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Investing in HP Inc.

Or maybe even pimping out hookers.

To ugly to make porn most likely

Well, if you're a muslim in Germany all the female police want your big brown cock, so it's essentially free reign there. All those bitchboi white "men" won't do shit hahaha

>>37701957
Just be a muslim refugee and you can fuck anyone at anytime. Rape is just part of their culture.

>>37701957
That was a stolen/fake Dutch police outfit.

Clearly we need to be like you and fantasize about having a woman sitting on your face as she sucks chads dick.

>>37701905
>wanting a submissive gf = pathetic
so you have to be a mentally retarded nigger to have a submissive gf and not be ridiculed? fuck you cuck.

>>37702446
the pathetic thing is that you fat failures think you could ever subdue anyone
keep waiting for le submissive waifu, sure

>>37701643
That sounds like a cool schedule. What do you do for work? I would watch anime and learn a skill.

>>37701643
I would say apply for some classes, but that would be tough since you wouldn't be able to go to them on your work week. Idk mang, maybe work part-time as an uber driver

>>37701724

I'm a shift lead at Walgreens. It's pretty chill working nights. I used to grt a lot of vagrants and thieves but not so much in the last couple of months. Guess I manage to tell them all to fuck off enough times. I'm pretty much burnt out on anime. I've seen hundreds of series and movies over the years. And learning random skills just doesn't seem to do anything for me. I bought and learned to ride a motorcycle a few months ago. Learned to throw boomerangs too. But every time I learn a skill I just end up back in the same place. Super bored.

>>37701746

My mom keeps suggesting since I dropped out of college last year but I'm not feeling up to it yet. My city also kicked out Uber and Lyft because they don't want to do fingerprint background checksbso I can't even do that to pass the time.

I wonder how many robots have gingivitis

>>37701592
The dentist told me my teeth would have rotten already if not for the topical fluoride he gives me. I can't wait to see his chad fucking face scrunch up in defeat when I tell him that I now not only brush, but find it pleasurable as well.

>>37701580
I bought and electric toothbrush, small one, and mouth wash. Feels good man. Still need a filling though as I don't floss enough

BUMP FUCKING ANSWER ME GOD DAMNED IT

>>37701447
only if you are Chang Thunderwang yourself

I don't know about Japanese girls but American girls will definitely put out for drugs and alcohol.

>>37701371
you make everyone uncomfortable wherever you go. know that.

>>37701371
why is she calling me anon?

my name is jeffrey

jeffrey dahmer

*slash*

>>37701385
l dont leave my house

i wonder if slicing your head off with a chainsaw is a viable suicide technique

>>37701128
if someone does it for you then yeah

>>37701037
But anon, why wait for a disease? Why not start right now, what really stopping you?

>>37700941
DON'T COME HANGING ROUND MY DOOR
I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE NO MORE

I hate that song so much, especially that part at the end with that really stupid sounding voice modulation.

THIS IS THE LAST TIME I
ABANDON YOU.

dudududu dudududu dudududu dudududu

AND THIS IS THE LAST TIME I
FORGET YOU.

>>37700676
You don't have to talk to any of those people. Just go to work, do your job, and then go home. Only talk to people if it is absolutely necessary. Work hard, work fast, and do a good job. Get promoted to manager, while the same people you started with are now below you. That's what I did when I got my first job.

>>37700676
fingers crossed that you don't have a total fucking bitch for a manager

i had one and she did shifts
she always put me on the shift with her after my first 2 weeks
i quit 2 weeks later after having enough of her shit

>>37700722
Stop being a fucking pussy. Customers, managers, and your coworkers are going to be mean and rude to you. You'll never be successful in life if you quit over having a shitty boss. That's life. Welcome to the real world, faggot.

>>37700632
Fucking obnoxious burgers, worse tourists than even the hordes of chinks.

>>37700792
its fake

strombonie

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>>37700804
no man americans are so fat so young they dont even know it and think it is normal the way their bodies are
go away Dan Rather deserved better

poor littIe white guy :(

look at that soft smooth head looks very very nice

>>37700441
what are you trying to say?
fixing pathological phimosis with stretching won't happen over night.

I'm not saying it's because she's a cat person, but it would of been my first guess as to whom would actually make that sort of argument.

>>37700280
So implicitly pro-eugenics cat ladies are a thing now? Topkek

>I'm a strong independent cat lady who don't need no beta provider

>>37700212
You don't. It's luck of the draw. If you're <25 it'll get thicker as you get older or if increase test levels, but rogaine beards are a meme.

Just shape it as best you can. You have too much underneath and your mustache is scraggly. Trim them both inwards and cut to accentuate your jawline.

t. beardlet

>>37700458
are you implying if I'm under 25 I can go on testosterone to get beard gains I'd otherwise miss out on? that's enough reason for me to start roiding

>>37700212
your beard is fine, anon. Try growing it out a bit so it gets some shape.
Don't let the "neckbeard" meme discourage you, it's where most of the beard grows for many men. As long as you have a connected moustache and some hairs on your face you'll pull it of and be fine.

>>37700174
Are you low key turned on by that?

>>37700174
fucking hate females with an undying passion

>>37700295
I'm kind of conflicted about it. Retail/customer service is fairly stressful but a lot of women are willing to be patient and aren't as quick to agitate as some guys. Sometimes I am attracted to a customer.

But it was gross I had to pick a used tampon out of a bin in the bathroom yesterday and it wasn't wrapped in toilet paper or anything.