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>>34858955
lol thiss takes me back to when 4chan was clever
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Do you think your life would be any different if you swapped your dominate hand? aka if you're right handed you become left handed and vice versa
I kind of like being left-handed, it's something little that sets le apart from most.
I want to try to be able to write with both hands.
No. It's entirely inconsequential.Unrelated story, my mom (who is left handed) swears I was left handed until I went to a catholic pre-school. Evidence suggests it's true considering that my entire life I've written right-handed but have always had to consider which side of my body to use for most things including eating, tennis and even kicking.
What is going on /r9k/? Does anyone share a similar feel? I'm a decently attractive guy, I work out multiple times a week, 6 feet tall, good confidence. Some people instantly love my outgoing personlity, all the 30+ women at work love talking to me while i work.
But yet, everytime i encounter people my age, they seem really weirded out by my pressence. It's been like this for a really long time. I get hit on all the time by 30+ women, but any men or women under 25 always give me weird looks or disassociate themselves with me. Anyone else understand what that feel is?
>>34858801
Isn't that a trait of Autism? You get along with people a lot older than yourself?
>>34858868
The problem is, I act the same with the older crowd as I do with the younger crowd. I have some friends my age, but pretty distant and not in contact all the time due to location and kids.
I've had people tell me that I'm way too out of touch though. Like chicks always question why I have 80's slasher villians tattooed on my arm, or a shit ton of old horror movie posters on my walls.
I can't explain it. maybe it is autism, but usually with autism don't people catch on though? These girls who are like 10 years older are super thirsty for me and constantly want to be around me.
>>34858943
basically this happened to you at a much younger age than it happened to them
Is there any dangers or side affects to taking lithium orotate? Anyone here have experience with lithium orotate?
those tits are disgusting
tits should have a slight natural sag and if you don't agree then you're wrong
>>34858710
Are there any dangers or side affects spanking my dick hard over those Asian sloots?
>>34858724
Fuck off dude, Anri's tits are like a gift from god
What emotion or expression does the "c:" face usually imply? Conversation is with a female and I'm male.
Pic unrelated
Its a good sign, its kore of a cutesy smile
If a girl is like "wow anon thanks for the compliment :)" it seems fake and gay
But c: is more cute and genuine
don't question the emotes until you see :3 then you run away
>>34858749
:3 GLOMPS owo
Are you enjoying the one night you get to stay up late, wagie?
Don't worry, you'll be back to work soon enough. Someone has to generate NEETbux for the rest of us, after all.
Does VA disability count as NEETbux? I feel really bad if it is. I also have a job. Jobs are fun. You get to meet people and practice socializing
>>34858716
What is VA disability?
>Just woke up an hour or so ago
>Just as little piece of shit golden child brother got ready for school
>Stretched and chilled around in bed before turning PC on
>Damp and frosty outside
>Good comfy music on
>Attention-seeking unstable cunt mother, passive agressive cunt sister and dumb enabling cuck dad are all asleep still aswell (entire family of origin is asocial liberal morons basically)
>Gonna fix myself breakfast and watch muh series afterwards
>Maybe have a fap or two, write some emails that need to be pushed out still l8er on before taking dogger for a walk or something
Thanks a lot wagecucks for financing this lavish lifestyle of mine heh
Does anyone know if this organisation gets government funds? Right now Amazon is having a thing where you can buy books and have them sent to the charity, and getting kids hooked on reading is a great goal, but I'm against government funding of organisations, and I'd like to know before I support them.
>>34858661
What the hell are you taking about OP?
>>34858698
I want to buy some books for children, but I don't know if the organisation is libertarian enough.
>>34858705
People like you is exactly the reason the US is as divided as it is and is in such a bad state all around
I'm fucking done.
Society is against us, treating women as a protected class while still sustaining their victim card.
Beta uprising when?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1311004/Judges-ordered-mercy-women-criminals-deciding-sentences.html
>>34858585
>Daily mail
You may as well have handed me a shit covered rag.
>>34858585
>858585 get
at least you got one thing going for ya, friend.
>UK
Hahahahahahahahahaha
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didn't make the cut:
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Is it even possible for non-Gemini to be robots?
gemini master race checking in
any other horoscope is literal kill yourself tier
>believing in signs
Gemini too, but I don't give a fuck about them.
>>34858823
>Gemini too, but I don't give a fuck about them.
you don't have to beleive anon, you are gemini and you are here
that's the great thing about the science behind horoscopes - whether or not neysayers believe in it, no matter how much they will cry, it still works every time
>dead inside
>pretending not to give a fuck on the outside
F-fuck valentines day, I'm feeling great...
I know this one. didn't think I would feel as suicidal as i do. oh well. what can you do?
I can understand birthdays, christmas and new years, but what's this shit about valentines day?
I'm in Australia and I haven't heard anyone talk about it, no commercials, no advertising, no memes about it. Nobody even talks about it.
>>34858482
I go to community college and there's lots of sappy valentines day shit.
But I think i'll just skip class today
>Realize to be a totally moral human being you must first crawl into a hole and die
>Realize how silly the entire concept is
>Realize this entire existence is but a contest, and it's better to win by gratifying yourself as that is the true nature of man
I've finally seen why Jimmy Savile molested dying children and had an IQ of 149.
To slave yourself to being virtuous is idiotic, and it's against your own personal benefit.
May the best man win!
It's time to embrace what you are!
>>34858430
Believe it or not, most people aren't attracted to dead children.
You are abnormal.
>>34858430
Do what makes you happy OP, live your life to its fullest.
I fuck hookers and take what ever substances I like and hold down a full time job which I find interesting. It's all gravy.
You have responsibility over your immortal soul.
Where does /r9k/ get their Shen Gong Wu?
>>34858418
I don't know where mummzie gets it, but I get them from her in exchange for GBP
Jack Spicer vs Monarch
>>34858418
There's this great buffet a couple blocks from my house. They also have excellent egg rolls.
any robots get shitty valentines gifts?
ill start:
>gf left me
>>34858391
>robot
>gf
Choose one
>>34858464
This to be quite honest with you friends
>>34858464
>>34858481
she has autism
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Anyone know these feels?
I think I appear normal enough and act normal enough that I can get dates, and I'm reasonably attractive. I can get second dates. I'm friendly and am respectful. I try to act like a gentleman.
But then I get ghosted. Every fucking time. It happens like clockwork. I express interest but I'm not needy or obnoxious.
I don't get what is fundamentally wrong with me. Or is it just a symptom of the times?
>>34858269
Sincerely, I don't fucking know. Happens to me as well, all the time.
From what I've observed, there is some weird way normies build a rapport that we can't understand. Like cheesy comments under the picture with gf, cheesy descriptions of your love life, etc. I don't know how to quite describe it.
It's like when a normie kid gets the first date, and is all happy about it but at the same time very confident like "she's my girl", "she makes it look so easy" etc. etc.
I fucking hate everything.
>>34858390
I don't understand the ones where my date is excited, happy, effusive in praise, seems to genuinely like me and want to get to know me... then ghosts me. Is it an act? Did a better guy just show up? Sometimes I'll get a text weeks or months later, as though I'm supposed to just hop at the opportunity.
>>34858269
stop setting yourself up to fail fucker
>>34858269