If I started a charity where reasonably attractive women offer sexual comfort to involuntarily celibate men, would you help support it? I want a tax break and to help some robots out
I'm interested if you have any actual plans or if this is even legal (or if you even considered that). And no I wouldn't support it. Something like a program for helping NEETS and other outcasts reintegrate into society would be a lot more productive
>>38926916
You mean a brothel?
>>38926916
Only if you will be doing the charity yourself.
>tfw you will never have the queen of dragons as your gf
>tfw you will never get to feel her hellfire pussy
>tfw you will never get to fuck her while riding a dragon
>>38926900
>you will never like game of thrones
This shits fucking hot
>>38926900
YAAAAAAAS QUEEEN
Alright how in the fuck are you supposed to put one of these fuckers on an unmutilated penis?
I've been trying for years and it will either kill my erection or get all bunched up near the end when my foreskin moves
I don't want to get grills pregnant yet
>>38926894
yeah latex condoms kill erections.
try skyn condoms.
What excuse do you have for being uncut in 2017?
>>38926901
I got these supposedly ultra thin Trojan ones and they still fucking suck
Alright brobots dubs decides my new cats name. He is quite a shy cat so it was hard to get a good picture also using shitty phone camera.
name him niggerman
you must name him "dog"
>>38926803
Dindu Nuffin
origami
>Supported Trump because I fell for the /pol/ memes
>Thought it would maybe help me make some normie friends if they saw that I wasn't afraid to show my political opinions
>Ended up losing my only friend because I couldn't stop acting like an autist whenever someone criticized Trump and I ended up threatening to deport him (He's brown) during a heated Facebook argument
>Every time Trump comes up on the news my parents just tell me "So when does the winning start?" and laugh
>I even bought a MAGA hat and wore it to class in the days before and after the election so I could look smug but all it did was make people hate me even more
>Can't even enjoy a Trump victory anymore because he's such a huge fuck-up that defending him at this point is basically impossible
Anyone else know this feel?
voting for trump should be classified as mental illness, my dude
u should seriously get checked by a doctor.
>I ended up threatening to deport him (He's brown) during a heated Facebook argument
>>38926797
hello mr.shillberg
Why do wh*te """"men"""" look so feminine these days?
Show yourself, OP
>>38926756
could be the makeup he's wearing
>>38926756
jews put chemicals in the water and birth control lmaoo
she threw away the painkillers so normie children could die painfully
oh my god did she really do this?
>>38926749
she also robbed a supermarket and broke into a building because she wanted a place with an elevator. Kind of nigger behavior but still a pain in the ass for the normies so it's kind of cool
>>38926749
she also converted poor poo's on their death bed
What are you drinking tonight /r9k/? Pic related I'm drinking some coors banquet because it's the best thing available at my supermarket and my county is in the land of the "free" and only recently allowed to sell hard liquor which I don't feel like driving out to the only store in the city that sells it.Coors banquet is actually pretty good, good enough to drink a 12 pack compared to most "macro" shit
200ml of Barcardi (40%)
25 oz of Natty Ice (6/9%)
I don't feel the way I should when drinking. I think my tolerance has gone up.
>>38926913
*all in the past 85 minutes
**6.9%
>>38926913
>I don't feel the way I should when drinking. I think my tolerance has gone up.
You probably still feel better than me my parents were both bad alcoholics so I was born with higher tolerance than most
Who /screw/ here?
What scretapes or screw songs have you guys been bangin lately. I know there are a few screwheads on here.
Jammin to Only Rollin Red right now, one of my favorites.
https://youtu.be/HoaT_V5d52Q
Leanin' hard now.
>>38926742
What ya jammin?
>screw
>screwtapes
I have no idea what this means. I guess I'm out of touch with the kids these days.
>that one kid who would ask everyone for food
>that one (autistic) kid that assaulted some dindu
>that one kid who asked for everyone's Steam id
>that one (emo) kid that fucked his gf on campus
>that one (emo) kid that fucked his gf (male) on campus
>that one kid who fucking died and no one cared about because he wasn't a chad
Fucking
Kevin
>that morbidly obese girl who slowly waddled to each class
>that dindu who slammed a teacher onto concrete
>that group of female dindus who would always try to fight people
>that teacher who got shot by the edgy kid
>that group of weebs who would watch hentai at full volume before school started
>>38926862
>that teacher who got shot by the edgy kid
story?
>be me
>be qt girl
>be taking the biggest slimiest stinkiest shit in uni bathroom stall
>be pinching my nose while simultaneously pushing my sphincter
>person next to me has to endure the smell
>walk out to wash hands
>she glares at me the entire time
Like what gives? As if you're so high and mighty you don't take smelly shits. If I see the bitch again I'm going to grab a chunk of it and throw it at her dumb face :)
I guess itt: post your poop stories
>>38926647
This is why I don't use public restrooms. They're scary and gross.
just walk out proudly and you'll be fine
>>38926647
I don't use public restrooms.
/r9k/, how many of you were /gt/? What was it like and was it worth your time? Where are you now in life?
Reason I ask is, I have a son who will be getting into the program soon, and I'm curious about other people's school experiences.
go to >>>/adv/ Norman
Wow this is sad. So much for the "smart but lazy" robots that I've read about. I knew /r9k/ was full of LARPers.
>>38926621
it means literally nothing
I got into it in 4th grade after getting a 99th percentile on the RAVEN.
Fast forward to now, and my IQ test came back with a result of 94, I shit you not. At least the field trips were fun. Also, I'm a NEET.
>be rapist
>seek help
>get it
>be murderer
>seek help
>get it
>be pedophile
>seek help
>get chastised
>>38926608
there's a pedophile hospital in like europe or something i remember seeing a video about it
If you rape or murder someone and confess it to the authorities you will still be punished you stupid pedo.
>be pedophile
>know that pedophilia isn't wrong
>do not seek help
>keep jerkin it to kiddies
ASPD fembots, what are you like? Would someone know you have ASPD from meeting you? What do you look for in a guy? What are your fetishes?
If you're being fully honest, do you think its possible for someone to have a relationship with you without getting ruined either inadvertedly or by conscious effort on your part?
>ASPD women
Anon you're gonna die
>>38927516
>anon you're gonna die
Whats wrong with that?
>>38928191
>every day
These barely get posted afaik
what if girls having all the sex they ever wanted doesn't mean they are happy.
so what
boohoo
>>38926580
So in other words they're just stupid
happier than us.