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>went to burger king
>at registry
>order
>girl smiles at me the entire time
>wishes me a nice day
>leave

How was your day?
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>>38833095
She's supposed to smile. It's part of her job.
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>>38833103
I was asking you how your day was, not to try and bring me down
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>>38833095
>woke up at 3
>couldn't masturbate because too many people walking around
>ate some Mexican food
>now have heartburn
Not doin well

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22 year old neet here.

If any of you more experienced neets have some insight on how to get the most happiness as possible out of neet life, feel free to share it here.
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killing yourself is the route to optimized happiness
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>>38833166
That's nothingness, not happiness.
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>>38833166
don't give him the cheat code too early on in his playthrough, let him experience the game for himself

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sw54Pdh_m8


80s-90s music only.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWz0JC7afNQ
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>>38832953
shits about to get nostalgic
https://xhamster.com/videos/what-i-want-vintage-bouncing-big-boobs-strip-dance-7911263?from=video_related
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>>38833023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N1iwQxiHrs

I think I'm going insane, r9k. Something is wrong. I don't feel right
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>>38832934
I know this feel. Just let it come...
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Welcome home. Just let go. It's ok to be insane. You're free now ;-)
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>>38832950
My brain feels poisoned

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We're already 3 days into August. The year is half fucking over.
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>>38832890
>The year is half fucking over.

There are 12 months in a year, not 16. The year was half over back in June. :^)
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>>38832890

Where does the time go? I felt like nothing was done all year, just like always
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When does the world end?

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Has anyone ever made fun of you for being fat?
Have you ever been fat?
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>>38832804
I've always been fat, sometimes I used to get made fun of, it doesn't really bother me anymore though.
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>>38832804
was in high school but only stacies made fun of me. all the chads stopped when i bulldozed one over and body slammed him
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>>38832804
I got bullied a little bit for my tits. Even now that I've lost weight, they're still there.

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Has anyone here considered becoming a priest or monk?
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>>38832739
I've always thought if I was born in medieval times it would be sweet to be a priest, especially if I was a corrupt one. However, I have not put much thought to it
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>>38832739
If I was born 100 years ago or more I probably would have gone into the clergy but I'm too euphoric to be able to now without feeling like a hypocritical piece of garbage.
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>>38832739
I've considered joining a Hare Krishna ish movement. They seem to have fun with the whole happiness with as little as possible idea, but they're all probably thinking that by doing what the others do, they'll get as happy as the others seem to be, but in reality none of them are happy.

What would you do if you had an older sister who had a body like this?
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Nothing because I don't live in hentailand
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learn to ignore the cock queue wrapped around the neighborhood
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>>38832701
Nothing I'm more attractive than her. She will come to me.

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What is the supernatural? Is natural-supernatural even a meaningful dichotomy? If gods/ghosts/divinations/mind reading/whatever were proven true they would be part of nature, hence natural. If they were proven wrong they would be fiction. They say the supernatural is things defying the laws of nature, but laws of nature weren't issued by humans, they are merely descriptions of patterns which humans observe in nature. If patterns change, so will laws.
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You're on the right path. Pantheism and Tantra might interest you.
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>>38832686
Pretty much. You've certainly nailed the definition alright.
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>>38832686
>Is natural-supernatural even a meaningful dichotomy?
Have you ever seen this picture? The supernatural is something that you cannot explain, because it has no logical coherence. In other words, it doesn't make sense.

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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS STOP REPLYING TO KEK THREADS. WHY ARE YOU TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THAT?
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>>38832570
What's hapening in this gif?
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>>38832570
KEK is king of kings of kings
no dicksucker can supplant his eminence
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>>38832570
I need sauce right now my man

A vendor on the Darknet Markets disrespected me and stole my money.

How do I find where he lives so I can fuck up his pets?


How should i fuck up his pets?
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relaz
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>>38832544
Don't fuck up his pet's, fuck him up instead. The pet's did nothing wrong.
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>>38832544
Its your own fault for getting burned by dealing with drug dealers. Go suck a dick, junkie scum

>when that cute girl at work tells you shes single
>when you do nothing about it
>when months go by
>when she tells you she has a boyfriend
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>>38832472
She wasn't into you. She hoped you'd share it with Chad so she wouldn't look like a whore telling him desperately.
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>>38832472
You should've done something.

You've only got yourself to blame. Your time spent on this earth is never worth anything, and you have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

I don't know why you didn't try.

Rejection isn't going to tear you up inside, but the fact that you turned away from what could've been will.

"When I'm tired and thinking cold
I hide in my music, forget the day
And dream of a girl I used to know
I closed my eyes and she slipped away
She slipped away"
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This must be the normie feels thread, because none of this shit is relatable for robots.

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Hi,
I am Doc Anon,
If you want to you can open your heart, tell me what's bothering you.
If you want advise I hope I can give you an advice.

>Disclaimer: I am not a professional therapist
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>>38832386
Did you just delete your other thread?
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>>38832401
nope it disappeared
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>>38832415
Spoopy
my posts still stand
>>38832152
>>38832174

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Why does time have to keep going?
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She is cool.
A shoplifter, but cool.
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>>38832287
Slav is a tight YouTube channel.
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I used to have a massive crush on her in Beetlejuice.

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Per day, what would you say is a normal number of times to think about killing yourself? I usually think about killing myself at least 5 times a day. Is that above or below average?
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also to add, I don't think I would ever actually do it. I just hate myself so much and I can't stop thinking about it. It's kind of like if someone says the word "elephants", you can't not think about elephants.
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>>38832256
ironically: as many times as you can
curiosity: 3 times
seriously: 0
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It's mostly imagining myself walking into my roommates room, loading a 7.62x54 round into his Mosin and then blasting my brains out. I could probably do it in under 30 seconds from getting out of my bed to pulling the trigger.


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