It is birthday.
Ask birthday boy anything.
>tfw college drop-out living in a college town
>tfw condemned to a life of either mind-numbing drudgery or NEETdom while everyone else becomes gainfully-employed yuppies
Feels pretty bad, man.
I wish there was some subject matter I was naturally interested in.
I wish there was something I enjoyed doing that would translate into a comfortable career.
But I don't think browsing a Siberian Reindeer Pelt-Exchanging Forum is going to lead me anywhere that would be an improvement.
Do you have any hobbies, OP?
You won't improve if you stay here, that's for sure.
I can't relate to dropping out of college, since I didn't even go, but I can relate to not really having any interests for a career. Just try out as many different jobs as you can I guess. You'll eventually find something that you don't completely hate, probably
>What do you mean you don't own a car?!
>What do you mean you don't like me?!
Seeing a girl like this makes me so nervious I might just Piddle myself ! I'm not into pain, but as a sexually-infantile, involuntary Piddler & Excuse-Exhibitionist I see some versions as part of an exposure-predicament. I've wondered how it would be to wear something on my tiny toys that splashed my pee back at me--long before I became an involuntary Piddler. Now that I only have a Toddler-worthy control and the more I wet myself the more I like it, there is a cast-Stainless cage that looks like it would make me wear more than I share. The potential for mischief is alarmingly erotic.
You may be a virgin loser NEET weeaboo or whatever the fuck but you should comfort yourself knowing you'll never be one of these. Come on robots, keep your chin up; it could be a lot worse!
oh wow haha! Thank you for existing as an example for the denizens of this board to feel slightly better (less worse) about themselves
Anyone ever fucked a porn star?
Seems like virtually all of them escort.
>won physics Nobel prize at 31
>confident, but pleasant and mellow
>extremely eccentric and socially inept
>goes weeks without talking
>when he does talk its typically one word 30 minutes after the fact
>literally takes everything literally
>literally takes everything literally
i fucking hate this type of fool
he is not fun at all. no sense of humour. these people are not down to earth nor are they in tune with anything, they're autists! no sense.
in korean we call this "noon-chi" aka awareness
Okay Robots. Let's find discord/skype/whateverthefuckyouuse bf's or gf's.
Go ahead and tell us a bit about yourself; gender, age, height, weight, what you're looking for in a partner and what you enjoy doing.
> 153 lbs
> Looking for someone to game with or just talk. Males and females. Enjoy people taller than me, just for the idea. Really like chubby females, a 'Milf' body type.
> I love to read, as well as write. I constantly run (It's my only form of workout.) I game as well, League of Legends, BoIA+, various MMORPGs.
Bumping this shit because I would rather my thread not die. >.>
Might as well add location and a bit more detail.
Getting an apartment here soon, living in Kentucky, USA.
Started learning to cook last year, having a lot of fun with it, think I'm getting decently good.
Badabump because no one is here and I dont know how long it takes for a thread to be pruned.
>attractive girl at the only open cash register
>Would you like to donate a dollar for breast cancer awareness ;)
>finally shave down there
>get my period the next day
im not posting pics
>had birthday this week, not celebrated in any way
>classmate asks if I want to go to an organised party, I'll treat it as a delayed birthday thing
>go and pre drink, low key hyped because it's my first night out in years
>get to line at the club
>"oh anon, I didn't realise but you can't buy the tickets here, sooo..."
>"that's cool, I'll go to X friend's house" (lie)
>go to the park and try sober up a bit
whats bothering you today?
i want to have a baby so so so so much but my mental illnesses make it impossible for me to adopt and im too ugly to ever reproduce
>be covered in mosquito bites
where the fuck is alaska you dumb animal
Crack of dawn on monday edition
>Lads, decidez im finally leaving the vird. The sheer happiness Ive fwlt sknce ive come to the decision is enormous. Gomna get my thoughts together and wrote some shit down and then do it tomorrow or tuesday. What should i avoid when breaking up lads? Obviously domt blame the bird, but dont be 'its me not you'.
Pure mad origimal lads.
Such a comfy day today, you can't see in the picture but it's raining nicely
make friends and talk about stuff
water from the same source
I thought Switch owners were pathetic. You're a disgrace to the PC community effeminate curs.
Chads are literally mentally ill
what test will say which of these you are? i forgot my results