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How disgusting are your sexual tastes?
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Zoosadism is probably my worst, hard to find good new shit nowadays.
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>>36051719
This is pretty much my #1 fetish
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>>36051719
Mostly involve body modification and moral degeneration.
Then there's the variants that follow the two fetishes above. Usually something involving guy becoming a slutty girl, loving mother/wife becoming a literal whore and leaving their families, girl being turned into a bimbo, or used as a cow in a barn.
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another stupid coke thread 2017-04-05 10:50:43 Post No.36051683
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another stupid coke thread
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well, it's me again guys. I was actually talking to a fembot for a little and we were the same age we lived only a few hours away and we I think we were getting along well, but I think she might be starting to ghost me.
maybe I was delusional to think any female would even consider me to begin with, maybe I'm being a sperg now, but the fact of the matter is I picked up 2gs of coke today and I might try using it to become confident enough to talk to girls.
I'll probably snort some of it in the school bathroom tomorrow in the morning before I run into a qt.
I'll probably post results.
pic related is the coke (no timestamp though so you can't prove I broke any laws)
why is the world so cruel to us bots?
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>>36051683
I just realized that she might read this.fuck.
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>>36051683
You're gonna end up getting arrested. Its very easy to tell when someone is on coke. Also its not going to magically solve your problems, especially if you've never done it before.
You want a drug that'll make you happy, Molly. Just don't do it constantly and make sure to drink water on it.
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>>36051741
I don't have a connection to mdma though for some reason coke is easier to get.
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I really like pictures of anime characters holding/drinking from mugs.
But I don't have many.
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http://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/sip/type/op/
Here you go OP.
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>>36051668
you want it?
it's yours, my friend jbsadajdkasdsnd look now its original, stupid fag
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>>36051726
That's a pretty nice one but I don't know if she deserves to be in my collection.
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>tfw no switches in stock anywhere
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There are loads what are you talking about? Want some links?
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>>36051575
every store within 50 miles of me has been sold out for the last month and all retailers are out of stock for online orders
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Well, there's 15 of your bog standard three switch unit on Amazon. What type were you looking for?
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How do I get rid of herpes?
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>>36051525
Suicide seems to be the only solution.
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>>36051525
stop being black for one
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>be khv
>black girl wants to fug
>read that 50% of black women have herpies
I'm at a real crossroad, lads.
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>tfw almost $6000 in tax returns
Feels good man
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$6000? You're either dumb af or you fucked up
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>tfw got 230$ back from federal and owed the state $50
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>>36051485
>tfw like $200 in tax returns
Thisis about what I expected
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I've killed myself on accident, but I'm ok with it 2017-04-05 10:40:29 Post No.36051465
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I've killed myself on accident, but I'm ok with it
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Well /r9k/ I'm going to die soon it seems. And it looks like it's going to be painful.
So this morning I had to take a drug test. To pass the test (since I smoke weed) I drank a lot of water and took vitamin b to make my pee yellow. The problem being I only had a multi vitamin supplement which turned out to contain iron. I didn't really read the other ingredients beside vitamin b very carefully. Because I was broke, I didn't have enough money to go to the store and buy just vitamin b, so I just went with the multi vitamin. It was really retarded of me to not be more careful. But then again, being smart was never my strong suit.
Just a few minutes ago I collapsed and fell unconscious for a few minutes after getting out of the shower. I put 2 and 2 together, and did a little investigating, and yeah. It looks like I'm in the early stages of severe iron poisoning.
I don't think I'm going to go to the hospital. I've been so depressed for so long, and I was planning on killing myself later tonight ironically. I guess this method will be significantly more painful, but it it will probably be easier for my family.
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Oh yeah, I'm sure your family will be happy to find out that their son was such a stoner he couldn't stay sober for a few weeks and instead decided to OD on vitamin pills to pass the drug test.
Life sucks man and I'm sure you have it worse than a lot of people but please at least think about your family. Please anon, just go to the hospital.
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>i took a vitamin now I'm gonna die!
kek dumbass you'll be fine
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Dont listen to >>36051665
If you want to kill yourself, chances are your family are a big part of why.
If this is really happening and you really are about to die, OP, good luck!
But also >>36051725. Are you sure you're dying? Sure you wont wake up tomorrow feeling like death but actually being alive?
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anyone else just do drugs and browse the internet all day? its a comfy life desu
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>>36051427
reporting
original
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>>36051513
what drugs do you partake in anon?
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>>36051629
marijuana and food. im house sitting out in the country so im all alone and enjoying the privacy
How the fuck do I get rid of this shit
Seriously it's disgusting, I'm 23 and I still have these skin problems
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>>36051403
oh lol XD
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2% salicylic acid
rub it in every day
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>>36051403
I feel generous.
OP. Get some paracetamol. Crush it up with a mortar and pestle and make it into a paste.
Apply to your face, wait an hour, then wash off with lukewarm water.
The paracetamol contains a chemical, can't remember the name, but it's a big ingredient in the expensive anti acne creams and medicines.
I rarely have it, but when I do, I do that, and it's gone in two days tops.
Do try to eat healthy and have plenty of water too.
whats the purpose of 'get a job' if i will never have a qt gf because im a 5'5 ugly manlet?
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Call it whatever you want but at some point girls(woman?) start caring a lot less about these things and a lot more about status
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trust me there is a under 5' ugly girllet that would be glad to be your gf. Just wait and see. Or kill yourself
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>thinking girls actually care about height and not just money
Where's the picture of that short, fat, ugly son of a bitch who got a smoking hot girlfriend the DAY AFTER he won the lottery? That's all women care about. Money.
That's not why you should get a job though. You can't live with your parents forever. Eventually they will die, then you will be alone and what will you do? Be homeless, if you don't get your shit together.
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If reincarnation turned to be real, what'd you want to be reincarnated as robots? I'd like to be reincarnated as a rich and pretty girl. The classy type though, not the snotty bitch type. Either that or as a pet dog in a loving family.
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>>36051370
Same.
I'd powder my cooch then so it was nice and soft, and make sure it smelt of raspberries.
That or I'd reincarnate as a fucking megalodon and eat your sorry ass while your having a swim.
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I wish to reincarnate as a virus and fucking kill
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Reincarnate as a snake I mean look at that bitch he going for it.
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I need a gf fembot. Simple
Any fembots here want to be my gf? Or at least talk and we'll see.
I'm gonna say I have a lot of things to offer, so yes Im a robot but I am a different one. And I'm kinda cute, not really ugly, so if some fembot is interested, please let me know!
>pic related mfw right now waiting for some fembot
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>>36051362
SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, what is the hold up?! Let the boy be your damn bf! He said he was kinda cute!
Good Lord!!
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>>36051505
Anon..you're so rude..please stop bullying me..
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>>36051543
I was just tryin to talk u up anon
u gotta really sell yourself and sometimes a good wingman can make all the difference
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How do I stop feeling emotions? I'm so sensitive I just wanna stop feeling shit. I just wanna stop caring.
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>>36051357
Guided Meditation for Detachment
I will take some years to learn, but with regular practice you will be able to detach from emotion.
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>>36051357
Feeling nothing is far worse than feeling like shut, believe me. You'll lose all motivation, sense of self, hope, and the desire to get better...
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>>36051573
How would you know it's worse if you can't feel disappointment?
Can we have a feels or just general music thread. I just want to listen to music
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>>36051274
>Mac Demarco
Mein Neger!
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AS I'M GETTING OLDER, CHIP UP ON MY SHOULDER
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>>36051379
thank for contributing
>the women in my Numerical Analysis class are begging me to help them with the coding on another piss easy project
>they actually expect me to drive all the way back to campus and help them even though it's 6:30
I'm not going to be the beta bitch this time!But I did text them directions on how to do the project, and sent them links to code they could use. But that's not as beta as dropping everything to rush to their aid, right?
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It was the attempt to invite you over and seduce you.
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>>36051329
No it's not. I've done this for them for every single coding project we have. They text me "hey we don't know what to do. we're in the library. help us". And I be the beta to the rescue and rush over. I basically code the entire project for them and leave afterwards. They don't want my dick. And I wouldn't want to gf either of them.
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>>36051375
It means you made the right decision to help them but not too much.