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I accidentally texted my dad the link to a butt plug
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>>38487501
Top kek, you made my day anon.
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>>38487748
The shame is pervasive and overwhelming

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>wake up
>my girth is 5.5
can we end this nightmare?
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>>38487497
You what? 5.5 inches?

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This is a craigslist repost, but it keeps getting flagged there so maybe r9k will give me some luck.

I'm looking for a girl that's willing to take a snapchat pic with me in front of a mirror, kind of like pic attached. It's just for a little social experiment I'm doing (increasing social value, can explain in further detail if you want). It has to look like we're just hanging about to go the beach or something. The picture will only be visible to like 40 people on my list who all live in europe.
I understand you think it's a strange request so we can just meet at a starbucks or something. I'm 21. Pay is $50 and it will take about 10 minutes.
If interested, please let me know:

-how far you live from a santa monica

-if you can or can't host

-send me a pic so I know what you look like, I will send a pic back

PLEASE CONTACT ME AT: [email protected]
I will not respond to any comments apart from relevant ones
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Forgot to specify: I'm looking for someone located in/around LA

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> had a nice conversation with the qt i've been eyeing at work
> feels high all day and decided to workout
> gotta push myself to get swole so she'll like me even more!
> hurts shoulder
> can barely move left arm without hurting
why do women have so much power over us?
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I'm almost /fit/ but cardio. Why u let a dumb skank control you. You are greater than any other whore. You have the power to whip these meat holes into shape and get them to adore your cocktail so much you have to take it away. Be a god anon, don't be a pussy, and live for pussy. Live for you bro.

Vapenation

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Just finished 2 midterm papers for my class that I should have started 2 weeks ago. What did you guys do today?
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>>38487411
Yanked it twice

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LA CUCARACHA

LA CUCARACHA

EVERYONE NOW!

LA CUCARACHA

YA NO PUEDA CAMINAR!!!!!
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la cucaracha
la cucaracha
marijuana fuminar
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How do we eradicate roaches from the planet?
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Must we have this discussion again, roaches?

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What do you do for fun?

I'm originally curious because I realized that I never have fun and not sure if I even know how to.
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>>38487380
I don't really do anything specifically for fun, I find everything fun.

I lie, I specifically like running a 5K and enjoying the intense sense of relief when at long last my phone goes beep again and I can fucking stop.

Like if I'm standing around in the cold dark rain later at work with a flashlight looking for bad guys, I can enjoy it, because atleast I'm not running up some damned hill with my legs on fire.
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>>38487380
>go on 4chan
>watch youtube videos
>play overwatch
>play minecraft
>watch anime
All of these require internet, so when it's down, I go into a state of withdrawal and just sit around until it comes back.

>Get a job, move out of home
>Studying for a degree while working full time
>Still depressed but managing to survive
>Dad still turns up unannounced and insults my home as filthy

When does the ride end?
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It doesn't. And if he doesn't like it, tell him not to come over anymore.
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>>38487418

He just does even when I tell him not to.

Seriously considering just moving and not telling him where.

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Are you looking for love? If so, post here.
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This what the >>>/soc/ board is for you silly head.
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>>38487402
I figured this is where I'd find other lonely souls
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>>38487296
>>>/soc/

saged, pls go

I need something to watch as I eat Popeyes.
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anyone else with gender dysphoria? how do you cope with it??.
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I realize it doesn't exsist and go back to being healthy.
Pro tip: go outside more, social in a grip context more and some things posted on this website start to seem really weird.
Your made up problems can only exist for someone with too much free time and too much alone time
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>>38487283
I'm a wagecuck what do you mean too much free time?
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>>38487240
gender dysphoria what is this i am all the genders

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>at calorie, carb, and sugar limit for the day

>forever hungry
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Protein = not hungry

Simple as that
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>>38487230
Hunger is the feeling of fat leaving your body. Relish the hunger, because it's a sign that you're becoming a better person.
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>didn't eat enough calories / protein to recover from exercise and build muscles
>don't want to eat anymore

I hate forcing myself to eat more, why cant I just workout and eat 1k calories a day and grow bigger

>get home
>tiredly do a few meager chores
>finally get some free time
>it's already almost time to go to bed so I can get to Mr. Shekelstein's Wild Ride tomorrow

All of you NEETs bitching about joblessness need to shut the fuck up. You don't know what suffering is.
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>want to move out and have the USD to
>don't know where to move to and way too neurotic to figure it out
literally my only reason for not moving out yet
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Night r9k.
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Good night you fucking slut
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Do 100 pushups first!

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