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what is that under the glans?
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>>37818386
pearly penile pauples.
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What am I looking at?

>origimi
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>>37818417
ye i know i have them but the light parts deeper are new

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Hey r9k,
What are you supposed to do when youre obsessed with someone who isnt obsessed with you?
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>>37818378
Bust a move
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>>37818406
What does this entail
originalluuuruu
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>>37818425
I've time-traveled from 1989 to deliver this message:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy4FXhkm6Nw

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Did any robots here have siblings that are very successful?

By "successful" I don't mean they were able to move out, graduate from college, get a job and get married. I'm talking about people who excelled at everything they did, whether it was in academics or athletics or social life. People who their friends would never believe they were genetically related to their loser sibling.

I'm a KHV NEET and my big sister is a Cambridge-educated doctor.
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Who cares what your idiot sister is doing
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>>37818370
Just shows that women have life on easy mode desu
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>>37818388
No, she's an very smart girl. She did the equivalent of taking AP classes early.

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My dad wants me to decide on career path but I dont really care what I do. What would you suggest? All Ive done is finish high school
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try electricity/power

its not going away any time soon
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get yourself a trade job like the other anon suggests. people will always need power, food and to take shits. plumber or electricians are paid well, low debt and you can get an apprenticeship where you get paid to learn.
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>>37818393

isnt that shit dangerous?

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Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it. Initials required.
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>>37818318
To: all Normies
>Get out of my board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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To all the online people I met during high school,
I regret my decision to befriend all of you since every one of you ended up not being there for me when I needed it the most. Not even the person I talked to daily.
I've found better people to hang with now. If only I knew how good I could have had it when I was younger.
In retrospect, I should have known none of you wete good role models, but you could have at least pretended to care about my problems like you did in the forums. I should have realized all of you were too busy virtue-signalling to each other to actually do something about my situation.
|_|_|_|
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>>37818649
>wete
were***
damn it

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>be world's richest man
>baldness incurable by money
>forced to eat bugs for energy

He's just like you and me.
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>>37818298
The nose knows. Oy Vey look at that lizards snoz
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>will also likely be one of the first people to achieve immortality

Forgot that one, anon.
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Now that you mention his baldness, I never noticed how much he reminds me of Lex Luthor.

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Multiple years ago I had an r9k gf. We were about the same age. We skyped every night. She was a legit hot. I never saw her post any photos of herself here, but if she did everyone would have fell in love with her. She always wanted to cam, and we'd chat for hours. She was pretty funny. She thought I was hot and liked me.

We bought each other gifts and planned a flight to meetup after several years of talkinh. She ended up meeting Chad in RL right as I was seriously thinking of buying tickets (think I waited too long to meet ).

IF YOU ARE HERE READING THIS CONTACT ME.

Anyways, what about you r9k?
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>>37818225
>wanting her to contact you after she left you for Chad

Just move on senpai.
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>>37818225
What did she look like? Because I've done this with lots of guys.
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>>37818225
I knew an Indian girl when I was younger that I met on a MMO called RuneScape. We became very good friends at one point. We would talk a lot and play those multiplayer games on MSN instant messenger together. She ended up eventually getting friends and was too busy to talk to me anymore but I'm glad I was there when she was all alone and needed someone to talk to. She's a constant reminder to myself that this world isn't full of bad people. I don't know what kind of person she is now but I fell in love with the person she was back then. I often wonder if she ever thinks about me or even remembers me.

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>decide to go /out/side for the first time in a while
>get bitten by a mosquito twice in the first 5 minutes
>in broad daylight
why do people go outside?
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>>37818200
I also went outside today anon. I got pooed on my shoulder by a bird and a Stacy caught me looking at her cleavage.
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>>37818200
were you by any pools of water that had remaind undisturbed for some time? mosquitos breed in pools of water. that could have something to do with it.

some parts of outside are better than others.

i like going out to the river near my house and putting messages into glass bottles and throwing them in the river, they all read "YOU ARE A FUCK HEAD" though
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because going for walks is literally the only thing that makes me feel good

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Any robots been to foreign countries? I did it a few times and I felt very happy. I was my usual awkward self but when you're a stranger people tolerate your mistakes and they're generally more lenient and welcoming than your own kind.
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>>37818081
>comparing a massive pit in the middle of a multi-lane city road to a bit of missing pavement on a minor road
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>>37818394
I'm surprisied that pothole didn't get bigger after all these years
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>>37818394
Exactly. People do the same bullshit with pictures of Detroit with the premise of

>look what niggers have done to this amazing city

Dipshits, all of them

>decide to finally download that meme face app
>fall in love with genderbent version of myself

hurts to live
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>>37817993
that looks like a 9 year old

also
>falling in love based on looks alone
that's why you're still here.
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>>37818016
>falling for the girls have anything other then their looks meme
summer please go
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what+'s the app's name?

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Have you ever offered money in exchange for sex to a female acquaintance?
How did it go, how much did you offer, and was this person a total roastie slut?
I always thought most whores I see online weren't as hot as someone I know personally.
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I've taken sex for petrol money but only in combination with actual money. One girl paid using her father's bank details.
Sex itself is worthless. It's not a hassle to ask for.
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>>37818213
>petrol money

Where in Aus cunt?
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>>37817989
If you generally know someone, you usually don't even need to pay them for sex. You just be sly about it and try and become fuck buddies.

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>ywn find a classmate that you share a lot of interests with in your teens
>ywn be his best friend
>ywn see him act more and more like a girl
>ywn see him crossdress, grow long hair, and shave his body
>ywn protect him from bullies that want to kill him for acting like a girl
>ywn watch him fall in love with you for protecting him
>ywn watch anime, play vidya and stay indoors together through highschool
>ywn spoon him in bed and stroke his hair
>ywn cuddle and fall in love with him because girls reject you but he loves you
>ywn see him transition into female and go on HRT
>ywn marry her and have your first kiss with her
>ywn never lose your virginities to each other
>ywn lick and fondle every inch of her delicious delicate body
>ywn cum hard while you cock is buried balls deep inside her
>ywn adopt a couple of kids
>ywn have a happy family with your best friend
>ywn protect her from the statistics and hate of the future society
>ywn grow old together
>ywn love her even after her looks fade
>ywn feel bad about it after death because traps and trannies aren't gay so God says it's okay
Why even live?
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geey
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>>37817976
No.
I have proof.
This study proves it's not gay
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>>37817976
here's a scale that you can use to measure gayness

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please leave a unique response in my thread
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>>37817943
I want to sleep with your mom thier and your sister at the same time, because you are such a pretty cool guy, and any women that gets a piece of me is lucky. Over time my infulince over your mom and sister would increase, till I could convince them to do stuff to each other. They would become such slutty sow cows I could get them to drop thier panties in the kitchen, blow me in the car, whatever, they would need it so bad.
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origigigolo
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>>37817943
I want to sleep with your mom thier and your sister at the same time, because you are such a pretty cool guy, and any women that gets a piece of me is lucky. Over time my infulince over your mom and sister would increase, till I could convince them to do stuff to each other. They would become such slutty sow cows I could get them to drop there panties in the kitchen, blow me in the car, whatever, they would need it so bad.

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>oats and water
>chicken breasts
>tfw didn't eat burgers mom bought again
>tfw no bread
>lost 50lbs and still no gf
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face it... you lack the social skills to receive any of the benefits of skinnylife. There is literally no reason for you NOT to be fat at this point.
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>>37818114
>There is literally no reason for you NOT to be fat at this point
I just want to see my slim self. Some girl at the gym said "looking good aonon" and people are completing me because I'm gymcel. It's one of my goals to be fit. I'm going to do it, I never been this far in a diet in my life and seeing sixpack indentions through my shirt. It's happening. But i have to work on my social skill gainz.
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>>37817926
>>lost 50lbs and still no gf
if you're masculine and dominant enough then being fat isnt the problem.

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I've just realized I am basically a fucking cuck for society

I am 24 years old, have been working full time since I finished college yet a virgin and I have no social network

I'm giving society my labour and taxes and in return I get isolation and contempt.

How the fuck do I get neetbux?
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>>37817897
Ayy. Good on you for realizing that you are literally trading your lifetime for money and not really your skills or talent. I don't suggest neetbucks, I suggest affordable self-sustainable housing and farms/renewable energy. There are plenty of resources online, just google that shit.
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>>37817897
You can have no social circle as a neet too. What's your job? Find a hobby and start making friends,
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>>37817954
That seems very complex for an unskilled idiot like me but I'll read up on it.

>>37818070
Software engineer, but underemployed as a code monkey because my country sucks dick. I was considering emigrating to a better country like the US where I'll be hated because people will think I'm mexican.

Yes I realize neets do not have social circles, but they live on the outskirts of society. I am told by society how I'm such a nice young educated man but as soon as the daily 8 hours are up I can go fucking get bent.


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