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What does it take to get a woman like pic related?

I seriously genuinely want a woman like that on my arm.

What will it take?
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money

>originalol
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>>36166091
Answer this: What do you have going for you?
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>>36166195
I'm about to finish law school

otherwise just your average 5/10 dude

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How have you put effort into improving your life in the past 24 hours?
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Currently waiting on an email that says I got the job and a text that says I got the apartment

Guess what? I'm going to get neither because life is cruel
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>>36166036
>exercised
>ate 500 calories a day
I'm going to be thin by September.
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>>36166056
>waiting
No, anon. What have you done?

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Why haven't you joined the church of our Lord and Savior St. Elliot and taken his teachings to heart yet? He exacted vengeance on the normies for your suffering in inceldom.

Together, armed with the knowledge born of his superior intellect we can achieve a better world:

>In fully realizing these truths about the world, I have created the ultimate and perfect ideology of how a fair and pure world would work. In an ideal world, sexuality would not exist. It must be outlawed. In a world without sex, humanity will be pure and civilized. Men will grow up healthily, without having to worry about such a barbaric act. All men will grow up fair and equal, because no man will be able to experience the pleasures of sex while others are denied it. The human race will evolve to an entirely new level of civilization, completely devoid of all the impurity and degeneracy that exists today.

Come home, robot. Join our magnificent cause!
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Bumping for the Supreme's sake.

Also check our sticky at >>>/trash/8625117
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>>36166023

'My Twisted World' is a must read for all robots
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Just like other incels, St. Elliot was subject to the female's spell of beauty:

>I did, however, pass by one young girl, and she was like a goddess who came down from heaven. She was walking alone, in her bathing suit, with her luscious blonde hair blowing in the wind. I couldn't help ut slyly admire her beauty as we passed each other. I was scared. I was scared that she might view me as nothing but an inferior insect whose presence ruins her atmosphere. Her beauty was intoxicating! And then, just as we passed each other, she actually looked at me. She looked at me and smiled. Most girls never deigned to look at me, and this one actually looked at me and smiled. I had never felt so euphoric in my life.

Make no mistake, women only lure you in with their silent siren calls of ample bosoms, sensual hips and silky cascading hair to crush you with indifference and rejection.

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Its time. Boot up that old ms.paint and get to filling.
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>>36165943
k, hol up a sec, you kikeslayer
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White lines capture my insides.
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Honestly, not a big fan of social media.

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What is your race and what is your skin color?

How many of you guys are actually white?
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>>36165807

100% based Aryan, m90
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Not-white, don't really know, but definitely not white.

I have pale white skin.
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white, but bloodline is the two European demographics /pol/ refer to as "niggers of the white race"

I want to watch girl me get fucked by got me.
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That girl is hot desu
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I want to fuck girl you while forcing male you to watch.
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I want to be a princess when I grow up!

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Daily reminder that being in a relationship with a girl who wasn't a virgin when you started dating makes you a cuck faggot
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>>36165601

Does it really matter, honestly
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I keked. Good one faggot
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>>36165601
>Daily reminder that being in a relationship with a girl who wasn't a virgin when you started dating makes you a cuck faggot

it's true

t. guy with a qt gf who took her virginity

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>almost lost viriginity on saturday
>sitting on bed
>got my first kiss which she initiated
>felt embarrassed like I wasn't doing it right but she didn't say anything and kept going
>eventually she started putting her hand down my jeans but I had a belt on so it was sort of in and out
>asked her 'can I see your clitoris'
>she starts laughing and is like 'what's a cli-tore-us? cli-tore-us? what the heck? It sounds like a dinosaur'
>she just keeps repeating it and laughing and it totally kills the mood and eventually we go back to talking and since then she barely texts me back

Did mispronouncing clitoris all my life seriously cost me my chance at finally having sex? That's seriously just my luck.
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Sorry but asking "can I see your clitoris" is a little weird. Most chicks would rather you just try to look yourself or better yet ask to lick them and then you will see it anyway when they present it to you
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>"can I see your clitoris"
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M'Lady may I please have sexual intercourse with you?

https://mobile.twitter.com/undefined/status/851490427538554880
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also follow this radio for updates apparently 2 victims are down LISTEN LISTEN!!!

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/12443
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no fuck 1 child shot

http://abc7.com/news/1-child-shot-at-elementary-school-in-san-bernardino-eyewitness-news-has-learned/1856319/
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o shit is it over though sounds like they are evacuating the kids would that happen if the shooter was still active?

She arrived today after a long journey. Feels good man.
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You don't know the effect this post has had on me Anon. You have brought tears to my eyes. I just ordered a gf. Thanks for advice.
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pathetic, get a real girlfriend loser
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That Pepe isn't hiding you Joe Merrick.

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What was the last thing you read or saw, that actually motivated you to be better?
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this thread you just made
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>>36165425
Nothing because there is no good to strive for, therefore better is a meanigless term

Physically wise there is a good condition vs unhealthy condition and that's why I'm fat since I'd rathernot be a fat ass
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>>36165425
>"Why do you expect 8's and 10's to be into you when you're not an 8 or a 10?"

That shit stung to read but it made sense. I still haven't really changed shit but I think about it every now and again,

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Who cares about companionship? Bonds with others will only make you weak. Loneliness will make you strong.

Prove me wrong.
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>>36165385
are you going to be the very best
like no one ever was, sasgay
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>>36165385
A single person can't build a dam, or a power plant, or go to space.
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>>36165385
Youre on here provoking people to talk to you. You don't believe your own words so why should we.

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>"select vechicles"
>select the signpost instead
>it works
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>>36165367
>select all street signs

>perfectly select all boxes with street signs
>doesn't work

>mash random boxes and submit
>works
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>>36165367
>Press verify
>There's a fucking second captcha to solve EVERY FUCKING TIME

FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT
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>randomly click boxes
>works
>click all the right ones
>doesn't work

the fuck

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ITT: Pic describes how high you are
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>>36165353
I'm not high at all so I'm not gonna post a picture
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Stoned threads belong there >>>/x/
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>>36165353
dude w3ed lmao

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Hello robots

So I turned 23 recently and since I left high school I've been pretty much sucking Mr. Shekelsteins cock without even realizing it. I live with my gf and everything is just fine. I am not complaining or anything but this feeling started weighing down on me that I am going to die like Mr. Shekelstein's little wagecuck. So I applied to uni early this year - IT faculty and I received a letter I am in. It made me so fucking happy but still in 5 years after I am out will I actually have a better chance to find a well paid job and all? Uni starts in September this year. I just don't want to waste 5 years of my life for returning to Mr. Shekelstein again.

I am not from U.S. btw and in my country we've got decent universities which are actually free.
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>>36165340
>Uni
>IT
Knowing your retarded normie ass has doomed itself to a living hell warms my heart.
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>>36165373
You are pretty damn naive if you think I am a normie.
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Bump

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