hear that, boys? get on it
>At a store
>Find the thing I was looking for
>Walking up to checkout
>Only one register open
>Cute gril at register
>Too nervous to make small talk
>Put thing in a DVD bin
>Walk out without buying anything
I didn't think my life could be this bad
dont need to say anything you idiot.
even me, the aspie, knows that.
when cutie is at register:
>"hi! anything else?"
>"have a good day!"
>thanks, you too
>take my shit and leave
trips leave r9k for 5 days
dubbs leave r9k for 3
if you get a set of 3 numbers that go in order you leave for a month (like 567)
sup robots basicly just post where you live and what you guys usually wear
>wear board shorts, flip flops and a tshirt most days
Okay /r9k/ I need help
I recently got my learners permit to drive and I've been driving a bit but I'm way to nervous and tense
so I need some advice on what can I do to relax when I drive? I do okay till a car gets behind me then I start to tense up
>my time has come
>think another human being has finally messaged me
>its just another system update alert for my phone
any robots know the feel?
Having a phone makes you a normal person. For what purpose would a robot have a phone? We do nothave friends, we do not enjoy interacting with others, we use are computers for all media.
WHY CANT I TALK TO PEOPLE
I JUST WANT SOME ATTENTION BUT IM AFRAID OF BEING MADE FUN OF FOR MY LACK OF EXPERIENCE WITH GIRLS
I AM 29 AND I STILL LIVE WITH MY MOM
I CANT MOVE OUT BECAUSE I DONT HAVE MONEY
IM GOING TO BE THE LITERAL 30 YEAR OLD VIRGIN LOSER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IM GOING TO DIE UNLOVED!
>tfw no bf who says and does cute things
I'm a boy anon, this is a boy board
>tfw no gf/bf to say and do cute things with
>first day of nofap
>already losing really fucking badly
I didn't cum though. So i'm still going.
Wish me luck
>it's been so long I lost track of what day I'm on
>mfw all these "IT'S TOO HARD" threads since yesterday
>i wont respond to messages just saying 'hi, how are you? how was your weekend? your hot etc'
THEN HOW THE FUCK DO I INTRODUCE MYSELF
what drives fat women to do porn, r9k?
how do i make friends
i have no friends
i want somebody to give me a hug
no friends hugging thread
my friends all ditched me or distanced themselves except two once I quit playing this game with them called ffxiv.
>Be me, anxious 24 year old
>Walk with eyes pointing down all the time, noticibly sweat when talking to strangers and lower voice a lot
>Notice a new crossfit gym will open right in front of my house
>"Fuck it" have a rush and decide to sign in
>Room full of crossfit chads and staceys
>They are fucking nice with me, I can't speak though, feel like they're judging me
>Sign in and I'll start on Monday my first class
Now I'm regretting my choice just because of the thought that the class will be full with fucking adonises and they might judge me for being silent, skinny and weird.
Why am I like this?
What should I do on Monday?
Go in there and get fit.
They really dont give a shit about you, theyre far too busy being insecure about themselves to notice your problems.
Just like you dont notice their problems cuz youre insecure af yourself.
ive been in your situation dude
just go to the place and try it out,
worst case scenario: you call them a few days later and tell them to cancel the membership
best case scenario, you get fit
anyone who goes to a gym and judges others for being greater/lesser than themselves isn't someone with an opinion worth anything
you're literally there to better yourself, so focus only on yourself.
> be me
> just graduated university, looking for a job
> one of my buddies tells me he knows a guy that has done a lot of recruiting for great companies
> im excited and i agree to meet him and i prepare a sales pitch for myself
> you know? trying to pretend im not a beta cuck
> finally today is the day of the meeting, i put on my best suit and practice my sales pitch one more time
> we arrive at his door, and we ring the doorbell
> he opens the door, and my friend introduces us
> i go to shake his hand
> our hands are 552 nanometers from meeting
> my friend says, "oh by the way, Steve charges a $500/h consulting fee"
> he continues, "non-refundable, minimum an hour starting from when you first shake hands"
> i laugh thinking it's a bad joke
> we talk for a few hours as im leaving, they try to stop me to give me an invoice
> i look at them and tell them im not paying
> next week i receive a letter saying im due in court for the money owed
What's the evolutionary advantage for men wanting to become girls?