Anonymous
Hwo are you spending your saturday night? 2017-05-06 09:35:41 Post No.36823578
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Hwo are you spending your saturday night? 2017-05-06 09:35:41 Post No.36823578
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Hwo are you spending your saturday night?
Anonymous
2017-05-06 09:35:41
Post No. 36823578
[Report]
[View this topic]
>drinking beer and playing playing tekkit classic
>comfy but kinda lonely
99 Posts / 24 Images
View this topic
>>
File: 2FEF9634-A056-4465-ABBA-2698F92DC1EA-8328-00000C048A69F772.jpg (110KB, 1000x1000px) Image search:
[Google]
110KB, 1000x1000px
>>36823578
>tfw you remember your minecraft days
https://youtu.be/BRr_V1JGbnE
>>
>>36823578
I'm playing MINECRAFT ROLEPLAY and I want to die
>>
having the time of my life in front of my computer
Anonymous
EMERGENCY DATE ADVICE NEEDED 2017-05-06 09:35:38 Post No.36823577
[Report] Image search: [Google]
EMERGENCY DATE ADVICE NEEDED 2017-05-06 09:35:38 Post No.36823577
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: GastonBarge.gif (831KB, 444x230px) Image search:
[Google]
831KB, 444x230px
EMERGENCY DATE ADVICE NEEDED
Anonymous
2017-05-06 09:35:38
Post No. 36823577
[Report]
[View this topic]
/r9k/, I need some serious help. I somehow landed my first date ever. Tonight, 8 PM, dive bar near her house. We met online and have texted just a little but haven't talked or met in person before.
I'm freaking out, I don't know how dates are supposed to work. I'm 28, I should know this shit by now.
>What to talk about
>Do I pay?
>Do I give her a kiss afterwards?
>Do I suggest an activity after we drink a bit at the bar?
I'm seriously anxious over here, can /r9k/ give me some guidance?
42 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
Also what do I wear? I'm think blue polo (light blue, not like Best Buy blue), jeans, and my tennis shoes that people at work seem to like.
Do I text her beforehand to make sure we're still on?
>>
Sorry for bumping /r9k/, but I'm kind of a nervous wreck. Please help.
>>
>>36823577
>What to talk about
Her
>Do I pay?
Just do it.
>Do I give her a kiss afterwards?
Depends on the situation and how well it went.
>Do I suggest an activity after we drink a bit at the bar?
Same as above. Since it's near her house, walk her home, hope she invites you in for another drink or something.
If anything goes wrong, you've at least learned something and gained valuable experience for your next date. Don't worry, she's not your last chance, you don't need to make it count.
>tfw born without any powers
Worst feel in the world
19 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36823550
>Worst feel in the world
Make your own powers
>>
you have the power to make someone happy anon :)
>>
File: 1450039407765.png (102KB, 225x199px) Image search:
[Google]
102KB, 225x199px
>>36823550
>tfw actually born with minor superpowers
File: 1491536284015.jpg (80KB, 1000x1000px) Image search:
[Google]
80KB, 1000x1000px
>when you start arguing with someone on 4chan and it just becomes more and more apparent they are a fucking virgin
6 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36823528
I'm a virgin. So what?
>>
You know where you are? Right, bud?
>>
>>36823553
kill yourself unironically
there's nothing more pathetic than being a virgin
how the fuck do you not lose it by 18??
File: 1461897813890.jpg (68KB, 633x758px) Image search:
[Google]
68KB, 633x758px
Hey /r9k/ its my brithday, but I don't know if I can keep going
>check Facebook
>only 2 people wished me a happy birthday, my mom and grandpa
>check instagram
>no comments,post, or dm's wishing me a happy birthday
>check snapchat
>no messages wishing me a happy birthday
This happens every year and I don't think I can do it anymore. Could you guys try and cheer me up?
16 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36823483
why do you have all that normie shit?
>>
>using social media
Normie spotted get out faggot.
>>
Get the fuck off Snapchat, it's for idiots. Get the fuck off Instagram, its for Chads. And especially get the fuck off Facebook, its for elderly women.
File: IMG_7501.jpg (40KB, 424x283px) Image search:
[Google]
40KB, 424x283px
Anyone else here fucking hate cats? I sure as hell do and here's why.
>be me early 2000s
>only about six years old living in a crappy neighborhood
>parents are out of town so grandma is babysitting me and my siblings
>I was playing with legos in my room when she called me downstairs
>when I get down there she's looking through the window asking me if we own a cat or if any of our neighbors do
>I tell her no and realize she's looking at a cat on our porch
>no collar so it must be a stray
>decide to be nice and feed it some milk
>let's call this cat faggot you will see why later
>after faggots done he just walks away to wherever it came from
>as soon as he left I went outside to go feed my dog
>as he's eating I notice he has scratch marks on him he was an outdoor dog so I just assumed it happened while he was playing around or something
>the next day is when shit started to go down
>go outside to feed my dog breakfast and notice Faggot is in our backyard and he's attacking my dog
>start throwing rocks at it and that scared him off
>run over to comfort my dog the little fucker clawed him up bad now I realize were the scratch marks came from
>I begin to get furious and promising my dog that I'll kill that cat next time I see it
>tell my brother and sister what happened they get angry too
>the next day were playing in the yard grandma is on the phone so she's not really paying attention to us
>we were having a good time playing fetch with the dog until faggot came back
>he hopped over our fence scratched our dog and started knocked over his food bowl for no reason other to be a little bitch
>my dog is too scared to do anything so my little sister tried to scare it off by swinging a stick at him
>that's when faggot crossed the line
>he scratched my little sister and she started to bleed and cry
>then this mother fucker just stares at me as if I'm his bitch that's when I lost control
16 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
stop being a stupid little cowardly bitch.
>>
>>36823441
>hates every cat because of one faggot cat being a faggot
Don't be an idiot
>>
>>36823441
Wow your dog must have been one of those women's "dogs" if it couldn't handle a cat. My Huskie plays with my cat all the time because it is nice but it could tear him a new asshole if it wanted.
What breed of "dog" was this?
File: 1464398396888.jpg (137KB, 850x680px) Image search:
[Google]
137KB, 850x680px
How do I know if my dad would be mad at me or not if I told him I was taking girly hormones?
He's pretty socially conservative, the one time he ever talked directly to me about trans types was when we were driving soemwhere listening to NPR interview that one 7 year old tgirl.
and he said "isn't that crazy".
but he's always been really nice to me and he loves me. So I think he might be ok with it, although kinda confused.
I don't care what my mom thinks I don't respect women or their opinions
116 Posts / 16 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36823406
Don't tell him. Just hide and deny, the less he knows, the happier he'll be.
>>
File: trannies ree.png (286KB, 601x567px) Image search:
[Google]
286KB, 601x567px
Parents should have the right to abort their grown kids.
>>
File: helperalmondsactivated.png (27KB, 741x609px) Image search:
[Google]
27KB, 741x609px
>He's pretty socially conservative
>we were driving soemwhere listening to NPR
wew
File: IMG_20170401_121330.jpg (177KB, 1440x1118px) Image search:
[Google]
177KB, 1440x1118px
Girl just messaged me
>Are you singleeee
Wtf do i do?
If i say yes will i come off as a loser? I don't want to say no because I'm interested in her.
What's the most alpha reply in this situation?
80 Posts / 7 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36823374
How the fuck does saying yes make u come off as a loser, ur a fucking loser for thinking that
>>
>>36823374
>If i say yes will i come off as a loser?
of course not you fucking retard
>>
anon, "she" is obviously a bot
File: selfie.jpg (91KB, 1080x1080px) Image search:
[Google]
91KB, 1080x1080px
>be me
>just turned 18
>no friends
>dropped out in 9th grade
someone please be my friend. discord; ashley#1422
11 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36823335
Get a ged its the same thing
>>
File: thot task force.jpg (57KB, 960x554px) Image search:
[Google]
57KB, 960x554px
>>36823335
>dog filter
BEGONE, FOUL THOT
>>
>>36823382
not until i get a friend asshole
File: 2017050.jpg (256KB, 1394x2131px) Image search:
[Google]
256KB, 1394x2131px
How obvious my self scars are? Could they possibly pass for injury scars?
Please be honest, I have a military body inspection soon and I'm nervous about it
42 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36823294
Fairly obvious. But will they give a shit?
>>
>>36823294
Self harm scars*
Orig
>>
just say you fell off a bike or something
File: 1489311126956.png (413KB, 449x519px) Image search:
[Google]
413KB, 449x519px
>tfw hanging out with step dad
6 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36823208
what even LMAO
>>
>>36823208
Why do white people take pics like this?
What do they gain?
>>
>>36823208
OP, why did you save this picture to your hard drive?
Anonymous
You're given the Nuclear button 2017-05-06 09:09:59 Post No.36823111
[Report] Image search: [Google]
You're given the Nuclear button 2017-05-06 09:09:59 Post No.36823111
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: 9377741.jpg (40KB, 600x400px) Image search:
[Google]
40KB, 600x400px
You're given the Nuclear button
Anonymous
2017-05-06 09:09:59
Post No. 36823111
[Report]
[View this topic]
All you have to is press it, and you will completely wipe humanity off the face of the earth.
What would you do?
Why?
21 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36823111
>All you have to is press it, and you will completely wipe humanity off the face of the earth.
>What would you do?
>Why?
Can I save myself?
Can I save others if I wanted?
Does this destroy infrastructure and stuff as well
>>
Id probably flip a coin
>>
Nuclear bombs don't exist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sULjMjK5lCI
File: 1422151599582.jpg (34KB, 601x695px) Image search:
[Google]
34KB, 601x695px
I literally just want a cute girl to take on dates. I don't even want fucking sex. I want to talk. Talk about the future, about my family, about her family, her interests. I want someone to do things with, someone to walk around the park with, someone to hold hands with. Fuck, I'm so fucking lonely. Why did I have to be born so unattractive? My parents got married at 35 and I feel like they were just getting desperate to settle down so they settled for each other. I look in the mirror and I get sad. I see my reflection in glass and I get sad. I accidentally open up my front facing camera and I get sad.
Does anyone else know this feel? I just don't understand. What am I doing wrong? I talk to people, I talk to girls, but it ultimately boils down to how your face looks. I want to kill myself sometimes and I shouldn't. By many peoples standards, my life is great.
I turn 21 in 4 days and I'm so sad.
15 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36823085
why you thinking about all this shit instead of living in the moment in the fucking now and having fun do somethign you fucking like you fucking bitch piece of shit i hate mopey fuckers like you so fucking much holy shit you are alive right now isnt that crazy dude you have a conscience whoa man isnt that enough to blow your fucking mind apparently not since you want a fucking gf so bad you might aswell not even have a conscience because you can't even control your base human desires to want to fuck and procreate go fuck yourself asshole
>>
>>36823085
you tell yourself you dont want sex and that youre "different" from other guys but no matter how platnonic you keep it eventually youll make a move and itll allll go downhill. My advice? stay honest. Dont present yourself as someone who'll never ask for sex, tell people exactly what your long-term expectations are. Communication is by far the most important part of a relationship
>>
>>36823085
If it makes you feel any better I have a good face but no social skills so >tfw no gf
for my while life
I'm tired of being addicted to 4chan. Someone help.
7 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
destroy your phone and pc
>>
Volunteer for a job
>>
Eat some out of date coleslaw.
File: 1460536554129.png (90KB, 255x255px) Image search:
[Google]
90KB, 255x255px
The world would be a better place if boys just dated boys
42 Posts / 21 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36823061
Is that even possible, OP?
>>
>>36823969
>Is that even possible, OP?
I don't know if it's ever been tried before...
>>
>>36823061
No the world would be a better place if there were only men in the world and God didn't create women.