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>>38215302
5'8 would be awkward because that's my height

5'7 is the limit for me

Anything is fine, I'm 6'3, I'm a shut in though.

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>>38215302
>What is too tall for a woman?
No such thing.

Buy ETH scrub

>>38215301
ETH is in the process of crashing and burning

>>38215275
LTC might become big this year. Also consider alts, not all of them are pajeet-tier shitfuck. Also >>>/biz/

>>38215275
I still don't understand what it is or how it has any value, how you get them or how you profit from them.

>Anyone remember him?
He became a meme here around 2015 so yes, most of us do remember

I'm not sure if anyone off /b/ really looked twice at him. He wanted to be famous, he whore himself out to do so. I've never watched his videos. I know who he is because he was a meme.

funny guy
>becomes a meme because hes so uggly and makes this videos that make you think hes a future shooter
>is a ugly failed normie
>dumb robots give him enough attention to boost his ego
>he tryhards into normiedom in between people so pretty and talented he just gets out matched

>>38215246
Hey OP one time I went to Canada and also I have an art degree. I was a trucker for a while and also a cab driver in Portland. I like black metal and I have a guitar and try to play metal on it sometimes.

>>38215246
what else talk about though? i don't know anything or anybody besides myself

>>38215246
Oh yay. It's another autist doesn't understand small talk thread

im 5 6 and my dick is 8.5
i look like a clown except in a good way

>>38215159
>>38215172
What are you two talking about im 5'6.5" with 7.5x6" and it looks big but not clown or porn star levels

>>38215172
that sounds interesting. maybe you could post a pic?

I don't know how to make fried eggs.

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How do you determine if someone who is "good" at life?

>>38215103
I think i'll take this que to get off 4chan and just lay in bed for a while until I get too miserable to stand my own thoughts.

honestly I fucked my life up beyond all repair and the only way forward is torment, I can't even control my own emotions and I'm a male

slimy and warm? it sucks on you on the inside

It's kind of "greasy" but not in a chicken grease kinda way, and it's really really warm. It's not as tight as you'd expect, though. Even if she's a virgin

>>38215024
vaginas make me uncomfortable for some reason.

>inb4 hur dur gay

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>>38214964
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>>38214964
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>>38214964
Your mom is too low in content.

>>38214931
go back to r/4chan

Also /r9k/ is supposed to be a board for Life's failures, but normalfags took it away anyways

It's a board for original post.

>>38215055
I don't think you even know what /r9k/ is. It's a program that only allows original posts. That's the whole thing of the board, so what does that have to do with life's failures? It seems like it was supposed to be a board simply controlling or keeping out copy-pasta and boring unoriginal comments.

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>>38214903
Can't get past this part though

>>38214903
You can easily lie about work experience for shit mnimum wage jobs like clerk at a grocery store. Just make a reasonable lie for your past work experience.
Thats not gonna work for a real job unfortunately.

say you've volunteered for some local stuff

I'll shit in a sock, duh.

You act like this is the first time.

Take a shit. If they complain just remind them that they take shits too.

>>38214874
shit loudly

>>38214826
what the fuck her butt is wayyyy too big

Lipedema?

>>38214826
i say "fuck you harlot!!!"

and when she looks again at me i show her my dick and say "you want this, bitch, you want it?"

then idk what she does...

>>38214791
>accused
Why do they do this when it's obvious that she did it?

>>38214801
Fuck off you fucking bigot

It's 2017 EVERYONE knows women aren't capable of committing a crime and hurting others

damn this is pretty much the best fantasy out there..

Two pigeons fighting or something outside of my window

>>38214732
I've only seen the inside of the basement for the past few days.

>>38214758
Go there with "Erika" playing on your phone, sig heil him, and you'll have a buddy anon.

Nice.
Now eat them.

>>38214717
this is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVxUUotm1P4 of disgusting.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACf8n6CBJsE

65% chance OP is a meme