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>you will never impregante a japanese gf
>you will never experience glorious nippon's night life
>you will never eat authentic ramen
>you will never experience japanese vending machines
why even live?
JUST...
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>>38028105
>get a job
>travel to japan
>enjoy the lifestyle
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>>38028105

Those last 3 are so easily attainable it isn't funny

Why don't you take a trip to Japan to do them? Are you that pathetic?
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>>38028105
>She knows all the good animes

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I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day

day87
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>>38028103
Imagine sunglasses with a cool kakyoin
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When will it end??
Hhhjjjbf
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>>38028103
13 days left. Here's to day 100 kakyoin!

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I wish it were that easy tbqh
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SS/GOMAD
>>>/fit/
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>>38028059
yeah, i think that eating does make you gain weight
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>>38028059
I would love to have you inside of me ;^)

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Is having a moist penis a Chad trait?
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yes. girls love it
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What is wrong with that penis?
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>>38028013
uh.....
is that yours?
I'm so sorry.

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TFW co-worker said I look like I'm a ticking time bomb because of my always angry looking face
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>>38027975
>implying you aren't
Most people like us are ticking time bombs honestly even if your not aware of it
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>>38027975
It's times like this when I wish posting your face was still allowed.
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>>38027975
>co-workers
tfw youre financing NEET single mothers

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>be fembot
>fap exclusively to females
>attracted only to scrawny beta males irl
So am I homosex, or...?
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>>38027932
You are bait
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>>38027932
why don't you fap to scrawny beta males
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>be fembot

>no such thing as a fembot

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>go to movie theater for once
>theater has some nice fucking reclining leather chairs
>get really comfy in my leather chair eating my popcorn waiting for movie to start
>actually happy for once
>notice two girls coming into theater
>think "what if they sat next to me?"
>dismiss the thought, back to popcorn
>the girls start approaching where i'm sitting
>ohshit.jpg
>heart starts kicking
>the girls sit next to me
>mfw now i can't enjoy the movie now since all i'm thinking about are the girls and how i look to them
>uncomfortable the whole time

I'm not going to a movie theater again. I don't care if it has the best seating and food of all time. I'm not risking ruining my time because a couple of girls sit next to me and distract me and make me uncomfortable.
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>>38027898
>his movie theatre isn't gender segregated
That's weird, mine separates the men and woman after the crab-leg bar and files them into the movie showers.
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>>38027898
Why didn't you just move to a different seat?
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>>38028124
Well, I mean I didn't was to seem rude and leave to another seat

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On average how long should a man last in bed
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Until she's dead.
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>>38027889
I think 30-60 minutes is all right for a young man.
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At least 8 hrs. Sleep is important OP

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If the early 2000s are 2000-2003, then when exactly does someone have to be born to be a "true early 2000s kid"?
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>>38027813
Rugrats are the exclusive property of 90s kids, remove please.
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>>38027848
The one here is the All Grown up version, aka the terrible version
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i was born 98 and consider myself a 2000s kid. i think it depends on how much of the actual early 2000s culture you remember/participated in. id say my early childhood was heavily influenced by those shitty live action early 2000s disney movies and a majority of the shows in OP's pic. i feel like kids today cant relate to waking up early on saturday mornings just to watch the latest episode of yu gi oh and what not

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tfw no cute bf to play das1 with
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I'll be your bf but Im not cute.
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>>38027811
w-who is this

origigi
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>>38028120
would you cosplay gwyndolin? and psn/steam account?

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>parents screaming at each other again
>too scared to leave my room

who here /dysfunctional family/?
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>>38027792
Srs tho, this is the best time to full fucking ass blast the stupidest music possible that you enjoy. I like Ukelele Ike. It brings me joy, it kills the mood for them on their argument, and it's harder for them to tell you to turn that shit down, 'cause they know they're the reason you're blasting it. Here some to get you in the mood, I hope it tickles your soul, like it does mine:
https://youtu.be/kpDCSrcx9JM
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>>38027792
move out.

not memeing, move out. you will regret the longer you wait.
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>parents obviously don't love each other anymore
>never argue or show it openly, just cold and sometimes passive-aggressive to each other
>don't really care anymore about what the other thinks or feels, both just do what they want
>each one complains to me about the other when we're alone

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Of course I did. I don't want AIDS.
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Great thread, OP! Great thread!
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>>38027790
Why are her feet so pale
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No I didn't. Hope you're ready to be a mother!

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Why are some people so broken they need drugs to live?
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>>38027749
Because drugs feel good.
As to why they're so broken?
Who knows man. Many things can contribute to a fucked up life.
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>>38027749
>With your talking and your pills
>Your messed-up life still thrills me
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>>38027749
Drugs are better than suicide.

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>tfw can't fight junk food addiction
Here I go again ordering pizza while broke as fuck(did it last saturday already).
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Pizza just tastes too good. Destroys my mouth for a few hours afterwards though, the only thing that stops me buying it too much.
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>>38027747
eventually you start to feel like the pizza looks, not in good way, and you gross yourself out enough to stop eating it
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>>38027864
I doubt it
oregano

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When/How can we force normies to acknowledge this?
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>>38027713
You realize most robots are fat as fuck but want girls like this?
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>>38027713
good luck with that, people can sit around eating all day and scream about it
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>>38027758

No that's wrong, there's tons of threads with robots posting completely average girls, also face threads were always filled with average/skellies

That's just a defense mechanism to remove the burden of thinking from yourself.

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