You could, instead, be looking for MILFs.
Not only are they more experienced, but younger men turn them on. Specially if you're a Chad.
Where do I find the milf pussy
they are the girls who won't fuck you now except a few decades older
>>38692920
Milfs are the worst, expect you to "love them for them" want you to put up with their crazy kids/crazy animals and the sex is subpar because they're out of their prime
When did you realize this board was dead?
>>38692910
when the cuck wars began
When nigger women found it
in like 2008 when i realized the normies would never leave
You think you could make it as a politician?
Why would anyone want to be a politician, especially an American one?
>>38692886
Depends on how I'm looking. If I'm King Chad then sure, if I'm myself then no way.
I'm a tall black guy who's always being compared to Obama(was once told I could be his son, and no I'm not Trayvon). I don't think of myself as charismatic but people naturally like me. With the shifting demographics in the US, it should be easy for me to get elected into a cushy position in Congress by the time in eligible to run.
>>38692906
Money and fame for doing nothing. Plus all the bitches you can fuck provided you're not married.
Why does my dick point up instead of forward when I get hard?
I only started thinking about it recently, all the pictures of dicks I see are then pointing forward on their own, I have to push mine down to get it to go straight.
What gives?
>>38692878
if you ever get it in use with a female, this will be a good thing as it will be pushing up and rubbing against all the good stuff.
>>38693227
This was my thought process, is it actually true though? Has it been proven?
>>38693388
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris
an upward pointer is going to rub on all that stuff.
>tfw you don't care about what people think anymore
I'll eat that Lidl baguette on the bus, I'll readjust my uncomfortable dick placement in public, I'll stare at a girls plump ass for as long as I like. Fuck the normies, they never liked me even when I played by the rules anyway so I'm going full OUTCAST.
It's so liberating, I spent my day taking candid bootyshots of hot girls. Unfortunately they all turned out blurry and shit but I'll just try again tomorrow.
>>38692856
>I'll eat that Lidl baguette on the bus, I'll readjust my uncomfortable dick placement in public, I'll stare at a girls plump ass for as long as I like.
How is any of that weird? Thats what men do. Were you raised by women?
>>38692889
Yes, like all robots.
People stare when you do that shit.
>>38692856
>I spent my day taking candid bootyshots of hot girls. Unfortunately they all turned out blurry and shit but I'll just try again tomorrow.
I bought one of these for that very purpose.
Honest question. What's it like being a Normie? What's life like? How is it different? Please tell me, I've always wanted to know. I hear Normies raise families with a wife and have good jobs. Really makes me want to know
>>38692830
Also, I'm a 28 year old virgin. I'm an NEET. Never worked a job in my life. Can't pay student loans and I don't have friends. I've never even touched a girl. I want to know what it's like on the other side.
>>38692830
I'm a 26 yo normie. I have a good job as an analyst but I mostly spend time alone. I don't really have friends, most either moved away or never got real jobs and live with their parents or 4 roommates. I have a nice car and apt. Mostly I play PC games, listen to Opie and Anthony archives on YouTube, and drink. I go on dates every once in a while. Never really turns into anything. Sex has become kind of meh for me. I prefer the independent lifestyle. I live, save, and invest. So, not terribly exciting really.
>>38692830
It's nothing special. That's why we call it normie.
I am a white fembot, why do pictures like these turn me on so much? I only feel that way because the guy is black, white guys dont turn me on this much.
>>38692809
Wow that black guy has a really small penis
>>38692809
You literally just answered your own question you fucking retard
Stop being a cancerous nigger girl
>there are people who have had sex that browse this board
Why? Do you come here to h ave a giggle and mock us? Do you think you're still a robot? Explain yourselves faggots.
>>38692747
>Do you think you're still a robot?
i don't think. i know
Escorts don't count right?
>>38692747
>giggle
Only fags like you do that
Any robots had a roommate in college? How do I not fuck this up
>>38692735
>Any robots had a roommate in college? How do I not fuck this up
I'm gonna be a junior next year, I have some advice for you -
1) BE ACCOMODATING
My biggest regret freshman year was the way I treated my roommate. When you live with someone else, you need to learn to let little things go.
You need to realize that there will be differences between you and your roommate. My roommate wanted to play music sometimes and I preferred the room to be quiet. We liked different kinds of music, he liked the windows being open while I preferred them closed, stuff like that.
When you live with someone you need to consider their comfort as well as yours - don't be stubborn on little shit like the window or whatever. Compromise will make the year you spend with him much more pleasant.
I'm not saying let him walk over you. If a situation is clearly unfair (ie, dude is a complete slob that leaves rotting food in the room, his dirty laundry makes the room smell like shit, something like that) then stand up for yourself. But err on the side of your own discomfort.
2) BE REASONABLE WITH CASH
There are things that need to be bought in dorms that you guys will share.
Toilet paper, hand soap, etc. Maybe a printer. You'll also get food and shit together often (maybe).
Don't be a mizer when it comes to small purchases. A dollar or two is an acceptable amount to lose to not strain your relationship.
3) He might not be your best friend. Don't expect him to be.
With a lot of people it will turn out that their freshman year roommate becomes a good friend of theirs. You are willing to change, looking to make friends, it's not surprising.
But in most cases this doesn't happen. If he doesn't want to interact with you too much don't push it.
I also recommend you don't take classes together, unless you jive kinda well
Above all, just be as clean as you can. Nobody wants to room with a complete mess of a human being.
>>38693319
Thanks so much, Anon. I've never even slept over at someone's house, so this is a big change for me
Make sure you don't jack off while he's there in the room with you.
>Roll to get your category.
Pic Related.
End number determines category.
Robots
>1-Wageslave
>2-Cerebrotonic
>3-Mouse
>4-Sloth
>5-Elephant Man
>6- Super Autist
Normie Scum
>7- Underage
>7- Le Memes
>8- Cyborg
>8- Histotronic
>9- Wannabe
Rolling
Oreganoli originoli pastoli tortelinoli
>>38692727
The more i read this the more depressed i get, cause everyone falls under such specific categories.
roll
>>38692727
Seems interesting, rolling
Oregano posto
How do i convince my mom to stop wearing thongs?
Pic related keeps happening and i can't take it anymore.
come on oregon
Post your mom's number, I'll give her a call and my BWC will convince her to go commando all the time
also poast more pictureenos.
You don't stop it, you savour it while it lasts and take more pictures so your buddies on /r9k/ can fap to your mother. You'd be doing a service
How can I stop being a poorfag?
>constantly unable to buy the things i would like
You must transcend your want for needless materials.
jk get neetbux
Live small, invest aggressively, get some side gigs going, take intelligent risks
Not sure what else to say
>>38692721
I do get neetbux, I get disability bux at that but i'm still poor nigga
>there are beta faggots on this board RIGHT NOW that would SERIOUSLY, LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY choose right over left
>>38692606
I'd definitely pick the left bitch
>>38692627
left one is better and op is fag
i wanna better myself no wallow in self hate a pity so i choose rightwing politics
>>38692606
why would you pick right
Have you ever slammed into somebody on the street intentionally?
>Spend whole childhood playing by the rules and being a /good boy/
>Get nothing but abuse of my kind nature in return
Now I get my revenge on normies by shouldering ignorant cunts, people who walk 3 people wide side by side down a street and expect you to walk in the road and stupid tourists who stop to have a discussion and block up the whole sidewalk. So satisfying to barge into some roastie and see her stumble and stand there in shock that a man didn't inconvenience himself for her sake.
>>38692604
This is some pretty low tier revenge.
>>38692604
Not only is this retarded, but its going to get your ass kicked someday and i hope it does.
>>38692688
Why?
They deserve it for one thing and funnily enough it's always the women who refuse to make room for others. Most men either make room for others or are never stood still being an obstruction in the first place because they have spacial awareness.
That's what I've experienced anyway.
>>38692653
It's a start, better than dancing around them and getting treated like I'm subhuman.
I want to kick this manlets ass
>>38692578
there's a video of him getting knocked the fuck out on stage. take comfort in that
>>38692578
>>38692633
RIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i4GgcJVTOo
Beat his bitchass. guarantee he wont do shit