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>>35369627
play a real sport fag

>>35370073
fpbt

"This only cost $200!"

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>>35369605
Do you not know that lightning is a dark side power? Don't tell me you fell for the virgin meme.

>>35369605

Is that Wakamoto?

That's how my uncle went out before I was born

>>35369587
Your uncle's car probably emits much worse fumes than mine does.

That's what you get for driving a Prius you smug liberal fuck

The Creatures, back in 2012.

Please, someone tell me they remember SnappyProductions.

Couple of brothers made hilarious skits. They privatized everything now.

Mrcreepypasta
Creepypastas are dead, and despite his subscriber count he's lucky to break 100k a video. We're starting to see why most people shouldn't fall for the "youtube career" meme.

I did, and I'm not too bad at it
It didn't change jack shit, I'd take girls out to dance, and when the music stops, my autism kicks in and they just leave.

>>35369536
Honestly, is this you ? https://youtu.be/eRCNeBjrFuc

Bump to the front

>>35369499
I'm just going to stay here and fap to the lewd anime posters that will appear in this thread, dont mind me

>>35369499
Too much larping for you today

>>35369499
That's pretty rough OP, but not as rough as the way I will thrust my dragon cock into your cloaca

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>he didn't break his bully's nose
What a faggot

>>35369612
I did; that's when the rest of the gang beat me until I passed out, and then kicked the shit out of me me until they got bored, breaking many bones, disfiguring my face, and giving me the brain injury that turned me into a robot.

>>35369446
Is being a roastie a meme as well now
Amazing

>>35369446
Black males can be hit with depression hardcore.
But black roasties are the same as white ones, fuck 'em all.

Dude I'm a stupid loser girl with social anxiety. Why the hell would you want that?

>>35369498
are you not fat? because as long as you're not fat you can probably get this dick

>>35369498
What's not to like about a stupid qt gf with social anxiety? It's cute as fuck.

>>35369346
At least if I lived in the 50s life would be exactly like Leave it to Beaver you degenerate kike shill

>sex is easier than at any point in American history
This is categorically untrue. Studies have shown that young people now are having less sex than previous generations, and that a greater proportion of men stay virgins.

>>35369379
This isn't /pol/ m8. Please fuck off.

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Vacate thine arses home these marshes

>>35369326
>"you have 5 seconds to leave my property and never talk to me again before i begin firing my 9mm at you"

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Fuck this gay board's silly orginality rules

>brother's wedding
>best man
>maid of honor is 25 and the only single woman
>she gets drunk and hangs around me, the only single guy
>mom gets mad and calls her a busted old whore and to get away from her little gentleman
>girl gets mad and pulls me away later
>starts kissing me
>I get into it
>run her nipples through her shirt
>reach under and grab her boobs full hand and start rubbing the nipple
>she slaps me
>doesn't even look in my direction the rest of the night
turns out she just wanted to feel wanted and to piss off my mom for calling her a slut

yeah i touched boobs on multiple occassions when i was like 14 but only because i was in the room too she actually thought i was gross

>>35369315
Oh good, the two times I was closest to losing my virginity I get to re-live! Now I can experience the pain and regret all over again!

Time 1:
>Making out with qt girl
>I remember she said something about some dude attempting to cop a feel on her earlier
>Autistically yet lovingly blurt out "Y'know if I didn't know better I'd be tempted to cop a feel"
>she grabs my hand with a little smile and puts it on her boob
>I proceed to fumble around autistically
She later said I had no clue what I was doing when it came to boobs. That is 100% correct.

Time 2:
>making out with different girl
>we're getting into it
>I tentatively reach for her boob
>"Dude, have you never touched boobs before? Come on."
>Grabs my hands and puts them on her boobs
>straddles me
>my boner is unlimited at this point
>we continue making out with my hands awkwardly groping her boobs
I feel like I should jerk off now. It's easier to cope that way.

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>TFW my pychological profile includes BLACKED, gangbangs of tiny white girls and making fun of indians

>>35369261
There's actually a huge way around this,
and its called not living in america

https://our.wikileaks.org/Vault_7

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>>35369143
> tfw realized you contain no qualities that attract women
> tfw you have given up completely because of this and want them to seek you out
> tfw ugly as shit so that'll never happen

>tfw i want to be alone

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Start a one man dsbm band

>>35369191
>Start a one man bdsm band
Fixed.

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What type of people do you need in the band? What type of music? Give us details, at least a greentext to give us context