2/2, old pic but keep it cause it's the only decent one of me anymore
>>36605122
back to soc retard
>>36605122
waow nice anime eyes uguu
>>36605122
HE MADE A THREAD!!!!!!!!!!! LAUGHING ON REAL LIFE!
How the fuck am I supposed to find weed? My old dealer moved and I have no fucking friends and no social skills.
The only thing that makes my existence bearable is smoking a fuck ton of pot and playing vidya
Man, it fucking sucks living in a prohibition state.
High prices, questionable and inconsistent quality, weird social dynamics dealing with the black market, the risk of getting cheated.
I'm so glad my area legalized.
>>36604994
Move to a state where it's legal?
I walk past 3-4 pot stores every day. They're all over the place, and compete on price and quality. There are ads on bus shelters, and flyers all over the place announcing new strains.
By quitting your expensive addiction you degenerate fuck.
What will you name your children, if you ever had any?
>>36604957
i'll name the bastard ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff. 40 f's that's his name.
inb4 louis ck
Girl: Lisa
Boy: Bart
Kids names:
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most popular thread of all r9k, ballbusting couple is back and bored once again. Come talk to a couple that loves their ballbusting habits
When's boobbusting quartet here?
>>36604938
you should ride him with spurs and whip
>>36604975
thats not as pleasing to the eyes, also not our thing. just into the ballbusting, i dont hit women
>tfw remembering things that you forgot
>tfw when old memories feel like a past life
fuck
>>36604910
>tfw remember all the opportunities you had to improve and blew it
why do i do this to myself?
>tfw still fucking single
Gonna try a prostitute. It's such a crapshoot in the US
Feel like crying when listening to old Anime OPs. That was 10 years ago you moron.
Daily reminder Hillary WON the popular vote. She is the PEOPLE'S choice. I can't believe we voted in that orange buffoon based on an outdated, racist system.
>>36604896
Here's your (You)
>outdated racist system
It elected Obama, twice.
>>36604940
>It elected Obama, twice.
Uhm no, sorry sweetie. Obama won DESPITE the old stuffy white loons that make up the electoral college. He also won the popular vote twice ;)
lol u gest kek'd da memez
Redpill me on the age of consent and why we should eliminate it
>7 min since I posted this
>0 replies
Where did all the robots go? REEEEE
No.
You are very welcome.
It should not be eliminated, though it should be lowered to at least 16
>start binge watching netflix again
>time to watch scrubs for the tenth time
>having fun watching season one
>"ha. zach braff is a beta loser like me."
>there's an episode where the janitor finds his diary
>makes fun of zach braff for having his first kiss "at the embarrassing age of sixteen."
>tfw 22
>never even had a girl look at me
>6 years past embarrassing
>once relatable zach braff is now just another chad
>stop watching scrubs
>hug my pillow and pretend it's a girl
>cry
>>36604884
>time to watch scrubs for the tenth time
Watch House MD, much better show, scrubs is gay
>>36604884
>when you repost for (You)'s because you didn't get enough the first time
>>36604976
were you in my thread yesterday?
>live in fear and anxiety at all times
>Dad asks me to play catch
My dad (thankfully) hasn't given up on me yet, even though i have
>siblings join in
>get cocky and sit down
>ball hits my knee and makes a nasty BOOMP
>AHHHHHH FUCK
>it hurt for the first couple of seconss
>then i started laughing my ass off bc it was ridiculous
>wasn't a fake laugh either. It was 100% real
>i felt so alive even if my leg hurt
>after days months or even years, i felt like a human again
>then the pain went away and i was just as miserable as i was before
>tfw
If you felt happy from getting hit in the knee imagine how blissful you'll feel shooting yourself in the head
>>36604902
I think about that every night
>>36604930
Your pic reminded me the Emoji Movie is going to be a thing soon.
Maybe suicide is the only answer after all :^)
How important is lying to success in life? Are you screwed if you're a bad liar or refuse to (consciously) lie?
How has it helped you?
Do you feel bad about it?
To be honest, lying might be the best solution in many situations, but as it happens to be, you always need to find your way out of sticky situations, and that's a huge drag. I can't be arsed to have to think about stuff for too long, so I just tell the truth, and be done with it on the spot, even if I get backlash.
It's even worse when they find out, really.
Lying is a chore. Life is too short to have to bother with this, just assume your mistakes and move on.
>>36605017
>Lying is a chore. Life is too short to have to bother with this, just assume your mistakes and move on.
The last part is right, but if you are a liar, you can't "assume" your mistakes.. whatever that means.
I'd rather just show people my true identity and tell them that I don't have to put up with their shit and deal with excommunication or disappointing them than lying to them. If they can't respect my stance than they aren't worth my time desu.
So when did this board literally become the shit hole for lonely losers? I remember when it was just a better /b/ with random content that was actually original. Was pretty fucking awesome and you guys ruined it. Thanks.
Fuck off and die...every single last one of you.
Alright, goodbye! Your posts won't be missed.
>I remember when it was a better /b/ with random content that was actually original.
Oh fuck off won't you? God damn le memes xD newfag piece of shit normie.
>>36604842
Who is this ejaculate enchantress? I want to titfuck her and grope her big belly.
instead of crying over some filthy grills, we robots should save enough money to travel the world. Seek knowledge and meaning. Why do you think Newton died a virgin?
>>36604815
take einstein. he was married and remarried and look what happened. He never fused relativity with quantum theory
how do you expect me to save money OP? I have $454 rent plus utilities. I don't even have a car
>>36604881
that's for you to figure out anon. i believe in you
I miss you, I wish you would at least talk to me even if I can never be with you.
I miss your laugh so goddamn much, I wish I let myself be a bigger part of your life even if things would had gotten awkward.
>>36604781
>I wish you would at least talk to me
well how bout if you're the one who would talk to him/her ? ever thought about that?
>>36605207
Tomorrow I just might, I've been scared because the last time we talked I was the last message and we weren't saying good byes.
Why are white people in general more depressed than black people?
Overall higher intelligence.
>>36604778
But i thought we were all equal?
>>36604788
Because white "culture" is frowned upon, even though it ranks far above I mean FAR above black culture. You have heen brainwashed to feel guilty, for other peoples short-comings. Black (ghetto) culture is perpetrated throughout modern day media, and its designed to make you feel inferior. Its worked, maybe not on intelligent people, but intelligent people will react depression, if they are unaware of the underlying factors at play.
Welcome to /nu-r9k/.
Anyone on here wish Elliot Rodger was still Alive?
>>36604756
no, not really. why have you all been spamming so much rodger lately?
I am really interested in him. I think it is so sad that he is dead.
I DO. Wonder how many more videos we'd have.