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I moved to my own apartment a while ago. How to buy toilet paper without getting laughet at? I've been using kitchen paper because I'm afraid.
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>How to buy toilet paper without getting laughet at?
what are you fucking retarded? Just go to walmart and buy it what is wrong with you
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Buy it together with a whole week's worth of food just to really remind the cashier:
>"hey, i'm going to eat all this food and turn it into poop then i'm gonna wipe my dirty butthole with this paper i'm handing you here you have to touch it hahaha!"
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>>34384599
It's a meme/r9k tradition
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Why are boys getting so cute?
I have this sissy whiteboi in my class and I want to fuck his boipucci.
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the west is unbelievably degenerate
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He looks like a bootleg Instagram baddie. You could do better, anon!
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>>34384539
>Why are boys getting so cute?
Bcuz of the oestogen jews put in water
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Why do Republicans have such a higher divorce rate than other parties and independents? Is it because due to their lack of education, they typically earn less money (which they waste on beer and monster truck races anyway)? Is it because they also have a higher rate of incest?
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>>34384517
You appear to be lost
>>>/pol/
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>>34384517
rightwingers are more materialistic so their women leave them when they get the chance to get someone better.
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>>34384517
Because godless heathen democrats generally don't get married, thus skewing the stat.
>school hates me
>no friends
>never had a female friend
>destined for NEET life
>always depressed
Should I do it
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Nah
Ori
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if trips yes.
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>>34384514
you just dont know your life's purpose.
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Lowest point socially? 2017-01-24 04:39:40 Post No.34384479
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What's the lowest point in your life socially?
>2 years ago birthday on facebook
>Only get 3 people saying "happy birthday"
>Don't think much on it since I had over 20 year before and figure facebook is just dying down
>Few weeks later check up on this fake facebook profile I had
>Just something I made by basically adding everyone I could find on friends with a generic guy picture
>We have basically the same amount of friends
>Fake profile gets over 20 on his birthday
Never even chatted with people on that profile, wtf?
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>>34384479
>having a facebook
>having 3 people tell you happy birthday
wew lad
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>>34384522
thats so wew lad indeed.
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>>34384479
thats the reason i dont really use facebook and dont show my birthday on there.
but also, people who are open to add fake accounts on social media are probably also more open to write a gratulationpost on it.
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ITT:daily autism you have to deal with
>autist in class always stares at me
>never breaks eye contact
>even if I stare back
>prof. Says nothing
>tried sitting behind him
>he does a full 180 and stares
>cant work
>he somehow has an A
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>autism
>maintaining eye contact
pick one
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your mom has to deal with you.
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>>34384435
I dont understand it either
He never fucking stops
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>completely destroying someone during an argument
>"let's just agree to disagree"
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>completely destroying someone during an argument
>still lose because the audience is stupid
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>>34384369
what were you arguing about
>>34384405
>audience
ahh yes, whoever can yell louder and more confidently while pushing all the logical fallacies and FEELS they can
disgusting
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I'm_entitled_to_my_opinion
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Is this article true? 2017-01-24 04:29:40 Post No.34384327
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https://www.buzzfeed.com/chrissymahlmeister/anything-but-average?utm_term=.sbYKEABw5#.paQo3LN4Y
I rarely saw any fat girls in my home town, growing up
In college there were a few, but they weren't the majority
After college ended I've lived in both NYC and San Fransico; fat chicks aren't around.
Is this statistic real or is this accounting for places like Texas and the midwest?
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Do you understand the word "average"?
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>>34384385
yeah, but still...
On average in the areas I lived in no one was fat.
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>>34384327
I'm a fat fetish fag and only two or three of those I thought were hot.
And fucking hell buzzfeed are cringy. "Slayage!!!"
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We need to reclaim the classic web.
Everything has been centralized, all websites look the same, with links to an organization's Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and the like. All the meme/community sites are nearly identical, at least in the ways that really matter. Even some of the smaller boards on 4chan, and even the smaller chans, are getting increasingly plagued by these same cancers.
Back then (late 90s/early 00s), there were a ton of sites that seemed largely independent of one another, at least when compared to today. Now everyone spends time on a few monster-traffic sites, and a large portion of the smaller ones still look and feel like each other, and are highly influenced by the monster websites.
What you all can do to retake the web is to start your own website. Scour the web for interesting people (500-1000), invite them to your private website, and invest time in cultivating a distinct community. Ban anyone who brings in any outside cancer. Sure, some of the stuff from smaller sites will leak out, but if enough people do this, they can't take from everybody, so there will be plenty of sites with distinct culture. But really, what's more important, is that stuff that originated from other websites and the cancerous monster websites doesn't end up on yours.
After you've cultivated a good community, then you can very slowly bring in more people, but I would try to keep the site limit to 5000 distinct users at the absolute most. Hopefully a lot of sites would never even get that high.
In addition, it would be wise if you stopped using monster sites. Boycott youtube, wikipedia, cheezzzzzeburger, twitter, instagram, redddddit, ign, facebook (I know many of you still have one of these, even if under an alias), and yes, even 4chan (though this maintained a certain quality and distinctiveness for something of its size for quite a while, but it is beyond redemption now).
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Hopefully their influence will dwindle and some of these sites will go the way of myspace. And then with all the private web sites up and taking peoples' time and energy, there won't be a new superpower to be able to have the momentum take it's place that gets its cancerous tentacles in nearly ever corner of the web.
Of course you might have to have someone to be able to keep tabs on normie culture so new stuff you don't recognize doesn't invade your site, but maybe one guy could do this for multiple sites so at little traffic is given to them as possible, as well as being able to keep some of the smaller site culture from overlapping. Definitely encourage your users not to frequent too many sites, and certainly not any of the larger ones.
It'll be a slow and uphill battle, and maybe we won't really make much a difference, but for too long, we've seen the web we grew up with destroyed by corporate interests and normie scum (not that normies didn't use the internet before, it's just that there was plenty of it and many aspects of it that was off their radar). If nothing else, maybe we can make it better for a small group of like-minded people.
Get to work gentlemen. I believe in you.
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>large corporations get wind of this
>buy out as many sites that are owned by sell-outs (which will be most of them)
>say nothing at first but have these sites start influencing each other (they will buy them out in such a way that even the owners don't realize they are selling them to corporations)
>eventually start merging them together
>after a few years, all have been merged into 5-6 sites
The web is dead m8. Start your own site and maybe you can enjoy it for what it is, but there will be no revolution to give the web back to the people. It's over.
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This place is filled with too many normie youngsters who do not care about what you're saying. Why would they? Anyone born after 1989 likely never experienced the classic web anyway (and even many born before then). 4chan offered a version of it after the classic web's death, but I'd say by 2012 even that version, even for the smaller boards, was also dead.
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for all with official mental health problems
Just got diagnosed with psychosis edition
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>>34384320
That sucks, bro. Psychosis could very well be the worst mental illness.
I have diagnosed iEUPD, it`s like Borderline, only in aggressive. Or maybe like having a fucked up 3 year old in command of a good chunk of your personality.
How are you holding up, got people to support you?
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>>34384320
its a wonderful illness, can be felt like heaven or hell, but whats the difference between good or bad?
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>>34384409
Nobody to support me except for r9k :)
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>You're single, Anon? Not tonight, you aren't! Come on, let's dance!
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If you wouldn't ride that munchkin to the emerald city you're a faggot
>it would be my pleasure beautiful
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dance? hahaha yeah okay
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I can't dance. Also I imagine a robot dancing with a midget would become a video that lots of people laugh at.
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/weini/ - Alles ist scheisse Edition 2017-01-24 04:25:53 Post No.34384275
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/weini/ - Alles ist scheisse Edition
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Da gewuenscht, hier der inoffizielle Weinifaden fuer alles Deutschturingvollstaendigen, Bernds und aehnliches Kroppzeug.
Jetzt mit 100 Prozent weniger Sonderzeichen und 20 Prozent meer Liebe.
Haut raus, Jungs, was bedrueckt euch an diesem sch...oenen Dienstagabend? Was habt ihr so vor? Warum sind Weiber einfach bloss so scheisse?
Lasst mal hoeren.
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ich glaub die eine auf Arbeit steht auf mich aber ich hab nicht die Eier sie drauf anzusprechen.
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Studiengang fuckt mich aber, will was anderes studieren, aber mein NC ist zu schlecht um zu was anderes zu wechseln das mich interresiert.
Was haltet ihr von einem freiwilligem Wehrdienst, quasi als Wartesemester?
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>>34384275
>Haut raus, Jungs, was bedrueckt euch an diesem sch...oenen Dienstagabend?
das leben im allgemeinen, wie immer
>Was habt ihr so vor?
nichts, auch wie immer
> Warum sind Weiber einfach bloss so scheisse?
Kp ich sehe das Problem eher auf meiner Seite
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>this is what average trump supporters look like
>literal chads/normies
>/pol/ has spent the past 3 years calling people they disagree with effeminate nerdy cucks
>democrats ran a widely hated, pychotic literal female cuckold with zero charisma who once lost to a nigger and just wanted to be cool
Are the democrats, dare I say, /ourparty/?
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>>34384263
Wrong
This is the average Drumpf supporter.
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Donald has many supporters.
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nan democrats are hollywood and the media and sjws. sure chads are with us but most trump supporters arent normalfags
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>mfw i drink my coffee black
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>mention this to people
>they look at me like if I am wrong
ruining the coffee with sugar
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>>34385590
fuck the haters
black coffee is king
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>>34385590
It pisses me off that people look down on people who drink their coffee black and think that we're tryhards or something.
If you have to destroy your coffee with a pound of sugar, milk, and whip cream you either have the taste of a child or you need better coffee beans.
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How many of you secretly desire to be a cumslut and guzzle semen for eternity?
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>>34384220
he looks like a typical /pol/-user tbqh
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>>34384220
Good for him. He found his purpose in life and I'm sure he feels an ecstasy we cannot dream of.
When his tight boipussy, lucious mouth and smooth skin causes a man to ejaculate with such force and vigor into his orifice - it must bring such great pleasure to both / multiple sexual partners.
I'm not brave enough to do what she has done.
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I've fantasized about being a slutty bimbo who fuck a anyone remotely attractive
I've even further fantasized about being in a relationship with a guy and getting gangbanged by his friends behind his back