it's not looking good lads
I love how guys on this board spam pictures of generic Asian and Russian girls with "le bangs" hairstyle, and act like they're sooooooooo beautiful and amazing. They're cute, I'll give you that. But who the fuck wants cute? You want cute, buy a goddamn hamster or a gerbil. Men want SEXY. HOT. This is what sexy and hot is right here. Look at this. This is what real men want. A hot to trot party girl with a miniskirt up her ass so high you can see the cheeks when she bends over, and her pussy when she sits.
PAY DAY PAY DAY PAY DAY MOTHERFUCKERS POST THOSE BALANCES ITT BECAUSE IT IS THE BEST TIME OF THE WEEK!
>tfw my balance is finally dial-up tier.
i like to cut up the chocolate cigars i find in the toilet before i try them they always have a bitter scent but taste rich and pure when they have blood clots in them oh god yesss
>hear boyfriend's car parking in drive way
>hide under his bed to try to spook him
>he doesn't know that I got out of class early today
>after he freshens up he sits on the bed and some girl I don't know sits on the bed with him
>listening to their conversation to figure out who she is and what kind of relationship they have
>Person rings phone
>Don't recognise number
>They ring again
>They ring again
>They ring AGAIN
>At this point there is no way I will answer
Who the hell does this? The only people I'm fine with calling me are my family because the phone tells me it is them. What kind of asshole rings a stranger 4 times in 2 minutes? Pic related.
>if they are looking for you they will ask if it is you
>Is this Anon?
>then you say no and hang up
Even if they have the right number tell them it is wrong and hang up.
Social media has destroyed women. A 5/10 roastie is getting more attention from Chads than her entire bloodline combined. I work out and am always trying to improve myself but yet the fat cow who does nothing except sit on her phone all day expects ME to approach her?
Fuck that shit don't buy into it.
Why do white wimminz age so badly?
why the fuck do you guys not want to live in a big city?
its the only place where you can laugh off embarrassing shit and make new friends. that alone would get rid any anxiety a person has
>body gets terribly itchy whenever I have dairy
>eat a big bowl of ice cream
I'm currently in a deep state of discomfort, why did I do that?
What self destructive habits do you have?
>have bad acne
>breakouts are worse when i smoke
>get a break out
haha take that me
>feel suicidally depressed when tired
>cucked by life into being a wagie
>feel decent at work, exhausted when I clock out
>i should go to bed
>stop by the liquor store and pick up an energy drink so I can be productive
>waste my night, stay up until 3 AM
>get up, do it again
>constantly in a state of exhaustion and suicidality or a restless caffeinated mess
>never really get anything done
"heh, another one enters my domain. You look... sufficient enough to satisfy my blade's bloodlust... for now."
"NOW DRAW YOUR WEAPON, AND DON'T ANYTHING BACK!"
*this starts playing*
equip blue helmet (+90 defense)
>Can't pass a fucking healthcare bill
Funny how the republicans voted to repeal Obamacare dozens and dozens of times over the last several years back when they knew it couldn't pass the senate or would be vetoed by Obama. That's now been proven to have been nothing but political theatre. They could have spent the last seven years developing a health care plan that they were actually proud of and could actually have the conviction to stand behind. Instead they just talked about it, apparently assuming the day would never come where they actually were expected to govern.
This country is just going to the dogs and honestly it makes me sad.
Because their healthcare bill fucking sucks and their reps will vote them out in the midterms if they actually implement it. There's plenty to criticize about the obamacare, but it's less shit than what they're fronting
you know. i dont want it to pass either but you keep saying that your gonna fucking jinx yourself. dems are so fucking arrogant and cocky. they have a year and a half guaranteed of total rule to figure it out (its really 3 and a half because dems are total shit) keep telling yourself he wont get anything done though when your own party has fucking zero power to do shit about shit
How ISN'T ghost in the shell (2017) a good movie?
>tfw spent the day at the beach
>tfw got some sun and went swimming a bit and all around it was fun
why don't you go to the beach /r9k/?
I have greasy skin all over. It looks like I'm wearing sunscreen but I'm not. I have patchy facial hair and hair all over my body. It's like someone did a poor job of shaving a sasquach. I have bad teeth and bath breath even though I brush twice a day, floss and use mouth wash. My legs are bowed and my back is hunched. I look like some ogre climbed on my back and fucked me so hard I hunched over and my legs gave out. More?
So today I got somewhat drunk, went to Walmart and asked out an asian chick. Here's how it happened: I creepily followed her around for a bit. When I see that no one is around and it's just the 2 of us, I decide to go for it. I say,
" Hi, you're really pretty. Will you give me your number?"
"Sorry, I have a boyfriend."
"Do you really have one or do you just think I'm ugly?"
She smiles, "No I really have a boyfriend."
"Alright, well, have a nice day."
Even though I got rejected, I got an amazing feeling just from that interaction. Ifelt that in the future I'd be able to ask a girl or and succeed. I encourage more men to try this.
I'm straight but I don't find vaginas attractive, is there something wrong with me?