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Stupid fucking kids blasting their damn hippiohoppy music and this happens

>>34996193
iktf
>>34996292
I've had it since I was a kid, think it was caused by asthma meds

Tinnitus being insufferable is a meme.

When I lay down to go to sleep, it sounds like there's a car idling just outside my room while someone's blowing a whistle. You either learn to block it out or you dwell on it and start not being able to never hear it.

4chan was pretty liberal then tho

>Then I grew up & became a liberal.

toppest of kek

>>34996212
This lol. I was a liberal my entire youth up until like 15-16, then I grew up and realized communists hi-jacked the American left (democrats) and want to destroy all borders and the American identity with it.

have you not read the art of the deal? life's a game to Trump and world leaders are being played rn

>>34996132
try being rich and confident?

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>>34996132
It's not something that can be taught.
Some men are born with the capacity for greatness and valor, some are not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXU20umRuaI

>>34996119
don't worry about a thing. bois can't get pregnant. now turn around and come suck on daddy's cock

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>>34996201
>Don't worry, boipucci can't get pregnant
You're a liar anon-kyun, now watch our son while I go suck off Rinehardt

>>34996253
Why do you people say "pucci?" You know that's said aloud as "poo-chi," right?

>>34996098
He's his own breed dude.

No but he's not a robot either. Kind of an unusual guy.

>>34996098
Hes the dude, he fits in his own special place

>>34996088

Despite what /v/ will say, its a comfy simulator. YOu buy it expecting Harvest Moon and you get Harvest Moon. Rune Factory is probably better but it looks like ass by comparison.

sweet sweet escapism
this game is amazing
>the music
>the comfy
also i had goosebumps when i went on the first date with my girl
felt really amazing im so glad i got this game

>>34996088
Yeah, but don't feel guilty about it. A life outdoors on land you own with community and fishing and raising chickens and fresh air and sunlight is indeed better than your life, and better than most people's lives, which are spent waking up early and commuting and sitting in front of a screen blasting blue light in their eyes and chugging caffeine to help them power through the drudgery and rushed fast food lunches and the commute home and heating up dinner and doing the dishes and zoning in front of another exciting new TV show that blares blue light in their faces that helps them forget how repetitive and hollow the daily grind is and then finally going to sleep only to do it again and again and again for decades and decades all the while knowing this modern life is a man-made abomination and surely there must be a better way to live.

You're fat because of reasons entirely under your control. You could excercise self control and not eat processed horseshit, but you won't. You could go to the gym during graveyard hours when nobody else is there or buy your own weights, but you won't.

You'll just sit there and wallow in your own blubber.

>>34996109
don't FUCKING reply to me, I wasn't asking for advice

>>34996073
i can't go to the gym cause i don't drive and there's not a bus station near me
and i'm a shitty person

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>>34996067
Stab him and smell the fresh iron smell it makes when it gets on my hands

"No it doesn't, nigger."

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teleport behind him, you dip, what else can I do?

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>>34996061
why are you posting pictures of her again?

>>34996343
>again
Never posted a picture of this fox in my life

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>>34996343
I'm glad...someone....remembers....me

This is now a dream pop qts thread

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>>34995987
>banned
Go play outside or something, God is trying to talk to you. Off my board.

>>34996051
but its dark

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Tell her to pleaase respond

It was just a joke lol

>>34995974
Sixty-eight niggers

I would but would not be proud

>>34995974
close the goddamn door

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Aside from the the whole "Dem Crackas wanna kill me cuz I got a bigga dick than dem." Mindset, this movie looks really bad from a technical standpoint. The acting is really dead, even in the brainwashed characters.

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Fuck man the main character is really ugly

lol the propaganda in hollywood films isn't even remotely subtle anymore; it's just right there in your fucking face, haha.

>>34995921
That's normal highschool behaviour, though

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>OP is such a fag he can't even handle simple banter

If it's soft it is bantz you fucking autist.

There's a difference between single because you can't stop cheating and being single because nobody wants you. I'm guessing KD falls into the former category.

KD got cursed by Lil B

his personal life has been slowly deteriorating ever since he antagonized the based god

>>34995947

Poor guy. He never saw it coming. =(

She's a Malin Akerman-clone crisis actor who got promoted to the state department after she survived the Bowling Green Massacre.

>>34995826
as an aquarius she needs no explanation. she cannot be explained because we are usually years ahead of the general populace

>>34995826
>Rothschilds bow to Conway