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>>38371498
h*ck off I like this thread

here's the best I've found OP

http://pervertslut.com/videos/115932/willing-wife-getting-mounted-and-fucked-by-a-horse/?pqr=11:666b145e147500c0e495436f30b65f53:0:115932:1

>>38371469
Why can anime girls make any post look cute

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>>38371469

just put 'horse' in the search at pornsocket, there are some good amatuer horse mounting vids

Tfw white boys are too busy dreaming about Asian women to go after white women who are going after yellow pop stars

>>38371456
She's had more plastic surgery than most trannies, anon

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I would worship her like a god, as a matter of fact I might since she will never pay attention to me, just like any other god

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Me too, but i'm bi

Shrodinger is qt as well

>>38371538
Yeah but i'm not bi that's just another way of saying your gay.
I'm 100% straight I've only been with women.

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>>38371579
Sure? I've been with girls and boys before, so arguing over the semantics of a sexual preference seems petty

>>38371415
Why were you hiding girls clothes?

>>38371451
because I like to crossdress and take lewd pics for guys online

>>38371466
post some of these pics boi

>>38371414
KY never fails. don't buy into lube memes until you're comfortable with lube, and shoving things up your lewd boihole

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>>38371453
Well I tried some soap a couple of days ago and it only made my ass sting. I think I might have felt the " G-spot" but I wasent aheago-ing or whatever by touching it.

>>38371414
when I used to play with my boihole i always used petroleum jelly, or vaseline. I now just learned that it's dangerous to use that stuff as lube, because it can cause cancer and yeast infection...

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>>38371388
If you're a guy, yes.
You can tell anyone if you're a girl, especially if you don't actually want to kill yourself.

>>38371510
shit what about (((professionals)))? if I tell one of the univ counselors will my parents know and ill have all my legal rights to own guns taken away and not be able to find a job?

>>38371568
You'll just get help. Your parents won't know if you're over 18.

>>38371348
Why the fuck did you give me so many mental illnesses? Why the fuck did you kill my only friend when he was 17? Why the fuck did you give me so many diseases? Why the fuck are you such a piece of shit that enjoys people suffering?

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>>38371375
wow what a downer you are you made rei frown

>>38371348
/r9k/ is a skeptic board, neck yourself allahfag

Defiantly R9K material. Literately not a virgin.

Also is she hot? Pics?

>>38371327
laugh it off and say something stupid like does that mean you'll let me do anal or if you've already done that [insert other fantasy here]

she'll probs just let you do it anyway

>messaging client shows ads at the bottom
what the fuck?

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>>38371271
I come off as alpha to most people since im a 6'3 black guy. little do they know im an autist.

>>38371271
I'm trying very hard in presence of grills and it drains my energy like nothing else.

I once tried to stand up to Chad in high school. Honestly I think it would've been better if I had just passibly taken it.

>>38371178
Eh I might as well get drunk with you fellow alcoholic

So, why are you drinking right now? And what are you drinking? Got some gin mixed with cola here.

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>>38371211
Only beer and some cider

>>38371211
I was drinking with some internet friends but my mic broke

Im Gay. So why would I ask a girl out?

>>38371129
could end up in jail

>>38371129
The reason that I don't try anymore is because I can't handle failure.
If I ask her out and she rejects me, I'd literally end it all on the spot.

I've never eaten these outside of a school cafeteria though.

>>38371024
Stop acting like an insufferable child. Saged

>>38371048
They are best eaten when mommy makes them in the oven

>Your name
>Garden of words
>5 centimeters per second

How did you not cry watching these

>>38370962
no, all the characters are retarded in this movie

>it was just a misunderstanding
>pls forgive me
>sobbing

exaggerated trash for prepubescent teenagers

>>38371045
All normalfag shit

Kek Romania is full of ugly smelly gypsies

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>>38370975
Hello brother, you saying about me?

>>38370975
>americuck or britfag detected

Scream into towels to calm my impotent rage so I don't bother the neighbors.

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>pathetic things you do

like, besides post here?

I masturbate by pressing down on my balls.