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>>35299930
>at my oneitis' house
>she just came back from uni
>talked to her for about a good 30 min
>suddenly she said "God, my feet is killing me!" due to a group project
>in a joking manner said "I can give you a foot message."
>She thought I was being serious and said "Oh really, you'll do that for me?"
>explained to her it was a joke
>she pressured me into doing it because It'll make her feel better
>realized this is my chance to obtain her, so accepted the offer
>tfw I've spended almost 3 hours giving her a foot message
>tfw I was a beta and didn't make my move
>tfw I had little sleep due to studying for an exam

Almost, lads.

>>35299930
i am not a kissless virgin
t. kissless virgin

i had 3 gf's a couple of them long term sort of, and 2 fwb's that i met on wow of all places.

you're probably extremely unhealthy and a chronic masturbator

Any other growers here experience soreness after the first or second fap? I usually can't go past two times a day and even getting two in is difficult.

>>35299923
You don't want it to. Limited sex positions and makes your dick look smaller

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Just woke up. Gonna spend my day here and on vidya.

I'm doing an electrical trades program at the community college hoping to qualify for a job that can earn me enough so I can financially support my ex-gf and prove to myself I can still handle some responsibility so I'm just trying to squeeze in as much time away from people before I go back to the grind. Haven't had to spend that many hours getting emotionally tossed like the pigskin since 10th grade.

You seem pretty cool OP.

Everyone must reply to the beneficent OPoster with "thanks for listening" or risk having a creep talk to you on the bus tomorrow!

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ive been switching between my computer and ps4 for 4 hours.

>>35299842
How would I go about doing that anon? Personality is intangible.

>>35299999
>>35300000
checking post Iocation

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>>35299836
bumpregano

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>>35299836
please dont leave me alone

italiano

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>>35299836
im just trying to procastinate sleep

>>35299830
Yes, but most of us are cowards anyway.

Ask yourself this.

If you owed a debt, would you pay it or run away?
How you answer this should not change your answer to the other question

Not really. Actually enacting the final solution takes a lot of courage. You have to override the bodies natural survival instinct and will generally have to inflict pain on yourself.

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iktf mang
it's my only interest yet I never actually partake in it
sad state of affairs

I only play video games when my internet friends play, and even then I'm starting to really hate it. The last single player game I played was probably some RPG Maker hentai game 3 or 4 years ago.

Get on Runescape.

No matter how numb or depressed my life is, I can always do something on Runescape. Probably the only reason I haven't killed myself is because I dedicated too much to my account.

the paranormal doesn't real

My entire fucking life is an episode of the Twilight Zone. An ongoing rerun in the vain of Groundhog Day sans the romance...unsponsored and unrated contrived, poorly written and open to solicitation. Nationally televised to prying minds and wandering eyes...breached and despised because even between the lines the plot has too often been revised. Improvisation lays wasted drunken daze inebriated from the Spirits taken, tasted...oh so jaded. The Network is publicly sponsored and short on dollars, wait this makes no fucking cents...the phones are mutes an effect, cause, commercial breaks the lines of a common cause I guess it just Depends but the story goes just like the rest, in peace or war it always ends in time I mean in Death.

>Be me
>Be 2 years old
> Live in old stone house
>Creepy as shit
>Half brother slept in basement complained about noise
>Me and sister shared room
>One night we walked into parents room
>told them to be quite
>because the lady in the red dress is sleeping
> we also said she sang to us
> we talk to the people we rented from about it and they said there was a ghost of a lady in the red dress and their son has seen her

How do you feel about death?

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>>35299717
I'm the cosmic Christ (a.k.a. the great monarch) currently assuming the terrestrial identity of Sylvain Durif. AMA

I'm a sub, but I still don't see the appeals of a chastity belt. How hygienic are they really? Is there a risk of utis?

>>35299860
>I'm a sub, but I still don't see the appeals of a chastity belt
It's hot to having another person controlling your dick

>How hygienic are they really? Is there a risk of utis?
I've never used one, but I assume they are pretty save. I think you just take it off once a day to clean.

how do you edge with a flaccid dick?

>>35299639
seeing a psychiatrist soon.... what should i expect?

>>35299639
mental illness is a myth

>>35299671

This. Therapy is a total scam and medication is really only a way to lower your testosterone and make you stupid.

go to the gym get a lifting buddy, if you can't connect to anyone just listen to music

>>35299637
Why not try joining one of the r9k discords? Maybe that will help

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>>35299637
tfw programmed for nine hours today

I'm lazy and full of hate because no gf

>Was good worker boy
>Get in accident at work
>Massive scar on arm
>Have unrelated mental breakdown
>Quit job
>Fall Into deep NEET depression

>>35299502
whats the black shit on the left side of his forehead

>>35299489
Ask her nicely and maybe she'll let you

>>35299527
She'd honestly probably be down but we dont live together

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I wanna fuck your sister

>>35299473
ehhh man...I'm an internet addict since something has to numb the pain, and wasting time on facebook just enrages me.

why I would save youngcucks? they can fuck off lol

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>>35299473
Some lives are like a car crash in slow-motion.

You can't to anything to save them. It's already over.