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Some creeper send her the money. And she unmatches them on tinder.

#CashMeOutside

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any robots live in the city?
i really want to live in the country and go hermitmode but i'm stuck in normieville

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Post literally or figuratively whatever

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> Be a childhood friend to an emotionally immature girl
> She keeps thinking of true love bla bla bla.
> Conplains she gets her hear broken by jerks.
> She goes to study in Australia.
> Her brothers and I give her advice and to avoid guys who would take advantage of her.
> Icantakecareofmyself.jpeg
> Barely a month in. Get a call.
> She had attempted suicide 3 times.
> Got to know Aboriginal Chad for a week.
> Had sex with an Aboriginal Chad. He took her virginity. Pounded her vagina everyday for a week.
> 2 pregnancy tests. She is pregnant.
> Aboriginal Chad blames her. Thinks it can't possibly be his. Calls her a slut thinking she slept with other guys. Aboriginal Chad then goes to sleep with other girls. No fucks given.
> I alnost wanted to say itoldyouso.jpeg
> Her Asian family wont tolerate a black baby.
> Give her advice instead. Made sure it wasn't rape. Go to the clinic. Get herself checked. She needs to ask for abortion options. Use condoms next time etc.
> "B-but I still love him."
> Spent the next few hours after the call banging my head on the desk out of the sheer stupidity of what I'm hearing.

Apparently the most innocent person I know gets fucked by Chad within a week. He treats her like a fuckhole and trash. Then ghosts her. After that is all done... She STILL thinks hes the best thing ever ans is in love with him while he goes about cumming in other girls.

I'm literally and utterly dumbfounded. I can't handle the sheer stupidity of what I'm hearing. You've only been there for barely a month and you've already fucked things up. Fucking hell.... I need an aspirin for the headache I'm getting. Holy shit the fucking idiocy...

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>Its another anon prances around in his boxers pretending to be an soldier or stopping a college shooting to be a hero episode again

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Why are the jews using /r9k/ as a platform to radicalize young virgin losers into committing acts of domestic terrorism?

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>tfw you've walked past the dog park every day this week for the sole purpose of seeing a real live husky and there hasn't been a single one

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My philosophy professor mentioned that he's a virgin today, and he's a 30+ y/o. Everyone went silent and one girl told him we don't want to hear about his sexual history. He laughed nervously and then went back to teaching or something.

So this is what awaits us.

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>the most beautiful part of a woman's body is also the dirtiest

This is so unfair.

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You do have a sexy buddy mommy gf right?

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How do I finally have some confidence in myself?

>set a simple date with a girl
>it's not really even a date
>just some nice relaxed time together
>she very willingly jumps on the opportunity to spend time together
>she seemed genuinely very interested
>when I picked her up she was even waiting outside
>we had a good time and it was fun
>she said herself that she enjoyed it
>texted her about something unrelated shortly afterwards and instantly got a reply
>still convinced she's either just using me or that I'm heading straight to the friendzone orbiter area

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>Oh, you want to inherit my billion dollar fortune, anon?
>Well you'll just have to marry me and lick my dusty old pussy everyday then!
>Oh, and you'll probably have to drink my pee as well while you're licking it since I can't control my bladder all that well anymore. Tee HEE!
>what's the matter anon, don't you wanna be a NEET forever you young stud?

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Why do you retards enable roasties? You hate them, yet you orbit them and give them gifts of attention and money (Agatha, some other retarded bitches whose names I cannot remember). How about you faggots grow a pair and give up on 3D women?

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I fucking love you 4chan and /r9k/. I'm about to have nowhere to live, so I wanted to let you know. You basically fucking raised my ass and you've always been there and I'm fucking smashed. So fuck you I love you. you're the closest thing I ever had to a fucking friend

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I'm gonna start raisin chickens... any advice?