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Is there a non-dead Robot minecraft server running? And fuck off if you're a normie pleb who cries about Minecraft, all I want is to play with autistic fags like me.
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there is one but you gotta be whitelisted :(
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>>35060944
H-how do I become whitelisted?
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Fucking normies have overrun this board. All the other robot boards on other chans are dead, is there any hope?

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Is steam worth it?

I grow tired of consoles. I was thinking about buying a Razer stealth laptop so I can tap into the catalog if games, as well as the social aspect. I'm going neet so I figure it's a decent way to spend my time.
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yeah I guess its worth it.

Some god-tier games are
>Dota 2
>Hotline Miami 1 & 2

anything else can go in the poo poo bin.
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>>35060844
it's nice if you can afford the games i guess

some people have extra money so they buy a lot of games they never play, just be careful with that
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>>35060844
razer stealth laptop lol

Why not just build a PC or buy a custom built one for half the price of that overpriced trash laptop and get a seperate one for whatever the fuck you need one for

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Why don't you browse /sci/ or /lit/ instead of this cesspool?
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> Having such a high opinion of /lit/
Wow when was the last time you went over there?
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Because they directed me to /x/ who directed me to /b/ and they told me to come here
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What makes you originaly think I don't?

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>tfw i could lost my virginity for 60 euros with a qt hooker
>tfw too coward and lazy
im scared because if i go alone they can steal me or stab me idk, and i cant go with people because i have no friends

kill me
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>>35060742
I'll be your friend, anon. If ya want!
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>>35060742
well, they won't stab you because then they would lose a potential customer. But they are very likely to steal your stuff when you're distracted so don't take extra money with you
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>>35060742
Where you at robot? Amsterdam, Germany? Tell me.of the legend of the 60 euro hooker.

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When did being suicidaI become normalfag meme?
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>>35060736
When you became a faggot
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>>35060736
web comics anon
it's just become
>lol this is so me I can total related to this XDDDDDD
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when they realized it's great for attention

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>tfw therapist told me to stop bothering him
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>>35060680
Holy shit you must be one faggot fucking sperg
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>ordered to go to therapy by the court
>therapist is leaving to go to a new job that pays twice as much
>he no longer gives a fuck so we just bullshit about lifting and shit until time is up
Pretty comfy desu
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>>35060680
my therapist is on leave because of depression

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Why are you people incapable of pissing in the toilet like normal humans?
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>>35060673
We grew up in a time when MMORPGS were wildly popular and there was no time for bathroom breaks.
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Whats wrong with peeing in a bottle? They're made to hold liquid.
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piss jugs are more convenient and cleaner even, plus they save water.

so I'm saving the planet no big deal.

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>women and trannies get estrogen given to them like candy and paid for by taxes
>men with very low test can't get a script for it because it's a controlled substance
this is such bullshit
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>>35060646
just work out op it'll raise your test levels
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>>35060646
Take the sun pill anon. Expose your naked skin to the sun to increase test generation
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It is bullshit. Women get tax funded birth control too, men don't.

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Let out the bitter hate you've developed for these subhumans in this thread
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very very very muchie muchie original bump
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I FUCKING SON OF A GOD DAMN BITCH SON OF A BITCH I IUHFIUEHRFIUEGFRIERYIBDDFKDHFBEDOLFHYCBEOIFYGDOFI
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B E T A U P R I S I N G N O W
FUCK YOU THIS IS ORIGINAL

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it's day 2 of my diet and yet I'm still fat. Lads, how the fuck am I supposed to fight these cravings? The chicken in the oven smells so fucking good.
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Drink water my dude
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>>35060564
this

oregano comet
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Go somewhere that you can't smell the oven

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it's time to play this sad game again.

I got a 64 without giving myself any benefit of the doubt on any answers which firmly places me into the status of cyborg.

The chart is right, I am entirely on my own with my feels. fortunately, i am not cripplingly depressed so at least I have that going for me.

ITT: take the test and tell us a bit about yourself
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60

Happy with this.
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>>35060519
120 but still a virgin.
just
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>99
Never had a relationship

>20 years old
>Pretend to be a Christian to help old, religious people have faith in the coming generation
>Actually an atheist

Who /devilish/?
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>>35060478
Your still being nice and helping people
Your not naughty
Your a fag who gets off on shit that doesn't matter.
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>>35060478
>help old, religious people have faith in the coming generation
>convincing people that this generation will be good and not contribute to shitting everything up
that's the real devilish right there
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>>35060478
when you think about it, you could make millions off of the backs of dumb christians by being a preacher and running it like a business, you just have to memorize the bible and have good charisma and your flock will shell out all kinds of money to get in good with the lord

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"I just think.. I mean, if people were allowed to kill and beat each other on the street for being insulted like humans have been doing for the past 200,000 years, then I think losers wouldn't exist (audience laughs). No, not because they'd be dead, but like... they would be the ones in charge, protecting the tribe and hunting the animals or food. These alpha male meat heads who spend all day at the gym buy into the notion that the bigger you are means the better you are... and that's what our culture idolizes and teaches children from day one. But if a kid was allowed to walk into school with a knife or a spear and kill all of his bullies, do you really think he wouldn't? I think there is a constructed human pecking order these days which is artificial and stems from the elites design for how the proles should function in their day to day existence. We are purposely molded to be weak, that is our place in life. Most of the richest people in the world have a long list of sins. Fortune favours the bold is what they say, I rather think it's fortune favours the ugly, brutal, backstabbing, greedy, evil people of the Earth. Violent and aggressive people get rich and do well in life, not the peaceful laid back easy going types, if that's what they mean by bold, then shit, this world is more depressing than words can describe."
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>>35060443
Hmm who would win.. a 6'4" 220 lb pure muscle chad with a spear vs a 5'8" 130 lb skinnyfat robot with a spear, i wonder.
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>>35060443
Fiddy cent said this?? Link please op
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>>35060443
hmmmnmmmmmmmmmnnmmmmmmmummmm

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I am a black man and, when not erect, I only stand at about 3 inches. I'm a grower, not a shower.

Is this normal? Am I fucked?
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Yes that's normal you retard. My dick is 7 inches hard but it still looks like a pathetic shrimp when soft. Women don't give a fuck as long as you're erect length is still 6+.
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>>35060395
>caring about the size of your dick when it's soft
Stop being such of a faggot. It's not like you're showing ya soft dick to people.
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>>35060395
>Black
>Has short dick
Move along just a troll here.

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phewww...im back, finally. did my time, guess I wont be planning massacres on online forums anymore aye. Also momcest general pls
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What?

origami is a great activity
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>>35060505
Idk but I've seen this picture 100 times posted here, sage and ignore
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Get the fuck out of here Orlando.

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