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I'm actually a gay mexican lol

i wouldnt really care if i was suddenly gay but i would immediately kill myself if i turned into a mexican

>>34651477
fuck me taco

Yes. Just be sure to wear a condom, even precum can get a girl pregnant.

>>34651288
works looks like

>>34651288
Looks like neat foreplay.
of course I'd want to fuck her ass afterwards.

>>34651225

Objectively: It's it's fun and worth trying at least once.

It's pretty fun and gives you a lot of energy, and a general good feeling. It's too expensive though.

Did a lot in high school. I really liked putting it in my gums. Also snorting it.

Anyone ever sometimes need to take a shit when you pull it out?

godDAMN I want a thicc azn gf

>>34651217
Why do you men still stick around with women then? If you're so self aware, then shouldn't you know your worth and leave that whore then?

Because men can handle it, be a man anon.

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>>34651190
Jesus Christ, anon, how'd you manage to do that?

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>>34651190
Ill follow you, anon

>>34651190
twitter is shit with the worst userbase of all fucking time and every time you click on anything it takes you one step deeper into hell

>>34651187
what do you pick?

orion

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huh, now I have something else I didn't know was a thing.
thanks op

>>34651207
I just chew on the sides of my thumbs almost constantly. I sort of lost track of how bad it was getting until I looked down and realized that my spacebar and jeans were smeared with dry and drying blood.

>find lifelong childhood crush on instagram
>she's in med school
>her boyfriend looks like how I used to look

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>find childhood crush
>looks qt
>more successful than me
>probably getting married soon
I'm happy for her. She didn't end up where I did.

>>34651150
>Find childhood crush
>Turns out she aged very well and has nice pair of tits now
>Don't care at all because I am a normal person and have a gf myself
>Gf was a virgin when i met her
>Childhood crush probably has had multiple dicks

I'm quite happy

We must fight fire with fire

That means, we must create a stupid meme to keep the normies mind busy, when they get distracted we create a new meme at their backs, or we make our current memes harder to grasp by the common normie, that way, they'll get confused and scared and will decide to live this place for good.

>>34651310
Making them hard to grasp works. I've confused many people by baneposting. It's had 5 untainted years

>>34651141
Do something so fucking offensive or disgusting and ward them off by shouting REEEE when they are near

>>34651123
What makes you think that robby?

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>psychologist raise the price so you can finaly give up.

It's a ruse.

She's just trying to trick you into feeling comfortable with her

Jesus christ don't fucking remind me

Why the fuck do they give you a taste of happiness? Is fucking everyone a sadistic fucker who feeds from my sadness.

>>34651104
Usually people have multiple sub-groups of friends

>>34652069
This
But I'll still take OP is a ugly fatso with a terrible behaviour

saw a documentary about Trump Hotels... the Clintons have their name engraved in gold in one of the locker rooms.

If Trump is that good at Machiavellian political manipulation, he deserves the presidency.

Trust your red state brothers and sisters. Rural folks are smarter than you realize. Farming is a challenging low-margin business that normally requires a bachelor's degree, and involves working with big money, real estate, complex regulations and legal contracts, and advanced technology. It is one of the most highly-skilled and mentally-challenging professions available. A farmer might only make a middle-class income in profit, but even regular-sized farms move millions of dollars around to make that happen.

Fucking city folk think we're all a bunch of ignorant wino high-school dropouts or something. But the United States has the most efficient and most productive agricultural and resource extraction sectors on Earth. Per person, per acre, however you want to measure it, we're on top. Rural America is why our country is rich and prosperous. We are the most powerful country on Earth because our rural population is very smart, very skilled, and very capable. Unlike your moronic politicians, Trump listens to us. So if the city folk would stop rioting like idiots and let us fix the damn stupid domestic and foreign policy train wreck your corrupt politicians have been piling up since the Eisenhower administration, that would be great.

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>>34651462
this is good post

and this is original post

>>34651085
Too bad they can't arrange themselves some toilets.

If they become a superpower it will be because of a huge population and a government system that allows them to keep the money at the top

Stop trying to shoehorn complicated things into your shitty political opinions

>>34651097
/thread

0riginal

I have been summoned twice. Both times have been cancelled. Maybe they'll cancel too

>>34651037
Tell them 'I plan to nullify' and they'll let you go.

>>34651037
wtf is this in thing in the US?

>>34651028
>can't drive manual
Have you even tried?

Can't really blame you though, normies have turned the market away from sticks.

>who here /badatthings/?

every single other human being that has or ever will exist
you'll get over it faggot

>>34651048
Not OP but I've never tried and I'd like to learn it. Do you think it'd be possible for me to teach myself how to drive a manual?

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STOP WHAT YOU'RE FUCKING DOING RIGHT NOW

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>>34650896
>going to die in your lifetime

>>34650896
>being immortal and suffering pain by living in an empty void for eternity
you do not understand pain