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Anyone else tried the jelly diet?
>400ml of cheap fruit juice = 35 calories
>7g of gelatine = 16 calories
That's only 51 calories per meal! I've been eating three jellies a day so only taking in 153 calories a day and I don't feel hungry at all.
There are lots of different flavors of juice to choose from to mix things up for variety. It's tasty, cheap, and ultra low calorie but has some sugar so gives you energy.
I've been at it for two weeks and already lost 5 pounds and I feel great. I also take a multivitamin and calcium tablets for extra nutrients.
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>400ml of cheap fruit juice = 35 calories
uh....
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>>36603650
Why not just eat the gelatin powder?
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>>36603650
>tfw keto
>Eating burgers all day long.
I'm lol @ ur life OP
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>>36603650
That juice is loaded with sugar anon. It's still pretty bad for you.
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How will people react if I killed myself? Would they pity me? Would it impact them at all? What about my enemies?
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>>36603648
When you leave this earth you wont have to worry about those things anon, you'll be forgotten after 3 weeks tops.
Your parents will use the opportunity to brag about how much they loved you.
Enemies won't give much of a fuck, unless you used to bully other kids, you didn't do that did you anon?
If you're doing this for the pity might aswell have a slow and agonizing death you piece of shit.
Youre giving depression a bad name, im embarrassed to tell anyone im depressed.
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>>36603648
we'd stop existing :(
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>>36603648
>What about my enemies?
best friend killed themselves and later some cunt we cyberbullied gloated on their facebook page.
They'll be happy, honestly- it's not like they'll start feeling sorry for you or regret anything.
Your friends will be fucking pissed off and despondent. Your parents will feel gutted and then guilty.
You might inspire a couple of other suicides in your community.
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Pretty much this, OP. They'll feign sympathy while they go on with their lives.
describe yourself in three words or less /r9k/
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>>36603494
kiss-less handhold-less virgin
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>>36603494
Big gay idiot
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miserable tranny masochist
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Angry hungry skeleton
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How homosexuals executed in your country?
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Well, when Trump is out of the picture...
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No. But they should be.
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They're celebrated in my country.
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>>36603905
What nightmarish hell is this?
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>tfw my brother doesn't spend time with me anymore because he's always hanging out with his cunt girlfriend
he was my only friend
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>>36603369
How about you become my cute gf?
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>>36603369
Hey, lady
I can get behind your feel. Maybe text him, let him know you miss him and plan out some things?
Or
Throw the pussy on him and claim your prize!
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>>36603369
your brother had needs and you neglected him
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>>36603369
Fuck man, I remember that feel. Summers were the best until he got friends in college.
I'm gonna ask him if he wants to hang out this weekend. Thank you.
What kind of stuff did you do together?
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How do I learn how to worship cock?
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>>36603343
I think you already do faggot.
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>>36603343
iwantclips
clips4sale
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Practice on me
But only if you have a feminine cock
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>>36603343
are being proactive and going out every day to find men to get on your knees for?
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>tfw medicine causes you to trickle when you tinkle
>tfw medication causes you to want to piddle as you're plopped down in a place
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nice quands fgt
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>drugs cause my roddle to raddle
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>>36603333
>checked
A true saiyan always sprinkles when he tinkles
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>>36603393
>elixirs cause my pringle to prongle
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Tell us about your IRL crush, Arcanine
>absolute qt, arty, petite and redheaded with a pixie cut
>amazing taste in absolutely fucking everything, from music to books to beer
>we're always commenting on the obscure shit we both post
>is in a relationship with some dude for years now, prolly highscool romance
>dude looks like me so I know I'd be her type
The moment she's single I'm all over that shit
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>The moment she's single I'm all over that shit
You can't settle for this anon, they might get married. Make a fake tinder account of him
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>>36603547
DEVILISH
origanelemente
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I'm not attracted to any of the girls I actually know. But this happened to me today.
>Be on the bus
>This absolute and total qt gets on
>She's wearing almost exact same outfit that I am
>She's stuttering and nervous about talking to the bus driver. Her voice is really quiet and gentle
I wanted it. I wanted it so bad.
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>she just got a bf
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Why?
I fingered myself, i get hard, but don't enjoy it.
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Tfw no tranny gf asshole to finger and lick
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>>36603284
Not everyone enjoys anal, Anon. What made you try it?
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>>36603284
Lube way up, ride the fuck out of your fingers
fantasize about a woman's strapon or [your fantasy of choice]
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>>36603284
>get hard
>don't enjoy it
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Post tomoko kuroki
or face kek's fury
and K(horne)ek wants skulls for the skull throne this time of the year
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This is one of my favorite wallpapers.
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b'okay.
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>>36603947
Why would you do this?
This is an originally horrified reaction
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>>36603274
Why do we still have a robot filter? /pol/ should have to put up with this instead.
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Need some comfy feels right now.
I'm stressing out of my mind, and I honestly couldn't even tell you why.
There's just always some shitty little detail that I can worry about, and if I can, I will. I can't relax. I'm hyper serious.
>Inb4 "druggggs mannn" I'm not a person for you to shill drugs to. I just want some advice.
Help a bot out please
Or just kill me out of mercy
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>>36603203
What's your definition of "comfy feels" Anon?
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>>36603793
Hugs. Cute pictures. Stories about you guys. Comfort, I dunno. I just want some company. I haven't spoke to another human being in like four days
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>>36604009
What do you do for fun, Anon? Tell me about yourself.
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>>36603203
>tfw been stressing out about a CS project for 3 weeks trying to figure out how to complete it
>dues this tuesday yet still havent gotten anywhere near completion
I need comfy shit as well OP bumping this thread and posting some super comfy
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>tfw the buzz wore off an hour ago
>now you're just drinking for the sake of drinking
Anyone else out there in anonland doing this?
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>>36603190
Im celebrating 7 months of sobriety by getting canned
Feels good man
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I do the same thing except with existing, I only exist for the sake of existing and for no other reason
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>>36603649
Existing is easier if you're constantly drunk like me.
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>>36603714
Only at the end of the day once all your work is done, if you are waking up to a drink you've got problems
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Autistic guys you deal with
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>work at chinese restaurant that my parents own
>almost every night, this fat chubby white guy in glasses comes in and orders take out
>neckbeard
>wears the same two sets of clothes usually
>call me his "little fortune cookie" when he greets me
>smiles at me with his gross yellow teeth
>always gives me a shitty small tip even though he orders take out and I didn't serve him
>tries to make autistic small talk with me while he waits for his food while I act blatantly uninterested
Why do white guys do this shit?
I want to tell him off but my parents said leave him alone because he orders here a lot.
Leave me alone, gwai lo.
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>>36603156
Do you have any pictures of him i'm interested I love seeing guys completely unaware of how bad they look.
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Smile and take his money, you fucking heathen.
Or just maybe, be truthful and tell him that you feel uncomfortable.
But waaait, there's more!
Find a different job?
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oh shut up stupid gook, you know you want his BWC.
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> airhead slut gets extra money for doing literally nothing but existing
> can't even be bothered to treat another human being like a human being for 60 seconds of interaction
"Fembots".
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How do I move to la or NYC? I'm poor and live in the middle of nowhere.
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Don't move to either- go to similar cities though like Phoenix or D.C.
Idk man honestly just fly out once, check out the area, find a rental, and plan a move.
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I moved to LA. It sucks. I live in a studio for $1000.
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>>36603117
I just mean LA is a shithole and NY is dirty, grimy, cucked, liberal, overpopulated, and just not worth it.
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Last time I reply, idk why the fuck I can't just post a single cohesive time. Phoenix has hella low cost of living, if you can stand the hellish heat. Big roads, lots of extra space, gorgeous desert, with forest maybe ~2hrs drive away.
If you want east coast though I can't really help..
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Hey robots, guess who fucked up once more?
>As all stories start, the oneitis.
>But she's also my best friend, +1 for the original story.
>I've been depressed for 3 years because I was madly in love with her.
>Decide to put a stop to my depression, and to this vicious circle.
>Decide to finally tell her, screw the answer, I just wanted to get rid of the weight.
>As I talk about it to her, I feel the burden going, I feel better.
>But she starts crying, of course she was going to say no robots, what else would she say to a guy like me.
>She cries because what I just did fucked our friendship.
>But at least I feel better or so I thought.
>Fast forward one day.
>I feel better, I do more stuff, I am more productive.
>But as the day goes, this feeling settles in.
>Motherf-
>By the end of the day depressed as hell, lose appetite for the whole day, and for the next 3 days.
>Irritated because I don't know why am I feeling like this when I shouldn't.
>Can't talk to no one about it, because hey guess who fucked up their best friendship at the expense of feeling better?
>Not feeling better and losing the only good thing in my life.
>Two birds with one stone, well played me!
:)
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That's tough my man, i were rooting for you.
Welcome back to the club, the line for ending all suffering is still where it is at the left of the meeting room.
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You should be looking out for yourself, your one true ally.
I know it hurts now.
I know your thoughts are in a tailspin.
You have her tied to the back of your rotor engine.
You need to cut the line.
Think about yourself before you try to save others.
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>>36603074
>oneitis is also best friend
>other friend confessed love to her
>don't think he cared, but she didn't like him back, obviously
>makes fun of him behind his back because of this
>tfw i'll never tell her how i feel
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>>36603074
Trust your gut, anon
This was the right thing to do
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We don't have nearly as much OC as we used to, I don't care how shitty it is post your stupid ass homemade reaction photos so we can keep things fresh
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>not exclusively using autistic stock photos
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home baked peep
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I drew this, but I don't know if it can be used to react to anything.
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>>36603026
>>36603131
Neat stuff, have this monstrosity
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Since when did she have a huge butt?
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Pretty average butt, man.
My mom has a nicer butt than that.
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>>36602970
Can I see your mom's butt?
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Woof. Her British genes are really starting to manifest themselves
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>>36602949
Since when is that skeleton considered "huge"???
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About a few hours ago something weird happened to me
>colors feet weird
>I can't concentrate on anything
>I feel like I'm dreaming
>I feel like I'm detaching from reality
WTF IS HAPPENING!?!?
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you're dying lad
I'm jelly desu
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>>36602889
god dammit I mean't to say feel not feet!
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>>36602915
If only this was the case
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>>36602889
If you feel really stimulated you're either having a manic episode or somehow took a psychedelic. What drugs have you taken (any kind, even "unimportant" ones) in the last 24 hours, and what have you eaten?
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Hey /r9k/, does anybody here have any experience with fucking ice cream
I've been offered 60 bucks to fuck a frosty and cum on pic related.
What sort of temperatures, training, and techniques should I pursue?
Anyone with experience in this subject or other cold experiences welcome.
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Neapolitan ice cream, yellow at the front, red in the middle, brown at the back.
It'll be like cumming on a pair of panties OP.
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>>36602946
That sounds nice, but they don't have Neapolitan frosties, I could use it for training though...
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>>36602869
the frostbite will hurt. Not to mention you'll prolly get a UTI
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>>36603036
You can get UTIs from ice cream?
Also, I think I'll let it warm a bit first to prevent frostbite.
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Do you ever wonder what is it like to be handsome?
And I mean, real handsome, God Tier handsome, not the "i'm not fat and have a 5/10 face" kind of handsome.
Can you even imagine how good life must be for someone looking like this?
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Even if youre handsome if you don't act like it, much won't come of it.
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incoming roleplay-fags pretending they're attractive
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>>36602918
This is BS in HSnp I'm a robot went bald at 19 and subsequently went from a 7/10 to a 1/10 agoraphobegirls would approach me, hit on me and I never put any effort and I wasn't even a 10/10 I can't even imagine how much vag and cash gets chucked at 10/10's
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Nah, I can't even wrap my head about this shit. I'd love for a day to not feel sorry for showing my face around, though.
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Post pictures of tiny cute penises.
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I think they're adorable and would love to suckle one >-<
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Get off my board /lgbt/ normalfag
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>>36602845
I've been told dry is the new tiny
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>>36603544
Ew. That is so icky > o <
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Why is it that fags are so much more obsessed with dicks then women are
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Need some comfy music for some last minute
anxiety ridden studying for a test
Help a robot out
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Just pump some Naruto OST, nigga
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>>36602844
I'm not a fag anymore dad, shut up
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post gondolas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0qcaKbIClk
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>>36602823
Listen to some Metallica or Megadeth
I suggest something from the first 5 Metallica albums and maybe something from their Newest album.
I'd suggest "Sweating Bullets" by Megadeth or "Tornado Of Souls"
Or Orion by Metallica
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>spend an entire semester sitting in one class with one group of people
>spend an entire semester making jokes and getting to know each other
>semester ends
>nobody bothers to keep in touch with each other
Why do normies do this? How the FUCK are you supposed to make friends when they behave like this?
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By actually hanging out after class, dumb robot poster
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>>36602894
If they're hanging out after class then I must not be good enough to join in
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the normalfag saps away your NEET energy don't spend time near them quit school
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>>36602931
That's why you have to ask, if you don't make solid plans then you're already fucking up and should just accept yourself as a failed normie
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Loneliness potentially as dangerous as smoking for your health 2017-04-27 11:33:40 Post No.36602733
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Loneliness potentially as dangerous as smoking for your health
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So apparently loneliness is not just bad for your mental health, but also your physical health. It just never ends for us does it robots?
https://www.forbes.com/sites/quora/2017/01/18/loneliness-might-be-a-bigger-health-risk-than-smoking-or-obesity/#2339fbcb25d1
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>>36602733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx2WNU3TJvI
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>>36602733
Pretty sure that tree is dead
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>>36602733
i'm not lonely fortunately. but i half assedly look for a gf on dating sites mostly for this, to live a long life. i'm too proud to settle with a lady with garbage tier lady tho. anyone know a good legit international dating website?
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>people who are lonely tend to be more depressed
>people who are depressed tend to be more suicidal
>Suicidal people tend to live less than the average person
Really makes you think
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I want to hear some good comedy movie premises/ideas.
I'll start: The main character of the film is the classic douchebag chad type who hooks up with girls on a nightly basis. He is especially proud of his dick, which he brags about constantly. One day however he wakes up to find out his dick has been turned into a Holiday Inn hotel which he now has to own and operate. To make matters worse he finally falls in love -- with the girl who works behind the front desk of the hotel. Now disarmed of his swagger and his manhood, he has to save the business and get the girl -- and not dick around for the first time in his life!
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Suicidal male tries to socialize. Hilarity ensues
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Adam Sandler in: Snuff Film
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>>36602684
>his dick turns into a hotel
Wtf how is this funny
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>>36602773
>>36602738
both excellent -- short and sweet.