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Hey robots, its my bday today, no celebration at all, just getting a pizza and thats it, I hate birthdays. Anyone else?
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>>36516577
Happy birthday Anon here's a gift: 46494676766794876737649
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>tfw no femanon to post bday tits pix
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>My parents didn't even say happy birthday last time
What's the point of celebrating being alive
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Daily reminder that if you go to sleep every night before 3AM and/or wake up every day before 3PM, you are NOT a robot.
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>>36516567
I think you mean you're not a NEET
Robots in education can't stay up all night anon
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>>36516589
they can though? Just sleep in the afternoon
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daily reminder if you are not spun out on meth RIGHT NOW you can't be a robot
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What is your favorite pooping position, robots? I squat because I always shit on my dick when sitting
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>>36516566
Sounds like a great way to shit on your legs but I'll give it a shot next time I'm constipated.
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>>36516566
How the fuck do you manage to shit on your dick?
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>>36516566
I shit like pic related.
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(Discord URL) eEcf3gf
Everyone's allowed and you won't get kicked for opinions. The server is going through a transitional period so not many people are active at the moment. Become relaxed with us
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thanks for """improving""" the board, higgus
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>>36516572
It would honestly be impressive how autistic he is if he ever used it for anything good in his life. Instead he gets a hollow, empty feeling and discord threads nuked.
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Free bump for the for anti-hot pocket advertisement thread
How does it make you feel that 3d women cannot even compete with 2d?
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> How does it make you feel that 3d women cannot even compete with 2d?
Very funny anon, you can stop joking now.
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>>36517015
>Tfw no real grill will treat you like pic related.
3D Women are too busy avoiding me for me to have any interest in them.
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>>36517105
Well, you are pretty much fucked. You're gonna die alone.
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Does love actually exist?
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>>36516442
Yes
And no one on R9k will feel it
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>>36516442
No, everyone is just pretending so they can fuck with you.
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In a way it does, just not in the way you wish it did.
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>Be me le MGTOW
>Turned 30 2 days ago
>Achievement Unlocked back in 2015: New_car.meme
>No gf 8 years
>Have le thinning hair
>Have le heart pain but it's under control
>Decent Shape (can do 25 push ups, 25 sit ups and run a 5k)
Is life over or just beginning?
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>>>/reddit/
fag
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>>36516290
> be me le don't want to be MGTOW
> will turn 29 in couple if montgs
> no car_meme, no driving_licence.ogg
> no gf 5 years
> no sex 3 years
> balding
> shit shape - not overweight. Can't run 3km. Can't do 10 pushups. Arms like noodles, greasy stomach
> have liver mass and asymmetrical organ layout
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>>36516290
It all depends on your facial attractiveness.
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Bad feels thread, chaps.
>friends had a party, didn't invite me
>girl I lost my virginity to a couple of weeks ago now completely ignoring me
>hounded by a genuine autistic guy at a social event yesterday
>scammed out of 200 pound by a guy I thought was my friend and had to walk five miles home at 3 o'clock in the morning
Can I kill myself with apple seeds?
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>>36516245
IS THIS BAIT?
if not....normies instead of shouting GET OUT (which you should), i will explain. this board is for robots. you attend social events, you have friends, you had sex with a girl. you are NOT a robot. take your normie problems elsewhere.
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>>36516360
normoes have been here for a long time, anon.
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>>36516419
how the fuckd o we get rid of them.!??!?!
if eveyr robot just ignored these normie posts maybe they will LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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STOP ~ STOP ~ STOP ~ STOP ~ STOP ~ STOP ~ STOP ~ STOP ~ STOP ~ STOP~
YOU HAVE SEEN THIS AND MUST ROLL
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>>36516169
can i stop living?
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>>36516192
rerollingbecause i dont do any drugs
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>>36516169
What is non traditional music
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>tfw eating tendies and playing dark cloud 2 while it snows outside
must suck to be wage cucking right around now
i'll enjoy my chicken while you slave away to mr shekelstein
be sure to work extra hard he needs a new boat
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>>36516129
Wagecuck here. Got a bonus today. Now I can buy a new car. How is your vehicular situation?
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>be me
>work easiest job ever
>literally my work day is 95% watching tv and browsing r9k and 5% work
>10$/hr to essentially be a neet
feels good, feels easy
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>>36516236
Job name?
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>girlfriend went out to a party tonight
>"haha, Anon. These people are so drunk"
>"Come home then"
>"nahhh haha"
>she finally comes home, very late
>try to initiate sex
>she's "too tired"
>she tells me that I should have asked her to come back sooner
>I tell her that I asked her to come back about 3-4 hours ago
>"you should have been more demanding, hehe"
What's the fucking point.
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>>36516093
She was definitely fucked at the party.
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>>36516093
Well, why weren't you more demanding then?
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>>36516093
Having a gf :)
Wonder why my comment was not original
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I have a dentist appointment and only girls work there.
What should I realistically do?
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hit on every single one of them
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pretend you're gay
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Pretend you're high on laugh gas and feel them up
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Post your pepe/memes folder power levels
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>>36516080
Share the folder or kys
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>>36516080
The stats are for my 4chan folder in general, which isn't as well organized as my reaction images.
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>>36516196
Good god I'm impressed how long have you been frogposting?
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"Dating" is never okay, it's just a word for "girls being sluts". If you want be with a girl ask her father permission to court her and then after a period of supervised courtship and with her bride price paid you marry her. Good age gap is at least ten years.
Knowing that, why did it changed?
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nice bait famalam
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>>36516078
>Knowing that, why did it changed?
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>>36516078
(((People))) were abusing kids by marrying them to use as sex slaves, also fathers were selling their kids, word of the abuse got out and thus it became illegal to fuck or marry a teen/preteen the offenders however remain uneffected by the laws, kids are still sold off by their parents and bought to be abused. laws are also not going to stop a horny teen boy, so the concept of dating was born, a workaround/loophole that allowed one to partake in sexually charged relations while underaged.
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> "Anon I'm leaving for work, do you need anythi... Anon oh my god!"
What did mummy see robots?
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>mom found the cum condensation station
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>>36516019
What the fuck does that mean?
Shfjejsnwjaj
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It's now what she saw but what she smelled..