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2017-06-09 04:59:30 Post No.37594968
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Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:59:30 Post No. 37594968 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>18 years old
>still live at my parents house
>lay in bed most of the day playing vidya
>wake up at 11:30 AM
>go out, see cold pancakes
>eat them
>go back to room
>throw on week old clothes
>I haven't showered in a week
>fap
>see thing about putting fingers up anus
>try it
>pussy out because long fingernails
>eat lunch (aka mid afternoon snack)
>clean the living room because my parents will kick me out if I don't do things
>eat dinner
>play vidya until 2 or 3 am
rinse, wash, repeat

Should I just kill myself, anons?

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Anonymous 2017-06-09 05:00:46 Post No.37594990
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Why kill yourself when you've achieved the ultimate state of being?

Anonymous 2017-06-09 05:01:22 Post No.37595005
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Anonymous 2017-06-09 05:01:22 Post No.37595005 [Report]

youre only 18 you fucking retard

Anonymous 2017-06-09 05:02:31 Post No.37595024
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Anonymous 2017-06-09 05:02:31 Post No.37595024 [Report]

>>37595005
I know, but I'm literally doing nothing with my life right now. I have to fix shit.

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/britfeel/ 2017-06-09 04:58:11 Post No.37594945
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/britfeel/ Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:58:11 Post No. 37594945 [Report] [View this topic]

Mummy May on suicide watch edition

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Anonymous 2017-06-09 05:00:52 Post No.37594992
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Labour shills BTFO

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>>37594945
brexit negotiations start in 11 days! why did that stupid bint bother?

Anonymous 2017-06-09 05:03:04 Post No.37595032
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Anonymous 2017-06-09 05:03:04 Post No.37595032 [Report]

So we get Boris as pm now? All the bookies have abandoned may

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2017-06-09 04:57:56 Post No.37594944
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Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:57:56 Post No. 37594944 [Report] [View this topic]

How would you feel if a man dressed you up as a girl and fucked you until you came?

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Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:58:42 Post No.37594954
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Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:58:42 Post No.37594954 [Report]

probably pretty good because i just came

Anonymous 2017-06-09 05:00:07 Post No.37594978
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Anonymous 2017-06-09 05:00:07 Post No.37594978 [Report]

>>37594944
Fulfilled. Satisfied. Happy. But also terribly embarrassed.

Anonymous 2017-06-09 05:01:05 Post No.37594998
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Anonymous 2017-06-09 05:01:05 Post No.37594998 [Report]

I'd probably feel the afterglow.

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2017-06-09 04:50:28 Post No.37594813
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Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:50:28 Post No. 37594813 [Report] [View this topic]

How do you guys deal with panic attacks? I just graduated college a month ago and I thought my mental health would get better. Of course I was fucking wrong and it got worse much worse. Now I'm seeing a therapist and I'm on medication. Problem is I still keep getting panic attacks. How do y'all manage? I have never had them before. They started appearing after I graduated college for some reason.

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Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:54:26 Post No.37594879
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Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:54:26 Post No.37594879 [Report]

zoloft. had them when i was15

Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:56:00 Post No.37594904
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Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:56:00 Post No.37594904 [Report]

>>37594879
Is medication really the only way to get them under control?

Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:56:24 Post No.37594913
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Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:56:24 Post No.37594913 [Report]

Alcohol and avoiding stressful situations.

I've tried exposing myself to anxiety inducing situations in the hope that I will get used to them, but it hasn't worked.

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2017-06-09 04:49:51 Post No.37594801
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Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:49:51 Post No. 37594801 [Report] [View this topic]

Haven't you idiots figured it out, yet? You sit here and complain all day about having no girlfriends, or some other aspect of your shitty, absurd life.

But you haven't realized that there's a deeper game here, have you?

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Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:51:21 Post No.37594824
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>>37594801
Yeah I guess, but why should I care? I can barely change my own life.

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>>37594801
No, now quit fucking around here and tell me what you're talking about.
Is it the jews?

Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:52:02 Post No.37594838
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>>37594801
Tfw roach thinks he's in control of me. I'll let you live today since you made me chortle.

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Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:49:44 Post No. 37594798 [Report] [View this topic]

>anorexic
>bulimic
>did hard drugs(heroin,opiates...etc)
>drank alcohol
>eats unhealthy food
>overall unhealthy
>white
She has aged 5 years in 5 months. Face it orbiters. Your waifu is going to age like shit. Hell, she already looks like she's pushing 30 in pic related.

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Anonymous 2017-06-09 05:02:25 Post No.37595022
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She looks like a teenage girl. You have her picture saved on your computer, seems you're the one with the problem.

Anonymous 2017-06-09 05:03:38 Post No.37595041
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>>37595022
>defending a heroin addict that scammed retards
Lol no you're the one with the problem

Anonymous 2017-06-09 05:08:09 Post No.37595097
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>>37595041
I'm not defending anything. If you have nothing invested in random people from the internet you stand to lose nothing. You had something invested, and you're mad now.

I'm not even trying to be a dick, but how do you think you're going to manage when someone (hell even a GRIL) IRL does something to upset you? I guarantee it's going to go a lot further than posting things on Bangladesh Needlepoint BBSs - think about it :P

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Fast Food Cashier 2017-06-09 04:47:49 Post No.37594773
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Fast Food Cashier Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:47:49 Post No. 37594773 [Report] [View this topic]

is there some website online where I can practice messing around with a restaurant's touchscreen register menu?

I want to be better at learning cashier. Currently I'm slow because I don't know the whole menu, how to handle custom orders, how to adjust orders once they have been placed, etc

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Anonymous 2017-06-09 05:14:35 Post No.37595207
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Anonymous 2017-06-09 05:14:35 Post No.37595207 [Report]

>co-worker scolding me again for being slow at the cashier

Anonymous 2017-06-09 05:17:27 Post No.37595253
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>>37594773
Where are you working at, I might be able to help

Anonymous 2017-06-09 05:20:35 Post No.37595295
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Anonymous 2017-06-09 05:20:35 Post No.37595295 [Report]

You must be pretty fucking stupid if you can't work a cash register in 2017. You dont even need to do math anymore. All you're doing is pressing buttons.

I can't wait until the machines take your job

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2017-06-09 04:46:00 Post No.37594749
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Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:46:00 Post No. 37594749 [Report] [View this topic]

>Be very fat
>Come in living room
>Not paying attention
>Said on my sisters baby and killed it

FML

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Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:48:51 Post No.37594787
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Meh. Shit happens, brah.

Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:52:15 Post No.37594841
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>>37594787
This

You can always get her pregnant again.

Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:53:57 Post No.37594870
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Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:53:57 Post No.37594870 [Report]

How fat are you that your words hold pressure smdh famalam put down the burger and fries

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2017-06-09 04:38:23 Post No.37594638
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Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:38:23 Post No. 37594638 [Report] [View this topic]

Cutting myself again. Just feel really messed up in the head. It hurts really bad, don't feel safe with myself anymore. My leg hurts.

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Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:55:31 Post No.37594895
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Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:55:31 Post No.37594895 [Report]

I can't do this anymore, he was my best friend but he never gave a damn about me. I don't know why I love him but I can't live with him and I can't live without him. My leg hurts so bad.

Anonymous 2017-06-09 05:07:01 Post No.37595085
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Anonymous 2017-06-09 05:07:01 Post No.37595085 [Report]

Alcohol will numb the pain, that or weed. You should talk to a therapist, I can't say much though, I've been using drugs and alcohol to deal with personal problems for the past 6 years

Anonymous 2017-06-09 05:08:10 Post No.37595099
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>>37594638
shoot yourself like a man

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I'm going to jail. 2017-06-09 04:37:54 Post No.37594630
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I'm going to jail. hack_blastard (ID: !ZBVtO05IZw) 2017-06-09 04:37:54 Post No. 37594630 [Report] [View this topic]

I am going to jail.

I have never been to jail, and I don't know what to expect. I'm going up there at some point tomorrow to turn myself in for a battery charge I have waiting on me one state away. I figure I can appear as a more responsible and regretful citizen if I don't run from a charge and face it like a man and tomorrow is my day.

What should I expect? Am I screwed?

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Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:41:46 Post No.37594692
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Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:41:46 Post No.37594692 [Report]

have a good fucking meal before going to jail

Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:42:42 Post No.37594701
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Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:42:42 Post No.37594701 [Report]

Try and keep to yourself, if someone challenges you knock them out cold and if someone asks you to be part of a race gang say yes or you will die. Good luck anon, may god watch over you always.

Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:43:14 Post No.37594713
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Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:43:14 Post No.37594713 [Report]

Good. One less fucking tripfag

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Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:35:58 Post No. 37594603 [Report] [View this topic]

I found a tinychat full of LGBTQ fags who are comfortable in their "safe space".
>Lets make it not so safe anymore.
>I'm going to need your help doing this.
tinychat com (forward slash) gaybae

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Anonymous 2017-06-09 04:37:42 Post No.37594626
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