's how you make suicide marketable toward neets. Wrap it up in a cute girl bow.
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>>37240001
I prefer the genki version

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It's 2017. If you were growing up in the 90s and 80s or earlier this time held such promise as to what the "future" would be.

How did it live up to your expectations? How do you feel about the future?
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good thread, bumping this
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>>37239874
>no flying cars
>no bizarre skyscrapers
>no bizarre bridges/highways
>no moving walkways
>no holographic displays
I am disappoint.
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>Michael J Fox leading the technological revolution
>instead he has Parkinsons and did a shitty show a few years back

As a kid I genuinely thought Michael J Fox would be the face of technology in the future.

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Faces of /r9k/ threadalam?
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Again? The last one turned into a gay hookup thread.
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Whats up man? Help me not look gay.
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>>37239878
L-link? Pls?

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+30 ROBOTS only despair is our friend edition

How's your day fellas?
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bump, are you all youngfags here?
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>>37240018
I think most nowadays posters were born around 1996
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>>37239815
30 year old robot here. Had job orientation yesterday. Waiting to find out when i actually start my job. Hopefully sooner than later. I find being a neet boring.

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>Wagecuck uprising kill all NEETs
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No brother not today. We must wait. Back to working and saving for the grand day.
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>Wagecuck uprising
>Wagies force the Jew bosses and NEETs at gunpoint to stock shelves, push carts and ring old people and niggers up
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Any other wagecucks here addicted to online shopping?

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Shit guys I got invited to go to six flags with just 6 arabic women.Should I do it?
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They're going to strap a suicide vest to you and make you aloha snackbar. Make sure to run into the thickest group of normies you can find before they blow you up.
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>>37239661
You should go buddy, I'm too socially retarded to be invited anywhere but there seems to be hope for you
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Huh... Chaldean, Sunni, or Shiite?

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this chad will be mixing his genes with a sandnigger

how sad!
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>>37239496
Aren't Middle Easteners Caucasians though?
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You seem like the sad one

>posting pictures of people you don't know
>fantasizing about how wrong it is
>leh niggers hur dur

5 star post, the assburgers was strong
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>>37239535
Kill yourself. You're the sad one.

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So I have about 1000 dollars to invest and will have more eventually after I start this new job.

I am looking at investing in Etherium and ripple.

Etherium looks as if it will hit 400 buy the end of the year (~195 now) and continue to go up afterwards. Digital currency is blowing up, why aren't you on this gold train?

Ripple has the third highest market cap, and is currently .34 cents a coin. (if you put 100 dollars into Ripple now, and Ripple continues to grow which it will because all crypto-currencies are growing. Say it grows to 100 dollars a coin in 4 years and you had put 100 in, thats 32,250. Say you put 1000 dollars now in it, thats almost 300,000 dollars in 4 or 5 years.

Why aren't you on this gold rush, it's not going to drop its going to continue rising because it's the fucking future.
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I've saved up 20k by living with my parents while working, and want to invest it. I might go with those. I hope these meme currencies don't crash on me.
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>>37239199
>>37239336
You guys already missed the opportunity. Best case scenario you double or even triple your investment (so 2000 dollars at best for OP wow), but you aren't going to get rich off this.

Truth is both currencies are in a bubble right now because of guys like you who think it's a get rich quick scheme.
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>>37239336
Etheirium will continue to grow for sure.

it's hard to say what Ripple will do, but I'm investing a little in a week.

I just go a fucking 70k job this year. If I had gotten it last year I would have jumped on sooner. god damnit. I remember looking at etherium when it was 8 dollars a fucking coin.

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>when Chad gets tired of sluts, he can just convert to Islam and get a loyal virgin wife

What are the downsides to being Chad, again?
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Chad's sex allure is so strong he can actually win a Muslima away from Allah.
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Choosing an easier mode of existence means getting a shittier afterlife.
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>>37239203
Does that mean we were Chads in a previous life?

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Which fast food has the best chicken sammy robots? For me its chik fil a
Im embarassed to go more than twice a week ever since some roastie cashier mentioned seeing me before that week. REEEE dont notice me!

So i need some other options on good chicken sammys. Burger King had a good one but this new version sucks for some reason.
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>>37239008
For me, it's the original McChicken
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>>37239008

you realize that cashier noticing you coming in twice means you could probably slip in the dick right? as hard as it is to believe she wasn't trolling you, she was probably hitting on you

also chik-fil-a is pretty hard to beat but sometimes if i'm short on cash i'll just get a few spicy chicken sandwiches off the jack in the box dollar menu and feast
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Nothing Burger King has is good. They don't even have anything that is not disgusting.

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Is Islam the robot religion?
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>>37238949

No, now fuck off Jihadi dickhead
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>>37239373
muslims are NOT terrorists
terrorists are NOT muslim

terrorists can be christian
even fucking buddhist
you racist prick
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fucking sand nigger go fly into a tower

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Sometimes I think that maybe beating up and bullying a bf/gf and then loving him or her would be nice but then I remember that beating someone up is mean and they would get hurt but it's okay if they do it to me since I wouldn't mind if I loved them
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beating/bulli is ok if its consensual
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sometimes i think being beat up by a bf and then lovingly cleaned up and tidied would be nice. but then i remember i can't ever have that.
>tfw
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>>37239657
>but then i remember i can't ever have that.
wwhy not? are you a girl?

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