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>>36205084
Well, at least your mom stopped bothering you about having kids. My mom won't shut up about it.

23

I don't really wonder at least not anymore. I realized what it would take emotionally to sustain a relationship and im not sure I could handle that so I avoid them. I do want to try sex though not to mention get experience with chicks. I wanna join tinder but not only do I not have much self esteem, I live with my mom in some pretty shit living quarters. Girls won't put out for me at least I doubt it

>>36205084
It's a weird feeling. For me I've basically resigned myself to the fact I'll never have one, but then my mom will mention my future wife or how she wants grandkids. I don't want to dissapoint her but shit I don't think it'll ever happen

>>36205061
You have to go back. Original original original

>>36205222
I'm not even Hispanic, but you're a dumb faggot

>>36205061
>mexican
>qt
pick one and just one
argies, urgayans colombians, venezuelans and hues are the only good looking latinas

I will I just gotta get a diet going

>already ate my oats
>already went for my jog
>already did my diamond push ups
>already gagged myself to loose that extra weight
>already duct taped my boobs

>>36205050
Kind of. I went from 240 to 160 but now I'm just loose skin and it didn't do anything about my gyno.

pan down
lets see that stitched up frankenstein cock

>>36205042
Why is your bath water yellow. Did you piss in the tub op.

>>36205042
>basically my car went into the left lanes
How did that happen?

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>tfw never even had anyone say this to me

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>>36205002
>this is what my first oneitis said to me when she rejected me
>this is what my current one will probably say even if I get an opportunity to ask her out

>>36205002
>parents think i'm gay because i've never been in a relationship

>>36204959
This story requires participation

This almost happened to me at work today

I pretended to be on my phone while gradually getting further and further from them. They ended up not asking. I winder if they think it was suspicion

In case anyone is curious

First guy said 16
Girl said 15
2nd guy said 14

>>36204959
It happened 14 years ago, I was sleeping in my bed when my uncle came into my room and raped me in the ass. I was 8 years old.

>>36204935
Just be yourself anon. I believe in you.

I've felt what you're feeling over. Wish I could say I turned it all around but I haven't. 23 yo virgin

Shit sucks

Fucking doesn't seem alien to me anymore and I feel like I understand what women like in men and flirting honestly isn't that foreign to me anymore I just cant commit very well. My motivation/effort is SHIT. I have schizoid personality disorder.

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>>36204935
>Most of the population
>a girl like this
uh yeah something like that buddy.

>>36204825
fine, fuck you too r9k

>>36205196
No fuck YOU.
THIS shit is disgusting.

>>36205227
faggot

http://www.xvideos.com/video15963013/sexy_amateur_fart_-_cassianobr

Does this happen in Burgerland?

Drug dealers use the same tricks to keep crackwhores from rehabilitating.

>>36204762
>3 months
>such a fat fuck that he thinks one pizza will ruin his entire diet

nigga what the fuck

>>36204762
Ask someone you know if they want a free pizza

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all sluts should be killed sex is for your wife :DDD

>>36204757
Are you a christcuck who doesn't understand evolution? It's natural for men to have many partners (the alpha males at least), while women aren't because they have to take care of the kids and shit. fuck I hate you scientifically illiterate /pol/retards so fucking much I can't stand it

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>>36204757
No they'd still be whores,
just unable to practice their art.

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I have a fetish for fat chicks and I'm still a 29 year old virgin

>>36204742
It is mostly the other way around desu (I dont want to fugg landwhales though)

>>36204742
Fat chick demands were the old Stacy demands, whereas all the insecure stacies demands are the old fat chick demands.

Traps just like everyone else

>>36204702
If any poster ITT rolls dubs, you do.
If any poster ITT rolls trips, you. masturbate but do not blow your load.
If any poster ITT rolls quads, you never masturbate again.

>>36204736
fuck originally back to >>>/b/

>>36204702
yes

My last message to her was a question. We're not fighting. It was an innocent question. I know that she checks her phone before bed. I'm going to go nuclear.

>>36204691
She fucking a pack of wild niggers.

>>36204691
What were these bad choices, dumbass

>>36204687
Talk to everyone you see and stop thinking everyone hates you

>>36204687
got a job. before i was a neetbux getting $1588 from the gov. since my roommate become my best bud. i decided to stop being a neet. i make barely 1400 but its fine with me

>>36204687
good luck anon kun imma go sleep

Alright anon, the problem here is you are using meaningless labels to put imaginary limits on what you can do. Stop thinking of yourself as a "robot", or "autist", or "socially awkward fuck" and think of yourself as a person who needs to put effort into his goals.

>>36204645
join a dating site as underaged girl or boy. whichever you choose will result in lots of people talking to you, and after a while it builds your confidence a bit and helps you become more social too by studying how the people you talk with start and keep conversations going

>>36204692

But are they really imaginary? I am a socially awkward fuck. I get red and all stingy (temperature wise) when I'm uncomfortable. I used to cut school when I had bad acne because I was scared people would stare at me. I don't know how to talk to people in a 1 v 1 basis. Etc.

>>36204698

So, catfish people to improve social skills? Tbh, I used to catfish a lot when I was younger. It's weird, but I was very charming as the catfishing persona. People always complimented me on things relating to my "personality" before sending me nudes.

I guess pretending to be a pretty girl gives you this sense of confidence that reality can't offer.