I FUCKING HATE GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE
IT IS NOT A SAD THING WHEN THE FUCKERS HAVE ACID THROWN IN THEIR FACE.
I AM NOT SAYING THAT IT SHOULD BE ENCOURAGED BUT IT IS NOT REALLY THAT SAD. BOO FUCKING HOO AT LEAST YOU HAD A TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN YOU GOT ANYTHING YOU WANTED JUST BECAUSE OF YOUR LOOKS FUCK YOU FOR BEING UPSET!!
Lol okay I'm pretty good looking but where's my check?
Even buffed out chads have to work for their body.
Honestly anon, it sounds like you're blaming all of your problems on other people when you should take responsibility for your unhappiness.
>>36924388
You are correct anon I literally laugh when I see news stories of attractive people being attacked
>>36924425
I am not on about body retard, men have to work hard to get a nice body.
I am on about face. Obnoxious Chads deserve what they get when they are disfigured. I am probably average if not slighty uglier. But I have had ugly girls dump me because they think they can get with a good looking guy, then they come crawling back when they get rejected.
You are a fucking prick if you have ever been asked out by a woman.
You personally are like a rich person standing infront of a homeless person complaining that your wallet can't hold all your money.
What is your excuse /r9k/
Originallly
>parasite attaches itself to near-death host in order to reap the benefits
>>36924384
she gets his money all his stuff
she is smart to do that
>excuse
fuck off fag your bait is garbage
I have a lot to lose, little to gain. Also I kind of dislike marriage.
>you will never have an obese, trashy, Midwestern, German-diaspora gf
Feels pretty bad tbqh
>>36924321
Is this a non-white feels general?
>>36924321
She'd be gorgeous if she lost 200 pounds.
you could do anything you want to that pig, looks good
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET HOLLOW CHEEKS!?
You can't unless you were born with it.
Don't listen to any one else.
Its more of a malformation or a deform than something you can gain by doing a specific habit.
by getting better geneticks
>>36924451
>>36924496
Fuck, I guess I'll just kill myself then.
Is there still a stigma of going to Chick-Fil-A?
I always wanted to try the food there, but I don't want people thinking I hate the LGBT community.
>>36924261
Wasn't that like three years ago? Pretty sure people have stopped caring now.
uhhhhh, i'm a tranny and i eat there. it's a private company, and i'm not gonna tell someone what to do with what they own, or how they spend their money.
One of my favorite places. They are non-degenerate and extremely polite and nice. Like a 50's diner. Plus their food is amazing
>tfw fell for the "hide your poop in the attic meme"
Fuck. My parents are fucking furious with me. The plastic bags started leaking the smell after about a month and even after cleaning it all up there are damages that will cost a fortune (animals got into it). It's not worth it.
>>36924206
What the fuck is this meme? What is the point of it? Just use a damn toilet
>>36924206
>hide your poop in the attic meme
ravioli ravioli sage all repost threads-ioli
What would you like to do if you could do anything? No super powers allowed.
>>36924166
Kill myself
so I can be original
>>36924166
die
I don't want to feel anymore
a gf obviously
Where you the squid kid of thr group?
yes
my dad's childhood nickname was squid and people still call him squid to this day as well.
we both act like squid...
>>36924163
Someone say squid kid?
>>36924163
the art style on that was was fucking horrendous
just like the thornberry's and that ginger show
FOREVER YOUNG!
I WANT TO BE FOREVER YOUNG!
ARE YOU GOING TO DROP THE BOMB OR NOT
DOO DOO DOO
>>36924138
LIFE IS A SHORT TRIP
THE MUSIC'S FOR THE SAD MAN
>>36924220
FOREVER YOUNG
FOREVER YOUNG
>>36924138
kill yourself faggott
ALSO THANKS FOR THE FUCKING ROBOT
>tfw brown eyes
WHY
>>36924102
ive had multiple girls tell me my big brown eyes are my best feature
>>36924286
Same but I still hate them and I wish I had blue eyes.
>tfw nord
>tfw only 6.0 ft
>tfw brown hair
>tfw brown eyes
Why even live.
>>36924286
the rest of you must be incredibly shit
How do I get my milf neighbour to invite me to her room to suck her mommy milk jugs
Literally just go over there and ask if she says no then convince her duh
>>36924095
You'll have to bring it up at the next council meeting
Roofies my man
Why is it that all guys like giving and getting oral but all girls hate giving and getting oral. Is there some biological reason for this?
Girls like oral it's just that 80% of guys don't know how to give oral
>>36924087
That's an overgeneralization.
Not all men like giving oral and you don't even have anything to back up such a claim.
>>36924108
Yeah no that's a myth, I looked up how to do it, did it to my gf, kept discussing what she liked and doing that and even after I got her off three times in a row she still didn't want to have oral.
This girl at my work... she is so beautiful, I cant help but thinking about her all the time this week, and I feel like I shouldn't. Ever since she came into work last week with this super tight red shirt... Her chest looked so huge... and it really is, I think either D or DD. I know my attraction to her is like 100% boner, but it's hard because that's all I can think about. She has a small waist too, so it's just all actual boobs.
On top of this, I probably have the biggest bra fetish ever. I think girls in bras is the sexiest thing ever. And the way her shirts cling to her chest you can see the outline of her bra and I just chub up. The other day I saw her adjust her bra a little and I just got so excited. And today I kept staring at her chest all day. So huge...
My completely unrealistic fantasy is seeing her in her bra or even getting to touch/play with her boobs... I'd want to see her in all different bras, just to see her perfect chest in different beautiful ways.
I feel like I shouldn't be thinking about this as much as I am, so I don't know if just thinking about it is wrong, it's not like I would ever act on anything like that. Though I keep checking the work schedule to see when we work together next...
Ok, just go for it if you think she will find you attractive.
Wow, that's tough. If you have feelings for this girl, why don't you just man the fuck up and talk to her? What's the worst that can happen, she say no? If you don't talk to her, you'll just have to keep jerking off to the birthday folder behind your girlfriend's back like the sick pervert you are.
>>36924048
better make a move before she gets with some fat neckbeard she knows
that's what happened to me and it's taking years to get over
Hey faggot: depression doesn't exist
>>36924011
Nice dubs.
I also wish that was true
>>36924011
It doesnt need to be, the causes for it are real and that's all that matters.
>>36924011
don't make me happy anon
Can we have a comfy /autism/ thread? When were you diagnosed? How has it affected your life? What are some autistic things you do?
>diagnosed as an aspie at 13
>pretty much can't into social interaction, freeze up when someone asks a question, never know what volume to speak at so people can hear me
>have to manually move my arms from side to side when walking so I look normal
>wear the same thing every day
>if anything in my room is moved I freak out and get the feeling of impending doom
>get angry and uncomfortable when anyone plays music in public (especially with vocals)
>math wizard
>hit myself in the head when I get mad (like from losing at a video game)
bumping originalIy
Trippple dubs anon, THis is ORGIGINANAL DAMNIT
>>36923999
Holy shit is the hitting yourself in the head thing common amongst aspies? I've always thought I might be an aspie based on my interactions with people growing up, and I have the same problem. Whenever I lose at shit I'll hit myself in fits of rage that I literally cannot control other than just not playing games.