>Its been five years
>Five years since the incident
>I've been of afraid of the item ever since
>Mommy says i need to let go
>Daddy just diddles me
>My only friend is Jerry
>Jerry is nice to me
>I found Jerry in a cave
>Mommy and Daddy don't think Jerry is real
>Jerry does not seem to want any thing
>But at night i feel weird
>My body feels strange after i sleep
>soon my Moomy and daddy dissaper
>Moomy I ove yoiu
>Die Daady diei
i need nezumi in my life
I accidentally texted my dad the link to a butt plug
>my girth is 5.5
can we end this nightmare?
This is a craigslist repost, but it keeps getting flagged there so maybe r9k will give me some luck.
I'm looking for a girl that's willing to take a snapchat pic with me in front of a mirror, kind of like pic attached. It's just for a little social experiment I'm doing (increasing social value, can explain in further detail if you want). It has to look like we're just hanging about to go the beach or something. The picture will only be visible to like 40 people on my list who all live in europe.
I understand you think it's a strange request so we can just meet at a starbucks or something. I'm 21. Pay is $50 and it will take about 10 minutes.
If interested, please let me know:
-how far you live from a santa monica
-if you can or can't host
-send me a pic so I know what you look like, I will send a pic back
PLEASE CONTACT ME AT: [email protected]
I will not respond to any comments apart from relevant ones
> had a nice conversation with the qt i've been eyeing at work
> feels high all day and decided to workout
> gotta push myself to get swole so she'll like me even more!
> hurts shoulder
> can barely move left arm without hurting
why do women have so much power over us?
I'm almost /fit/ but cardio. Why u let a dumb skank control you. You are greater than any other whore. You have the power to whip these meat holes into shape and get them to adore your cocktail so much you have to take it away. Be a god anon, don't be a pussy, and live for pussy. Live for you bro.
Just finished 2 midterm papers for my class that I should have started 2 weeks ago. What did you guys do today?
YA NO PUEDA CAMINAR!!!!!
Must we have this discussion again, roaches?
What do you do for fun?
I'm originally curious because I realized that I never have fun and not sure if I even know how to.
I don't really do anything specifically for fun, I find everything fun.
I lie, I specifically like running a 5K and enjoying the intense sense of relief when at long last my phone goes beep again and I can fucking stop.
Like if I'm standing around in the cold dark rain later at work with a flashlight looking for bad guys, I can enjoy it, because atleast I'm not running up some damned hill with my legs on fire.
>go on 4chan
>watch youtube videos
All of these require internet, so when it's down, I go into a state of withdrawal and just sit around until it comes back.
>Get a job, move out of home
>Studying for a degree while working full time
>Still depressed but managing to survive
>Dad still turns up unannounced and insults my home as filthy
When does the ride end?
Are you looking for love? If so, post here.
I need something to watch as I eat Popeyes.
anyone else with gender dysphoria? how do you cope with it??.
I realize it doesn't exsist and go back to being healthy.
Pro tip: go outside more, social in a grip context more and some things posted on this website start to seem really weird.
Your made up problems can only exist for someone with too much free time and too much alone time
>at calorie, carb, and sugar limit for the day
>didn't eat enough calories / protein to recover from exercise and build muscles
>don't want to eat anymore
I hate forcing myself to eat more, why cant I just workout and eat 1k calories a day and grow bigger
>tiredly do a few meager chores
>finally get some free time
>it's already almost time to go to bed so I can get to Mr. Shekelstein's Wild Ride tomorrow
All of you NEETs bitching about joblessness need to shut the fuck up. You don't know what suffering is.