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2017-05-12 02:13:00 Post No.36953591
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>Old man look at my life,
>I'm a lot like you were.
>Old man look at my life,
>I'm a lot like you were.

>Old man look at my life,
>Twenty four
>and there's so much more
>Live alone in a paradise
>That makes me think of two.

>Love lost, such a cost,
>Give me things
>that don't get lost.
>Like a coin that won't get tossed
>Rolling home to you.

>Old man take a look at my life
>I'm a lot like you
>I need someone to love me
>the whole day through
>Ah, one look in my eyes
>and you can tell that's true.

>Lullabies, look in your eyes,
>Run around the same old town.
>Doesn't mean that much to me
>To mean that much to you.

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:30:18 Post No.36953964
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>>36953591
Neil Young the original NEET

Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:38:06 Post No.36954118
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>little wing don't fly away
>when the summer turns to fall
>don't you know some people say
>winter is the best time of them all

Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:41:34 Post No.36954184
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>>36953964
>ah mah god
>sooo sad
>so we still going to the club friday

Anonymous
2017-05-12 02:12:55 Post No.36953588
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:12:55 Post No. 36953588 [Report] [View this topic]

Taylor Swift is our gir...

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:13:44 Post No.36953606
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>>36953588
She was never our girl, she has always been a roastie whore who makes shitty pop country music

Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:14:10 Post No.36953619
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:14:10 Post No.36953619 [Report]

jfc thats one ugly elbow

Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:14:30 Post No.36953629
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>>36953606

this

also she's a snake and she made kanye have a mental breakdown

Anonymous
2017-05-12 02:11:28 Post No.36953562
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:11:28 Post No. 36953562 [Report] [View this topic]

Are "women" obligated to tell someone they want to date that they were born a man?

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:12:45 Post No.36953582
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:12:45 Post No.36953582 [Report]

Yes they are.
organ

Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:12:47 Post No.36953583
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:12:47 Post No.36953583 [Report]

either way you have mental illness

would you tell someone you have herpes? yes.

Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:13:24 Post No.36953598
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:13:24 Post No.36953598 [Report]

the ones that don't end up in the 1 in 12 trannies that are murdered in "safe" countries like the US, so...

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2017-05-12 02:08:42 Post No.36953500
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:08:42 Post No. 36953500 [Report] [View this topic]

I got hired for a job part time but they give me 40+ hours how do I tell them to schedule me less

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:09:51 Post No.36953517
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>>36953500

You talk to them

844678

Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:10:06 Post No.36953523
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>>36953500
Only show up for part time hours. If you confront them for trying to make you a slave theyll fire you

Lovin' Life 2017-05-12 02:10:55 Post No.36953545
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You know, as an astonishing NEET; i've never been a wagie worker bee, but I have read blogs and watched wagecuck vlogs in my abundance of free time, what i've gathered is theres two ways:

A. Scream and pout, beg on your knees to bossman shekelberg until he feels bad enough to cut your pay-dirt salary low enough to afford to give you less hours

B. Give shekelstein the ole' toe sucking. Suck his toesies clean until he can't help but give you some free time.

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2017-05-12 02:07:47 Post No.36953482
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:07:47 Post No. 36953482 [Report] [View this topic]

A little chitchat, perhaps?

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Lovin' Life 2017-05-12 02:08:46 Post No.36953501
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NOT... UNTIL.....

Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:09:23 Post No.36953508
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>>36953482
A little swarae?

Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:10:15 Post No.36953528
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>>36953508
>swarae
jesus christ

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2017-05-12 02:05:38 Post No.36953432
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:05:38 Post No. 36953432 [Report] [View this topic]

Is doing couples/friends activities by yourself the most creepy pathetic thing you can do?

Ex
>hooters
>movies
>dinner
>shopping

Went to a dave and busters once and saw this
>man by self at booth
>orders ranch buffalo wings burger with mac n cheese
>groans like zombie between bites
>orders irish car bomb and downs it in one go
>isnt drunk but does violent movements when picking things up
>locks eyes with every person in dining area
>jogs out with hands in jacket pocket when done paying
>head up as if waiting for bucket of water to rain down after dance routine

This was actually me. I was having a really bad day and lost self respect

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:07:59 Post No.36953489
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>>36953432
God, do people really judge you for habitually eating alone?

Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:09:32 Post No.36953509
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>>36953489
Not if you're attractive

Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:10:08 Post No.36953525
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>>36953432
Some people clearly think that way. In certain areas, movie theaters won't even sell you a ticket unless you're with someone.

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2017-05-12 02:05:15 Post No.36953420
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:05:15 Post No. 36953420 [Report] [View this topic]

Morning joe?

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:06:37 Post No.36953455
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>>36953420
Morning brew?

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Don't talk to me until i've had my coffee

Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:10:21 Post No.36953531
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>>36953491
I'm not even memeing, stop talking to me.

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2017-05-12 02:02:57 Post No.36953361
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:02:57 Post No. 36953361 [Report] [View this topic]

>Nanna found the cum gerbils

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>grandma found the cum collider

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>Litlle ceasers found the excretion dirigible

Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:10:28 Post No.36953532
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>I found the magazines

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2017-05-12 02:01:16 Post No.36953320
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:01:16 Post No. 36953320 [Report] [View this topic]

i dont like rich people

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:19:47 Post No.36953733
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>>36953320
How dare you disrespect our glorious job creators? This country would be nothing without them! Millionaires and billionaires are the backbone of this nation. You should be thankful that they allow you the opportunity to work at the businesses they own.

Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:21:11 Post No.36953762
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>>36953320
I just hate rich people who are rich off of the success and explotation of others, not that I'd have any business hating them when I haven't even done anything lol.

Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:21:55 Post No.36953777
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>>36953733
This is a joke, right? These people depend on average Joes working for them

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:00:25 Post No. 36953304 [Report] [View this topic]

Do pretty girls poop?
I'm asking for a friend.

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:00:58 Post No.36953309
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:00:58 Post No.36953309 [Report]

Yes
Answering for your friend

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>>36953304
the very most prettiest ones scarcely eat, so they, as a matter of fact, do not poop

Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:10:49 Post No.36953543
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>>36953304
girls poop, but girl (male)'s like the one in your image are so pure they live only off sunlight and your love

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:00:17 Post No. 36953298 [Report] [View this topic]

>randomly realize that you'll eventually die and face eternal oblivion
>heart drops
>chills all over

How do I stop this from happening?

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:02:00 Post No.36953339
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>>36953298
You don't. You live, you die. The End. Enjoy your stay.

Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:02:20 Post No.36953346
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:02:20 Post No.36953346 [Report]

Realize that there won't be any part of you left to feel that void. Remember how horrible it was before you were born? No? Of course not.

Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:08:41 Post No.36953499
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Even if you could, I wouldn't cross back here.

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Describe Yourself in 3 Fictional Characters 2017-05-12 01:58:21 Post No.36953252
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Describe Yourself in 3 Fictional Characters Anonymous 2017-05-12 01:58:21 Post No. 36953252 [Report] [View this topic]

Its a simple as it sounds.

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:23:08 Post No.36953811
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>>36953252
Sherlock Holmes because I have no emotion for other people.
The dude from leathal weapon because I'm suicidal as fuck.
And some dude good with coding, maybe Edward Snowden.

Brett (ID: !!cUDtrdI8Mgi) 2017-05-12 02:25:03 Post No.36953849
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>>36953811
>fictional
>snowden

Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:25:19 Post No.36953853
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>>36953252
Akagi
Kaiji
Poemy

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 01:56:41 Post No. 36953225 [Report] [View this topic]

So, what's your first impression of me /r9k/?

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

why aRE THERE SO MANY ROASTIES IN OUR FUCKING BOARD TODAY

GET OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:01:50 Post No.36953334
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>>36953225
>>>/b/ is that way, larper.

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>>36953225
that you should get back in the kitchen

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 01:56:39 Post No. 36953223 [Report] [View this topic]

>be khv
>get tinder
>match within 5 minutes
>meeting up this weekend
HAHAHAHAHA GOOOOODBYE LOSERS

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>>36953223
>implying she wont meet u irl and figure out your a complete loser and will never want to meet with you again

happens to me all the time

Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:04:11 Post No.36953388
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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:04:11 Post No.36953388 [Report]

Post face, faggot.
g4yy

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>>36953388
I'm not bad looking I just have anxiety/depression and had my social skills fucked mercilessly by it in HS

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 01:55:37 Post No. 36953202 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw no dom bf to have a 24/7 bdsm relationship with

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Anonymous 2017-05-12 02:01:20 Post No.36953321
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>>36953202
>>tfw no dom bf to have a 24/7 bdsm relationship with
Are you a girl? If so we can start right now.

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>>36953321
>Are you a girl? If so we can start right now.
No...

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>>36953372
you are why nobody trusts ANYONE on the internet.

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