Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 738. page

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ohh waaagie

i said i wanted my bagel extra toasted, and this is only slightly toasted, how do you expect me to eat this?

make it again wageie

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Here's a word cloud of /r9k/ for you, I think it describes this board well.

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tfw you will never punch a racist neo nazi and call them a bigot

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>pay 80 bucks a month for Comcast internet
>using ethernet not wifi
>connection shits out every time 20 minutes getting me booted from games and suspended for leaving

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>Eggman made it
>Reviewbrah made it
>Kent made it
Keep going anon.

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>be me
>everytime change opinion/mood depending on the hours/day
>don't get along with people irl or ivl, always want to break the 'bonds' that you create with people quickly before they do it first
>leave them around thousand of messages while they are away
>trusting them too much
>almost fall in love with them
>block/ignore them , then try to contact them again
>block/ignore them AGAIN then feels bad
>pretends its trolling to yourself
>regret
>stalking your 'friends' all the time because you are curious, you want to know who are 'they' and what they think of 'you'
>struggle to stop hourly stalking
>paranoid af about 'someone' find out about 'something', about your life, your hobbies and everything. You don't want anyone to know these
>suicide thoughts and threats
>your dream is to stop talking with people and continue talking with yourself because you are a coward
>want to remove your empathy this way you won't feel the need of being with someone else
>people already told me that i was 'very weird' and now someone told me here that i might have 'BPD' from reading my messages which i don't think is true, think of it as barnum effect

being this retarded and toxic is painfull. Why can't i be like the 'normies' ?

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don touch mee motherfahker

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>tfw people look visibly disinterested when I ask if they're hiring

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0D9rlcJI7fJ

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Try to tell what sort of person each of us is, by our media collection.

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Does anyone else feel a visceral disgust when they come across a male that is significantly shorter than you? It's like there's a biological urge to remove him from the gene pool

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>tfw grown out of 4chan but have nowhere else

I hate how the pseuds are so in my head I'm going to finish reading books and that I find boring (manufacturing consent and guns germs and steel and snow crash). I don't even have the balls to live life how I want. I feel the need to go through SICP even though I'm about halfway through and it has stopped feeling as useful. If I lived according to my tastes I would immediately postpone SICP and stop reading those books or other boring books. I simply don't have the balls to live according to my intuitions.

I have no short, easily rememberd, always correct life philosophy that will tell me what to do and I hate myself for it even though I know it could never be created.

People who espouse philosophical beliefs or lifestyle beliefs are all hypocritical snake oil salesmen astrologers. Even the ones who aren't selling you something are like nails on a chalk board when you don't want to be spooked.

I over analyse my life to a stupid degree. Real example: Should I read books on my phone on the train for 20 minute journeys to read more books? Will this type of efficiency simply degrade my life in to an information consumerbot? Is it a sign that I am hard working? What if it's not worth it because I would pick worse books than I'd read at home? Is it worth reading books 3 to 6 pages at a time? What if giving the mind nothing to do is the healthy and smarter option? What if it's not and I bore myself for no reason?

Background:
>aged 26
>no friends or social life since 18
>no female attention ever
>went through university with zero social experiences
>became the loner nobody talks to within two days of my current job
>never been to pub, club, or party
>missed out on all the 16 - 22 formative social experiences that people look back on fondly (teen crushes, school prom, school dances, university fresher's week, any sort of relationships at all)
>know that women all have 5000 tinder matches and think the average male is ugly

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>like girls
>go on /r9k/
>wtf i like boys now
explain this modern phenomena

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Move it, whitey. Here come the black man.

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22 yo, only had 2 girlfriends in the past 8 years,

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>2nd day of new school
People already know who they like and who they dont.
>ayy caramba