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So I might be tapping some nice smooth, feminine body virgin 18 year old boipucci within the next couple of weeks. Should I go along with it? This is one of those things that comes along once in a lifetime, a rare opportunity to try something different sexually. If I don't like it I can just not do it again and go on with my life, and if I do, I could have a side boi to do lewd shit with.
The boi in question even has girl clothes and shit, could be fun from a fetishistic perspective.
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how did this board get so gay?
seems like a random direction to take.
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You should kill yourself you degenerate.
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You've already made up your mind.
Why even post? That deprived of attention?
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Anon, even though I'm a Republican, I still have womanly needs that your wite dik just can't do. So I started dating Tyrone Bigdik
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Its okay
I am a civic nationalist so as long as Tyrone is a BASED black guy I'm okay
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>>39245551
I'm not into you like that so go ahead.
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>>39245584
Kek. I find it hilarious when pol calls any minorities BASED
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>why do peoples hates jake paul ? he is handsome, funny , nd smart. like chad.
i guess they all jealous . hahah. fkin losers
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>>39245512
Can you explain why the majority of his fanbase are preteens?
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>>39245512
Who is this faggot and why do people keep talking about him?
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>>39245512
>those cum gutters
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>be me, 28, first month on job as a cop (in b4 "pig")
>see teenage punk driving with obvious giant brown beer bottle
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>flash lights, pull him over
>"son do you know what I'm stopping you for"
>cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low "s-sir I can explain, this is root beer"
>oldest trick in the book, also has the oldest counter in the book
>"oh well then I guess you don't mind if I take a swig, then"
>this is how you get away with drinking beer on the job, an old sargent told me in the academy
>take swig
>it's actually root beer
>notpartoftheplan.jpg
>no idea what to do at this point, since I was planning on arresting him for DUI
>do I just hand the bottle back to him and tell him to go on his way? confiscate the bottle? ticket him for something?
>"just bluff your way with confidence and authority" I hear my academy instructor in my head talking about verbal confrontations.
>confidence mode activated
>"you're free to go" I say in my best man-voice
>I waddle back to my squad car with bottle in hand
>just get in, drive off without another fucking word or eye contact
>the kid's still pulled over by the road in my rearview mirror as I drive off with his rootbeer
>he might still be there
>mfw I stole root beer from a kid
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>>39245496
any other autistic cop tales?
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>>39245496
Nice story op
Originino comentenio
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>>39245496
fucking pig
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I consider myself a bad person, but still I wish I had friends and I want to know what love feels like.
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Nah fuck that.
This is better.
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>>39245476
make love to your hand. its better than friends.
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Fuck Friends
Fuck Love
Trust me anon it sounds cool but you dont want that.
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>Wake up Anon, it time for sucky sucky!
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;_; I'm done for. U
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put your pants on. ye dog. jesus christ. if you do not put it on? i will kick it.
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NOT NOW JING CHONG, ITS TIME FOR YOU TO HELP ME WITH MY MATH HOMEWORK
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I like Rick and Morty. I even read the comics. Fuck you.
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>>39245382
reddit and memey.
lol pickel
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>>39245382
watch xavier renegade angel it is way better than rick and morty in every way
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fine show. but it isn't really funny..
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I bet a lot of people who browse this board write or always wanted to write poetry.
Share your creations and discuss on how to improve your skills.
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>>39245328
how can you make a post like this without including some of your own work?poetry is gay
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Here It goes i Guess
I thought
a long time ago
that only flowers bloomed
at night
I thought that
flowers could be like me
like the bad bad wolf
who bloomed without light
I really hate this feeling
recluse in my own thoughts
like a brain in echo
screaming so the sun would turn blue
Flourished i was
when the candles shuted their lips
free i trully was
free as the wind
The Wolf came out
angrily displeased
the mockingbirds at night
came to Sing
He cutted every wing
chopped any beak
spit on any feather
his eyes had seen
His eyes stretched
light
just light
he loved those crazy nights.
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>>39245351
Most of my work is in Spanish but here It goes
Fuck this table
i dont like It anymore
It reminds me of my coffee
which left me long ago
That coffee was black
as the back of my mind
that door on the back
so rusty like me
I wont ever have that coffee
ever again
the mug is inside that ugly door
so rusty It makes me sick
I wont ever have that warmth
not anymore
abrasive Orange touch
like that old door.
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>He calls himself red-pilled and is into politics because he otherwise has no personality or real interests
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Don't you think this thread is more suitable to /pol/? Your bait would get more replies
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>>39245372
He'd get pruned if he posted it on /pol/ probably
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>>39245372
No, this board is still very much based around people with no personality or sense of self who try to fill the void with le reddit pill.
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>be hispanic (but the white-kind), average sized penis, 5'8"
Do I have a shot with attractive black MILFS like pic related?
What can I do to make it happen? ;_;
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>Can I bang Black Milfs
Of course, not like there's gonna be a man to compete with.
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You don't. Black chicks prefer macho men. I only slept with 1 black chick, she's a freak in bed, to the point of not being fun anymore
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>hispanic but slightly whiter than the average spic (pic related)
>6 inch penis
>5"4'
Fucking hell, I want a tall, femdom girlfriend.
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Should I stay in LA and try to make it(career wise not movies, not yet) or move to Seattle/Tacoma area and move on with life
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>>39245285
no one's ever gonna make shit in LA if they haven't already somewhere else
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are you a transplant or were you born in LA?
honestly, if its something in the entertainment industry, your 90% guaranteed to not make it. you can try and you may but it's not likely.
honestly, LA is fucking expensive. if you think seattle would work out for your financial and professional matters, i'd so go for it and move. LA is a trap really. A nice one.
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>>39246020
I'm an LA transplant. From NJ originally. Been traveling all over the US
how and where do i get a gf like this?
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>>39245234
>Be Arab
>move to Sweden
You are welcome OP
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>>39245252
Holy shit europeans are so cucked KEK
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>>39245252
>>39245279
these rape stories are almost always fake
>big spider in bedroom
>scared it will crawl on me when im asleep
>mummy lets me sleep in her bed
Who here /pampered/?
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>>39245230
>not wanting a spider gf to crawl on you
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>>39245254
Ever considered how it would feel on your skin? Disgusting
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>>39245283
I can't help it that you have bad taste.
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>look exactly like the male(male) in the picture
>will never experience this regardless
Life is too cruel
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> muh SEX
I want to hear you cry more
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>>39245185
what's your discord? you should prove you look like that
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>>39245185
>It s another gay shills episode
cmon we got enough of these.
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I'm willing to do anything to be with a pretty girl. I don't care if she has kids or fucks other men. I'm sick of being alone.
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>>39245156
you're lonely anon
you don't need a relationship with some dried up cunthole to fix that, it'll just make it worse afterwards. find something more permanent, like a proper friend
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>>39245188
I already have male friends. Not many but they're there. I have never had any significant female presence in my life besides my mom.
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>>39245156
>I don't care if she has kids or fucks other men.
As a non-exclusive pedo who is also a huge cuck fetishist, this would be a dream for me.
>>39245188
We need warmth and intimacy of someone that turns us on. We need sex