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This is the youth of modern day.
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this sounds like every transexual
boo hoo i cant look at real dick i can only fuck old moldy men on craigslist and get a penny for a blowjob boo hoo pity me anime is my saviour ooo
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>>36223807
>7th grader
yeah now .. more like a high school dropout with a diaper fetish larping
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This is the personification of the special snowflake. And why the fuck are fifth graders thinking about sexuality?
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>go to new therapist
>she specializes in trauma
>talk about my childhood, fill out forms, ect.
>she asks about my mental disabilities
>tell her i have autism
>she's suprised
>told me she i didn't show signs at all, and that they probably made a misdiagnosis and that because of the way i was raised it stunted me socially
>start thinking about my early childhood
>never acted like a sperg, had plenty of friends
>woke.jpg
>mfw i realize i never had autism
what now robots? Do i just leave r9k?
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What do you mean? Now you can play that game forreal.
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Just because you aren't a sperg doesn't mean you're a normalfag either.
There could be 50 other things wrong with you
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>>36225162
true. But i've had gfs, chad friends, good social skills, i'm self-aware, mentally stable, emotionally stable, and i go outside daily.
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Official "non-virgin" thread 2017-04-13 12:29:55 Post No.36223681
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Official "non-virgin" thread
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Any fellow robots had put their pee pee into that wet hole between a girl's legs but feel nothing whatsoever and get no enjoyment from it?
>lose virginity at 21
>18 year old - met through mutual friend my age I met online through interest in anime
>socially awkward - she likes memes - we mostly communicate in them
>book a hotel one day and invite her over as the cost is the same for two
>in bed together end up freezing up - unsure what to do
>don't talk
>get into spooning position (I'm big)
>she grinds her bum against my crotch constantly
>get hard but don't know what to do
>heart feels like it's going to pop out of my chest
>she keeps reaching for my pee pee but I'm totally dry and she just hurts when she touches it
>eventually successfully hint her into giving me a BJ
>she's on-off for about half an hour
>she stops and tries to use her hands whenever I feel that I'm about to climax (I never do)
>no real pleasure at any point
>thinking really hard about things to make me aroused but the nerves leave me numb
>as soon as she stops each time I go flaccid
>eventually ask if I should get a condom (she nods) after a succ
>go flaccid trying to put one on
>Mess up and waste about 6 more
>on all fours on top of her she guides me in
>my plastic wrapped penis now feels tight and dry rather than just dry
>a few thrusts and I feel nothing pleasurably but hear a suction sound
>stop
>remove condom
>sleep in spoon position
That was one of only two times I've had 'sex', and the other was pretty similar.
Any other anons got regrettable virginity loss stories? Masturbation felt much better. I haven't ever climaxed during intimate moments with women (or men as I've never had any).
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get lost normie nobody cares about your normie problems
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>>36223681
it's just nerves
consider doing no fap for a week or two leading to the sex
i had the same with the escort
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>>36223761
I think I prefer 2D tho tbqh
Military Feels Thread
>decided in the past year I really want to be in the army
>tfw I will never be in the army because of seizures
>feel like going to the recruiters for shits just so I can say I tried
I COULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST IN MY ENTIRE FAMILY TO BE IN THE MILITARY, I COULD HAVE ACTUALLY DONE SOMETHING IN MY LIFE THAT WOULD MAKE MYSELF PROUD. JUST END IT
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>seizures
what are you some kind of pussy?
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>>36223615
That sounds more like a "Unable to join the military feel" than a "military feel".
A military feel would be like "I'm in the military and doing this military thing that we do makes me feel like this.".
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>>36223615
Military isn't something to be proud of. It's harmful. It's not ok. Everyone in your family is smart except you aparently lol
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>my girlfriend's guy friend asks her for nudes
>She says no and shows me
>Their family goes out to vacation
>Fuck her in his families living room on their couch
>Throw out cum rag in trash
>Look into the staring eyes of his families pictures as I cum
Who else is /devilish/ here
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This is /r9k/ now everyone. Attention whoring redditors..
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I would also like to be on r/4chan
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>>36223841
Is someone bitter they'll never touch a real woman?
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What dreams have you had recently, lads?
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Milk Cat 3
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I keep rubbing my bumhole and smelling my fingers, I love the smell of it
can someone help me
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He reminds me so much of Patrick Bateman.
Anyone else been keeping up with the new season of samurai jack???
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>>36223558
it's nonironically the only reason i haven't killed myself.
i bought a shotgun and i'm waiting for the season finale.
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Last episode was bad.
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>>36223622
I liked it. Felt like a return to form from all the serious shit.
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>he imagines himself playing his favorite song to his friends and everyone fiding him cool
uh, stop it sweetie.
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I am a functional member of society but I always picture myself doing this exact thing when listening to dubstep
Do I have autism?
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>>36223552
when you're a kid thats fine
now i just pretend im on some local radio station and all the djs are like "woah" and i get tons of facebook messages after
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I listen to dramatic anime background music while narrowing my eyes, clenching my jaw and staring into the mirror. When it reaches a really dramatic part in the song, I suddenly turn away from the mirror, swishing my hair and dressing gown as I do so.
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What FEMBOTS think about the rise of Trap/Sissy/Feminization on r9k? 2017-04-13 12:24:56 Post No.36223540
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What FEMBOTS think about the rise of Trap/Sissy/Feminization on r9k?
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polite discussion please.
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>>36223540
Makes my pussy stink
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i think they should die and burn
burn to a crisp. i don't identify as fembot because i'm not a blazing faggot nor am i a mentally ill tranny, but all of them (including homosexuals) can fucking fuck the fuck off. go back to deviantart or furcadia or furtopia or whatever the fuck, unilaterally nobody gives a fuck.
i don't care if they give each other HIV and their mothers have AIDS. as long as they fuck off to some quarantined part of the net, like neopets, i'm fine. just plz don't come onto the clearweb. go back to scamming mexicans and whitebears for amazon giftcards. continue to play mmorpgs and deceive everyone while hiding your voice on ventrilo. please continue to be ugly as fuck and rip off tax dollars for your 'transition'. what you really need is a lobotomy :-)
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>>36223608
There's also the /lgbt/ containment board anon, you forgot to name that.
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Roastie off Tinder Scammed by Aryan God! 2017-04-13 12:24:07 Post No.36223522
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Roastie off Tinder Scammed by Aryan God!
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Aryan Chad here, I got a female to send me nudes! I scammed her, though. She wanted money for them. I will be dumping them here for us to enjoy. She was just a pawn in my game.
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You are doing gods work anon
Origfbgggvfgfxfg
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>>36223522
Here is another one, she had a hard time trusting me at first but I talked her into it. She wanted me to send her $200 on PayPal for 3 nude pictures of her. At first she didn't believe me, then I showed her my savings account and she got a bit more trust worthy. Haha roasties think 3 pictures of their body is worth $200 it's almost sad. Now the whole internet will see what a whore she is.
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Females are all whores, no exception. There's different degrees but by nature they are all whores.
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Why do normfucks discourage robots dating mentally ill girls? All their arguments are pure horseshit. The worst part is that many robots take their "advice".
> She'll bring down your mental health and happiness
My lonelyness, virginity, and constant rejection from girls is making me want to kill myself. Whatever challenges I have with a mentally ill GF are surely better than never having had a gf.
>inb4 GFs are overrated bruh, dodge the bullet bruh
I'll be the judge of that.
>She'll abuse you and emotionally exploit you
I'm already treated like shit by girls so its much better to at least be able to fuck the girl. Being humliatingly rejected and ghosted by every girl you try to date is emotionally unbearable.
So I debunked your shitty arguments. Just because you can fuck normie girls too doesn't mean we have this choice.
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normies are annoying af
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>>36223482
>Why do normfucks discourage robots dating mentally ill girls?
Because normies assume everybody has the same options available that they do.
It's also indicative of normie selfishness, they're also indirectly implying that mentally ill people don't deserve love.
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>>36223482
>Normies
Are you sure they weren't chads?
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i woke up having another panic attack
he'll never be my friend again
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>>36223447
This fucking feel man
I thought I was the only one
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>>36223469
i keep taking showers
and having these spells
Its so hard to deal with them. whenever i think about what he said to me I breakdown
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>>36223447
Fuck that guy OP! I'll be your friend!
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If you like a girl do you talk to them first or do you wait for them to talk to you first?
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>>36223349
And this is for facebook by the way. And I'm not asking what I should do, I'm asking what do guys usually do?
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i want reddit to go back
justincasemootleblox
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>>36223349
Talk to them first
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>tfw dick to small to be confident
Forever alone...
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>>36223308
What size is it op?
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>>36223353
6" long and 4.5" circ
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>>36223408
lol dicklet kys
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Ballbusting thread: Wife is bed bound edition.
Alternate question to talk about, did you have more male friends in school or female friends?
If no friends, is there any reason why, how did you approach people? How did they react to you?
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>did you have more male friends in school or female friends?
Female.
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>>36223709
I can honestly say ive never once seen that picture before lol. That is pretty rare too.
Where are they now, are you still friend with any of them? I kept one lady friend from school. only cuz she is like me and if her partner says drop all friends of opposite sex they say no. The others all dated guys who are uncomfortable with male friends.
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>>36223838
Just two from highschool, but I'm a shut-in with anxiety. It's pretty bad.
One of them is willing to help out with my fetish and kick my balls if I meet up with her as long as I kick her crotch to make it even, but even that isn't motivating enough.