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>be me in work
>boss has birthday
>he makes a little party, he brings a cake too, everyone has to attend
>I feel like shit there but it is mandatory to be there
>don't even eat a cake because it looks shit
>boss noticed it
>"Anon I order you to eat 2 cakes right now, because I am your boss" and he gives me them on a plate
>every single other normie in the room starts to laugh
>I go away from everyone and try to eat that shit
>he noticed it again
>"anon why are you hiding? Are you afraid of us? Are we so scary?"
>every single normie starts to laugh again
>I go closer but in a safe distance of those fuckers
>"What is your problem anon? Are you afraid of girls? (80% of the coworkers are females) Should I put you closer to the boys?"
>everyone in the room agains is like "HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Why are normies so fucking cruel? Why is it giving them a pleasure to make fun of others?
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>>36089585
What exactly was your problem?
Eat some cake, drink some beer, engage in conversation as much as necessary. So what.
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>>36089747
fuck off you fucking normie
where do you think you are
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They are punishing you for being a social retard. The punishment has a purpose: Negative reinforcement for bad behaviour. You were detracting from their experience, so they turned it around on you to make the party fun again, and it's fine because you were the problem to begin with.
The fact that you did not understand any of this means they were justified.
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>show professor a historical documentary from BBC i got for class
>she asks me to tell her sometime how to find such documentaries
>afraid to tell her because she might find lots of bbc porn on torrent sites
>if i don't tell her how she'll be angry
wtf should I do?
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>>36089567
just tell her you got it from reddit?
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>>36089584
but i think you can't download from that site
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Say you downloaded the mp4 from YouTube
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Come join the blanket fort, its a new server worth joining if you want to make friends
https://discord.gg/kqmsxn7
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bumpdesu c: we have qtss
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Bumpdesu we have alot of food
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bumpdeusvult
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Right lads. This is it. 30-year-old, unemployed, kissless, hugless virgin. Last week I asked a girl I met on Tinder (who is way out of my league) to go on a date with me. To my horror, she agreed, and I lost my shit. Didn't really want to go, but a couple of friendly brobots here convinced me I had to. I figured with an app like Tinder, she'd lose interest quickly enough that the date would never happen. But apparently not.
So tonight is the night. I'm way more calm now because I'm convinced this is going to be a royal fuck-up, which is actually helping me not to take it too seriously.
Anyway, I'm posting this thread because I know there are a lot of kissless, hugless virgins here. I'm going to keep it updated through my smartphone throughout the night, whenever I get a moment to myself, both to help me and to show you what happens when people who shouldn't be dating do.
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How long until the date starts?
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>>36089427
Stay off your phone, just ask a lot of questions about her and act interested
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>>36089504
2 hours. I'm posting this now because I'm still at home so it's easier.
>>36089506
Yeah, I'll only use it when one of us is in the bathroom. I'll make sure she doesn't see me using it.
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Why is it so fucking hard to get a job robots?
>be me
>apply for more than 500 jobs using different job sites
>all the jobs I applied for never got back to me or sent a rejection notice
>even apply for fast food chains like mcdonalds
>told I may have poor motor skills so I can't even work there
Unemployment is my disability, fuck my life.
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>>36089364
>told I may have poor motor skills so I can't even work there
What did you put in your resume?
>hey im anon I may have poor motor skills please hire me
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>>36089686
They observed my behavior in the interview and they think I'm retarded
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>>36089364
Because you're ugly. Good looking chads and women will always be chosen over you.
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Wtf is the point of being attractive if you have no social circle?
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How about the fact that attractive people are universally treated better, make more money and so on.
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>>36089358
If you're as god tier attractive as your picture, you can just insert yourself into any social group/circle
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>>36089616
I am but i have mental issues. Most people bore me so i was pretty much alone all my life. I'm great with girls but i rarely get a chance to meet them
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>The worst that's gonna happen is she's gonna say no.
Is that really the worst that's gonna happen?
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>>36089240
no the worst that happens is your fragile ego gets bruised and your anxiety heightens
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She could physically injure you I guess but the chance is less.
Anyway the pain isn't because of what she said, but more of a realization you're not good enough, something most people can't live with or are afraid of.
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>>36089240
She could tell all her Stacy friends about how you spilled your spaghetti, then goodluck finding a gf within a 60 miles of your moms basement
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>tfw no qt boiwife to love and fuck
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>inb4 /pol/sheep spam the thread
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>>36089196
If you actually google this trap, they are ugly as fuck and don't even look passable. This video was taken from one of the few angles where they actually look passable. Trust me all traps only look good because of angles and lighting. They look like shit irl
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White men are literally the best at doing and being EVERYTHING in the world, even the best at being women.
God it feels good to be white.
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Reminder that peepee drinkers are the most powerful race in the world
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Did you know urine is sterile? You can drink it.
Go ahead, give it a try! Don't be shy!
My first time I could only swish it around, I knew of the beneficial oral properties. Oh and how it all began!
The first trickle down the throat was magical. And bitter. Still, I kept on.
I began the process of looping my urine. Drank all of it. I was shitting out stuff I've never seen, it was like a waterfall for days.
Be careful when you start on the pee. There are no breaks on the pee train. Soon you will see why.
Now my skin is like a teenage gurl, my eyes radiant, my countenance shining. Truly I am the lord of light. My golden shower was the next key.
Once you have purified internally, set some aside. Does piss jug ring a bell? Hmmmm? No plastic, I say!
Let it age a few days until it stinks like ammonia. Now rub it all over yourself. It puts the peepee on the skin. Soon you will feel invigorated and unstoppable.
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Urine drinkers will take over the world desu
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This is really a step forward for you, isn't it
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>>36090019
I've ascended and only come back to show mortals the path to greatness. We are going to make Genghis Khan look like Snow White.
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i want a fembot gf
im so alone
someone please save me
i will love you forever and never leave you...
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>>36089168
Fembots do not exist.
You are a thirsty beta fag and will die alone and filled with regrets for begging skanks for attention on 4chan rather than talking to an actual human beings that aren't utter shit.
Kill yourself.
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>>36089220
thats not a nice thing to say anon
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>>36089168
Where are her boobs at?
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Uncut dicks are so sexy
Mine is all scarred and gross
Fuck you mom
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i think cut looks better
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>>36089162
Is my cut dick gross?
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>>36089186
how can you think that? dry looks look scarred and dry and gross
doesnt come close to the natural beauty of n uncut one
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1a231faW-k
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Gonna watch the video and then post my thoughts on it OP
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>"If you like using smartphones and apps, you should be a programmer"
>"You don't need to be good at math to be a programmer"
The comments piss me off the most though
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I drive a car everyday, yet I'm not a car mechanic.... Really moved my internal 0s & 1s
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How pathetic does a person have to be to beg for non-essentials?
At least food makes sense cause you'll die or something, but if you want stephen king books the bookstore is always open.
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Stephen King was pretty goodwhen I was 13
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>>36089148
Isn't that like 3000$ worth of books?
>>36089188
Pleb I was reading under the dome in utero
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Knew some bitch who successfully crowdfunded a cross-country vacation to Disneyland with her kid she doesnt even have custody of.
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>Last night
>Little sister (age 14) walks into my room
>She sees I'm playing the new Zelda
>She starts talking about things happening in her school
>I honestly wasn't paying that much attention to her, focused on game
>She crosses her arms and sighs
>Finally after a few minutes of silence, she says: "Ugh, Anon, I wish you would drop the video games, get some friends, a job, and a fucking girlfriend already! Why are you so okay with doing nothing with your life? Mom and dad constantly worry about you, and you don't do shit to improve... when will it finally change for once? Get a life, then you'll finally be happy!"
> She then storms back to her room and plays her keyboard piano for a while
The worst part is that I never even got mad at my sister because I knew she was right :/
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>>36089110
Wow your sister is more mature than you how does that feel? Maybe try talking to her more you loser.
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>>36089110
Ignore that bitch. She's only 14 and sounds like a normie.
>Get a life, then you'll finally be happy
The logic of a child
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>>36089110
You're lucky your sister actually cares about you and tries to help .
Mine just public shames me , calling me unpopular in front of our relatives and describing me as a lonely virgin whenever someone asks about my life.
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I feel like we're growing apart.
when you try to be nice to me it feels forced.
I just want you to be my emotional punching bag rem
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please don't leave me aya
i love you and want you to be my friend
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>>36089252
i don't fit the requirements to be your friend
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>>36089072
why are you replying to yourself
there is 1 IP in this thread, the following is mine