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>>39351438
didn't this thread have replies in it a few minutes ago

>>39351438
Why does this make me feel so fucking uncomfortable?

>>39351455
Mods deleted it.

Nothing actually. I'm just bored so I decided to lurk here until i get tired.

>>39351407
I hate women because they don't want to have sex with me and /r9k/ is a good way for me to vent about how terrible women are.

>>39351407
Autistic and loveless. No direction and little drive in life. Everything is bland and boring and hopeless and I want to give up.

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I know how you feel.

The only thing I strive for now is to achieve Jojo aesthetics. Women, normies, chads and stacies can go to hell.

>>39351218
>>39351344
I know that feel. I just want to achieve my goals in weight lifting and become more athletic and keep to myself

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Having the same thoughts, i dunno why people even want a gf just seems way too much work for me.

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>>39351110
>i really don't like him at all, but I might as well offer up some useless platitudes to make him feel better. Just so I don't look like the bad one

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OOOOOOFFFFFFF

>I've already rationalized my failure into happiness

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>>39351164
Fucking hate when roasties do this, like any of the trite cliches make it ok
Not sure of the situation but I hope OP fucking roasted her ass

Ball sports.

I don't follow them at all. Couldn't give less of a shit about them. But they comprise like 50% of small talk on campus.

>illicit drug use
>lack of research
>shallow interests
> rampant drug use
>wanting to score constantly

Their general carefree, aloof type attitude. Not ever thinking about the future, being able to live in the moment, being able to slow their brain down and not think so much. I am kind of jealous honestly.

>>39350924

Drug use means nothing, I've done more drugs than most normies and I'm a robot virgin.

>>39350874
I just want you do know that even "normies" and "chads" get ghosted, so you shouldn't take that shit so personally.

>>39350936
The Why she said she loved me and wanted to kiss me
REEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIE WOMENWHY CANT THEY BE HONEST

>>39350962
Literally not an atypical occurrence. I've been on dates where the chick has made out with me and all that happy horse shit, and then blocked me on everything. Again, don't take it so personally.

lauren southern has autism? lal didn't know that

>>39350816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncwqC4STmHc

>Lauren Southern
>autistic
Jesus Christ, she's trying so hard, it's not even funny anymore.

I'll bite why does a weird looking guy bother /r9k/

He is comical looking to be honest.

>>39350649
Why? Chad is a genuinely nice dude usually. He's chad for a reason.

>>39350506
same.

got a girls number(from one of my classes) earlier this week.

I have no intention on texting/calling her.

>>39350506
>girl walks by my office area
>says "hi anon" really loud
>pretend i didn't hear it

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>>39350506
same.
But I do it because i have absolutely no idea how to hold a conversation.

>>39350493
can't stop edging or can't stop fapping and cum?

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>>39350543
I jerk it all day and I can't stop.

>>39350493
I have the exact opposite problem. I go in with the intention of edging and then I just say fuck it and cum.

>>39350437
I tell him to fuck off and let me suck dick in peace.

>>39350437
>Roman Catholic Church
tell him off because I realize he's actually the devil in disguise

>>39350437

Tell him he should probably find someone better suited to the job, but try to save as many as I can anyway. Also maybe jot down some notes on how to accomplish the task. Or maybe get like an instruction book or an info packet or something.

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>>39350392
not sure but i do have the same pair in black

>>39350539
I was gonna go with these, but then I remembered that most of my other clothes are muted colors like dark blues, dark reds, greys, and black, and I wanted something that would stand out a bit and draw attention away from my relatively small stature (5'10)

>>39350392
Those are pretty sick as far as vans go. You'll probably get some complements because you don't see them all the time like >>39350539

Because they're retarded

cucks get off on being degraded so when people on 4Chan scream about them being disgusting and degenerate that only fuels the fire

The picture you posted will generate these responses and just prove my point that they're retards

>>39350384
What you really mean is by Jews.

>>39350503

Why do the jews hate white people so much when they are white themselves?

>>39350296
I have never lost love because I've never had anyone love me besides my mum, and she's still here. I never really talked to a real life crush I had and my 2D oneitis will never leave, she's always there when I want her.

>fall in love with the girl from down the street
>pretty, and smart, and really sweet
>our dads have been friends since they were kids
>she always pushes me to try harder and improve
>our parents would joke, ever since we were little, that we would end up married
>when we got a bit older she would chastise me for not studying and say things like "I'm not going to let my husband be a dumbass"
>I went into the workforce right after dropping out of high school
>she got an offer from a pretty prestigious university
>last thing she said before she left was that she was sorry, but she couldn't let me drag her down and she had to think about her future, but she still loved me
>tfw she moved back a couple months ago and I've been too scared to go to her family's restaurant since

>i worked at a grocery store bagging and pushing carts
>i got into a girl who was my boss
>i asked my other boss if she is available she said no, she isn't my type
>i kind of flirted with her a little bit
>she quite i was sad
>i got into a car accident
>i met up with her again, a year and something we recognized each other
>i waited to long to ask her out
>she got turned off that i still lived with my parents and i liked video games, kind of said you're 29 still live with your parents
>i kind of can't take care of myself since i'm in a wheelchair, i barely walk as it is.

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>>39350159
>nothing anime/Asia related
Every single fucking comfy thread some faggot shits it up with uncomfy images from wet, overcrowded Asia. Not comfy at all.

The anime images are alright though.

>>39350159
That looks comfy as fuck m8. You in Canada?