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>hey anon, wanna come to my place later and play the new resident evil?
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Is she wearing a diaper?
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>>34370588
is she wearing a diaper on the outside of her pants
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>>34370588
>the hair
>the leggings
>the slippers
>the "rawr im gonna hide behind this game case im so cute tee hee rawr" pose
>the fucking diaper
Isn't it funny (upsetting) how women can be as autistic as they want in public and nobody shames them for it
I want to die
kill me pete
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>HUR DUR I'M A ROBOT. My favorite Smiths album is Meat Is Murder. My favorite sex position is missionary because I like to be able to hold her as she is holding me. I say "NO" to drinking and alcohol!
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>>34370539
The red flag is this whole set of things or are they red flags separately?
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>he likes Depeche Mode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urbmwI8APdo
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>>34370539
Why is liking meat is murder a red flag? It's a great albumalmost as great as Hatful of Hollow and The Queen is Dead
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For reason I can't quite remember anymore I'm in a chat group of turbo normies and sometimes show up when they hang out. I feel extremely out of place but it's only socializing I get and they don't explicitly tell me to stay away.
There's a girl in the group who's only there sporadically as well and we've exchanged maybe 10 words, but I know we share a lot of interests and she's likely as shy and autistic as I am. She doesn't post in chat much, but almost always replies when I post something.
I really want to get closer to her and see just how much we have in common and if she's really a compatible autist. A mutual friend, the only one who's more than an acquaintance for me, dropped a subtle hint that she's the same kind of strange as me.
I'm scared of her talking about it if I message her privately and make a move. These people tolerate me, but they don't think highly of me by any means. And they're friends with the only real friends I have, so if I spill my spaghetti, the news will probably spread quickly leading to my powerlevel getting revealed completely.
I don't know what to do.
Hold me robots.
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Send her some lightly autistic memes and see the results
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Talk to her in real life
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>>34370858
She replies with lightly autistic memes when I post lightly autistic memes.
>>34370888
The opportunity never arises, at least not between just the two of us. We only randomly attend the same gatherings like every ~3 months and then there's too many people in the same room to have a meaningful conversation.
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Tfw even reviewbrah has a friend and you don't
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>>34370446
I do have a friend, a really good one. Only 1 but its better than nothing.
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Id be his friend. He could teach me about radios. Im really interested in shortwave radios.
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I'd like to make love (gay) to reviewbrah
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>You like feminine penis don't you anon?
>How about you give mine a little taste for me :)
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>just jelq bro!
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>>34370437
if she was attractive enough i would probably stuff that as far down my throat as humanly possible and choke myself to death on it. Just sayin bro.
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Mmmmmm looks delicious
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>Hair is getting kinda long
>Still shoulder length or maybe a little longer but it's the longest I've ever had it
>Keeps getting in my face and it's annoying but I don't want to cut it
>Try putting it up like Hau from pokemon but it's not as long as his so it basically because a little ponytail thing with hanging side things, feels weird but at least it's out of my face
>Think I can sneak into the kitchen without anyone seeing me
>Mom catches me and says "looks cute"
>Sister sees me later and says that I look "pretty"
>Don't know if they're being sarcastic and making fun of me or lying or something and even if they're not it still feels really embarrassing and sort of upsetting either way
How should I feel about this? Should I cut it or keep letting it grow?
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>>34370431girls (female)with this haircut are top-tier QT, in my O(pinion). Especially when they got those stupid little side-hair things on the side of their head, that shit gets me going
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are you a man or a woman?
if you're a man just grow a beard and it'll look natural.
if you're a woman, I don't see what your problem is. don't you like being pretty? post pics
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>>34370612
I'm a boyBut I don't like facial hair. I-I've sort of always wanted to be cute or pretty actually, I just thought I'd wait to try things like this until I lost a bit more weight. It feels weird and embarrassing having my family call me things like that too.
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Why don't you have daughters whom you sleep with?
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>>34370430
Because I don't have an uterus.
I imagine degenerate lesbian robots could go to a sperm bank and make a really cute daughter at a young age and home/dungeon educate her to be a gf.
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>>34370430
good for him he's 57 and probably healthy for his age and she is 18 and probably loves getting a good dicking from someone with lots of experience.
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>>34370430
At what age do you start dressing like an old guy like him?
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Help us end discrimination 2017-01-24 12:22:38 Post No.34370424
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Help us end discrimination
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We can do it
TOGETHER
OGETHER
GETHER
ETHER
THER
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEJO8t_wCUQ
please support our fight
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>>34370424
no
saged for your own good
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>>34370424
That video was not what I thought it was going to be. I support this.
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>>34370438
youre a closed minded bigot anon
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I think we all can say that this guy is a 10/10 and the women is a 4/10, maybe 5/10. Why does women chase men who are waaay out of their league? Like stay in yo lane bitch lmao, anyone else agree?
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>10/10
the dude in his current state is a 6/10
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>>34370393
He is a 6/10 and she is about a 3 at highest. That is the average modern couple. Any guys lower than 8/10 will have to settle for a girl 3-4 levels below them.
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>>34370515
He's like an 8, tf are you talking about
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>this woman will rape you at gunpoint
>what do you do
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>take the gun and shoot myself in the head
the only thing to do op
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>>34370391
take the bullet tbqh senpai
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>>34370391
>Orange tip
I'm fine
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ItBqLVBO9x
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JUC2FZVuOc
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>>34370791
fake
this post includes oregano
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>>34370791
qt ree
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I'm about to have a nervous breakdown. My head really hurts
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>>34370308
Breathe anon!
asdjkgjgjgjj
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>>34370308
depression's got a hold of me
depression's gonna kill me
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>>34370308
go to bed and wrap yourself in warm cov cov's
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What are some of your poop related memories?
>be 6-7
>playing in the yard in the late afternoon
>almost nighttime and i see a toad along side the house so i pic it up to show him
>when i took it to him under the porch light I realized it was dog poop and threw it
>it landed on my dads shoe and he beatme with a belt afterwards
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I one time walked into a bathroom and saw a football sized shit (Not even exaggerating) in the toilet. I dumped water over it until it broke apart. I was known as the Turd Slayer for a while after that
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>>34370302
>be 5
>outside with mommy
>suddenly a need to poop appears
>tell mommy
>mommy is talking to a friend
>tell mommy again
>she ignores me
>get fed up
>shit in the middle of the street.
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>Barely ate all week because work is stress
>Eat shit loads over the weekend, indian food, fried chicken, mcdonalds.
>Shat like 4 times at work today, all huge shits.
>It gives me good feels knowing I am getting paid to shit. Fuck work.
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Tomorrow I'll have my driving test 2017-01-24 12:12:17 Post No.34370202
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Tomorrow I'll have my driving test
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My parents forced me to get it. I don't have many practical uses for a car, but I watched Initial D and now I enjoy driving a lot. I feel very calm while on the wheel.
If I get my license tomorrow I'll be able to visit lots of beautiful landscapes (I live in Tenerife). I'm so excited!!!!
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>>34370202
Good luck anon. May good roads and lack of traffic come to you.
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>>34370202
driving's pretty fun, good luck!
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>>34370202
Driving my affordable sports car is my only passion. Good luck m8, drive safely.
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Would you eat this ass?
What if she purposely farted on your face and laughed, what would you do?
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>Would you eat [...] ass?
No
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>>34370182
>What if she purposely farted on your face and laughed, what would you do?
probably ejaculate tbqh
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>>34370182
Benis up ass with no lube