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Robot_tier movies thread 2017-05-13 07:04:33 Post No.36982798
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So I just got done watching this movie called girl house where a robot kills a bunch of stacys and 1 Chad it was awesome are there any other robot_tier movies I should watch?.
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>>36982798
One hour photo
Robin Williams being the perfect robot who daydreams of being part of a family that he develops photos for.
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>>36983104
Thanks I'll. Check it out thanks anon.
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Garden State is pretty robotish.
Though he is more a failed normie and she is a bit too pretty to be an actual fembot.
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At what age did you grow out of being an atheist?
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18. Took me my childhood to realize it. I don't know if God loves us though, I just know that he's real
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never was. also not religious.
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>>36982758
I converted to Islam when I was 23.
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im put in a mental health hospital because i went to my psychiatrist drunk. i was too drunk to even make any decision on my own and i may have destroyed some tables there. this place if full of actual looneys and i cant go home for atleast the weekend so im stuck here. should i escape? there is literally nothing they can help me with here. all i need is to have my dick sucked and a gf.
wat do?
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just eat the shitty food, don't get raped by a potato, and go home to your dakimakura
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So what will your psychiatrist think once you return for another session?
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that's a really cool photo of tommy wright iii
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How do you categorize your porn folder, /r9k/?
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>>36982694
Die you fucking Barneyfag
https://derpibooru.org/1419834
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>>36982694
I just dump everything into a lolcow folder, no organization, I never even open it. It's just out of habit. It's archiving.
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I really hope you fucking get killed in pain
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>Tfw we're probably sharing this board with some 15 year old cunts who makes more money than us and have gotten laid
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>>36982678
sh-shut up op....
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>>36982678
yeah, no fucking shit idiot lmaoi'm the person you're talking about ITT ;)
but don't worry, sex isnt as great as you think it is, well i had to use a condom so that's probably why
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>>36982678
What if we're also sharing the board with 16 year old cunts that have lost all hope and only have NEETdom within the forseeable future?
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>midnight
>sister suddenly comes crying into my room saying there's somebody outside
>grab my cheap shit tier knife and walk outside
>look over
>kid I used to hangout with in high school when I was a stoner piece of shit is standing in my backyard
>always fucking hated this kid because he was violent, unstable, always wrecked my shit and made problems for me
>he's there with another kid I used to know who fried his brain smoking spice every day and now he is a scraggly schizophrenic mess
>asks if I remember him
>starts talking about how I stopped hanging out with him
>start thinking he's going to kill me
>end up frantically trying to end the conversation for half an hour, but they're both extremely drunk
>finally excuse myself by saying I'm tired
>they leave and I shut the door to my garage
>just stand there listening for a minute to make sure they don't break into my car
>hear one of them talking about a gun
>mfw
>mfw they're going to come again
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just tell them to fuck off
i don't even answer my door when old friends come and eventually they stopped coming altogether.
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>>36982568
It's balls when old contacts turn out to be lunatics. Try buying them off with favors or something to make them think you're a good guy and maybe they'll fuck off. Or leave your state.
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Just call the cops and tell them a bunch of junkies wandered into your yard.
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What do actually depressed robots think of the depression and existentialist memes. Sample pic if you don't know what I'm talking about.
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the idubbz shit thoroughly pisses me off, this must be how the native americans feel
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They're fucking stupid. They're used by pseudointellectuals and artistic hipsters to be like "woe is me. I truly suffer" even though they're fucking white sjws who are upper middle class. They delegitemize mental health issues by making it some stupid joke. They're also horribly unfunny and the "ironic" thing is played out. Example of a person who uses pictured.
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stuff like this pisses me off. you want to see someone who is really stressed and depressed? go look at the overweight, sloppy looking cashier at walmart that looks like they're going to kill themselves when they get home
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That dark cloud feel. 2017-05-13 06:31:01 Post No.36982362
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Does anyone else here feel that dark cloud hanging over them, the inescapable knowledge that no matter what you do, how well you do it, or how long you last, that it'll end when you take that wild ride on a noose?
I like to think I'm pretty well adjusted, I work, I've had relationships, vehicles, my own place, all the things you're told you need when growing up;
And still, I know the only way things will end is at the end of a rope. I've tried and am trying things to improve my situation but it's impossible to stick to it or believe you can succeed with that inevitable knowledge.
Tl;Dr can't keep trying because I know all my efforts are meaningless to the inevitable suicide.
No amount of well adjustment helps. Fucking 4chan is one of the only places that feels like home
I can't be the only one to feel like this. How do you deal with it? Persist against inevitable death?
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I don't really expect replies. Recently I've been using 4chan as sort of a message in a bottle, or a great wide cave mouth, wherein both I'm just shouting into the nothingness, the uncaring void. I don't expect a response, but the possibility it's been seen, that I can maybe be heard, or related to is enough. Sorry guys
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I'm out. I don't even know what I'm doing anymore
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>>36982362
im the same op. I always feel like that too, i dont even need to give my own account.
I think you might be afraid of trying something new. and it might be the answer, or just the good direction to go in.
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My roommate just informed me that he broke my ex out of jail over some heroin the other day. We've been broken up nearly two years and I considered myself over her for awhile. When he told me I immediately broke down into tears. I offered to pay for her rehab, (as long as my name stays out of it, he would act as though it was his money.) His telling of it hit me hard. They've remained friends and shit like that throughout time. I can't help but feel like I'm being a dumbass if I contribute to helping her, because it seems like most would be ecstatic to know they were doing so much better than their ex girl. Idk guys, give me some input. I'm a mess. Pic unrelated.
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the girl you are obessing over is a heroin addict
just repeat that sentence every time you think about her
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I wouldn't consider myself obsessing over her. Maybe a year back or so, but I don't want to be with her nowadays. It just kills me to know she's at such a low. We kept each other clean while we were together, but she hooked up with some lowlife from one of our college classes after we were through. My end goal isn't to get some poontang, it's actual concern for her well being.
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He will use your money to rescue her and she will reward him by sucking him off and fucking his brains out.
Chances are they are in bed right now, cuddling after a long fuck session.
You have been cucked.
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Ive began to notice a disturbing pattern in the posts here on /r9k/ alot of you, and by alot and mean 98% of the board are border line retard.
Some of the things said here is purely ironic, while others as stupid as they are genuine. It amazes me how fucking stupid you all are.
So are you not a true robot unless you have a room temperature IQ...?
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I used to believe that there was no such thing as a stupid person, but lurking here has convinced me otherwise.
Im willing to write off the underage portion of the board since youre all just dumb kids, but half of you are in your 20's and flunked out of fucking middleschool.
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Yet youre still here lmao.
If you want to discuss more intelligent things with intelligent peeps ill recommend this site for you.
Reddit.com
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I wouldn't say "stupid" but I would describe the majority of people here as lazy, incompetent and emotionally stunted with a strong resistance to change
need Chad pics for a fake tinder account
nothnig too US because I'm obviously not from there
where did you guys get yours?
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Just log onto Facebook and find some Chad's pictures from Ohio or something
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I catfished with my real FB account and real pictures of myself.
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>>36982355
Chad please
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Are there any asian fembots on this board that would like to or open to the idea of dating black/mixed guys?
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>>36982309
I feel sorry that you have to be born the most unattractive race that people only date to be progressive or to make daddy mad
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Novel thread, I'll post in it, I mean why not, I'm completely fucking retarded after all
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or you know, they might date a black person because they like who they are as people instead of automatically assuming based on skin color like the racist hick nazi you are
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Is he right?
Any 'fem'anons on?
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What about him, too? Is he right as well?
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>>36982258
First paragraph is the average robot/neet without the last sentence.
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>>36982299
Incorrect. NEETs excel at being NEETs. You cannot say the same about women.
Nice try, cunt.
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On a scale of 1-10, how attractive is she?
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Attractive enough to trigger the neckbeards and whales of reddit
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Solid 8.5 (like my dick :P)
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>>36982190
i don't know dude. what, is it a guy? ooooh, you got us with your genderbending trickery.
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> TFW we aren't created equal 2017-05-13 06:14:23 Post No.36982136
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> TFW we aren't created equal 2017-05-13 06:14:23 Post No.36982136
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> TFW we aren't created equal
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Let's be real, robots, some people are born disadvantaged. There will always we a chad with rich parents and good grades, there will always be a lower middle class social reject who flunks out. Life is not fair, you are fed bullshit. The idea of excelling where you otherwise would have naturally failed is delusional, people are born into classes and creeds. Even if you aren't a racist fuck you can't ignore the possibility of race realism, you can't deny the division and disproportionate distribution of good attributes among the human population. Academia is a fraud and the workplace is nothing more than a corporate jungle awaiting its alphamale. Get fucked quite honestly, stop pretending that you ever had a chance.
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I've already accepted this.
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stop telling me things I already know. I'm just trying to keep it together long enough so that everyone forgets about me.
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Yes we are equal just seperate