what is that under the glans?
What are you supposed to do when youre obsessed with someone who isnt obsessed with you?
Did any robots here have siblings that are very successful?
By "successful" I don't mean they were able to move out, graduate from college, get a job and get married. I'm talking about people who excelled at everything they did, whether it was in academics or athletics or social life. People who their friends would never believe they were genetically related to their loser sibling.
I'm a KHV NEET and my big sister is a Cambridge-educated doctor.
My dad wants me to decide on career path but I dont really care what I do. What would you suggest? All Ive done is finish high school
get yourself a trade job like the other anon suggests. people will always need power, food and to take shits. plumber or electricians are paid well, low debt and you can get an apprenticeship where you get paid to learn.
Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it. Initials required.
To all the online people I met during high school,
I regret my decision to befriend all of you since every one of you ended up not being there for me when I needed it the most. Not even the person I talked to daily.
I've found better people to hang with now. If only I knew how good I could have had it when I was younger.
In retrospect, I should have known none of you wete good role models, but you could have at least pretended to care about my problems like you did in the forums. I should have realized all of you were too busy virtue-signalling to each other to actually do something about my situation.
>be world's richest man
>baldness incurable by money
>forced to eat bugs for energy
He's just like you and me.
Multiple years ago I had an r9k gf. We were about the same age. We skyped every night. She was a legit hot. I never saw her post any photos of herself here, but if she did everyone would have fell in love with her. She always wanted to cam, and we'd chat for hours. She was pretty funny. She thought I was hot and liked me.
We bought each other gifts and planned a flight to meetup after several years of talkinh. She ended up meeting Chad in RL right as I was seriously thinking of buying tickets (think I waited too long to meet ).
IF YOU ARE HERE READING THIS CONTACT ME.
Anyways, what about you r9k?
I knew an Indian girl when I was younger that I met on a MMO called RuneScape. We became very good friends at one point. We would talk a lot and play those multiplayer games on MSN instant messenger together. She ended up eventually getting friends and was too busy to talk to me anymore but I'm glad I was there when she was all alone and needed someone to talk to. She's a constant reminder to myself that this world isn't full of bad people. I don't know what kind of person she is now but I fell in love with the person she was back then. I often wonder if she ever thinks about me or even remembers me.
>decide to go /out/side for the first time in a while
>get bitten by a mosquito twice in the first 5 minutes
>in broad daylight
why do people go outside?
were you by any pools of water that had remaind undisturbed for some time? mosquitos breed in pools of water. that could have something to do with it.
some parts of outside are better than others.
i like going out to the river near my house and putting messages into glass bottles and throwing them in the river, they all read "YOU ARE A FUCK HEAD" though
Any robots been to foreign countries? I did it a few times and I felt very happy. I was my usual awkward self but when you're a stranger people tolerate your mistakes and they're generally more lenient and welcoming than your own kind.
>decide to finally download that meme face app
>fall in love with genderbent version of myself
hurts to live
Have you ever offered money in exchange for sex to a female acquaintance?
How did it go, how much did you offer, and was this person a total roastie slut?
I always thought most whores I see online weren't as hot as someone I know personally.
>ywn find a classmate that you share a lot of interests with in your teens
>ywn be his best friend
>ywn see him act more and more like a girl
>ywn see him crossdress, grow long hair, and shave his body
>ywn protect him from bullies that want to kill him for acting like a girl
>ywn watch him fall in love with you for protecting him
>ywn watch anime, play vidya and stay indoors together through highschool
>ywn spoon him in bed and stroke his hair
>ywn cuddle and fall in love with him because girls reject you but he loves you
>ywn see him transition into female and go on HRT
>ywn marry her and have your first kiss with her
>ywn never lose your virginities to each other
>ywn lick and fondle every inch of her delicious delicate body
>ywn cum hard while you cock is buried balls deep inside her
>ywn adopt a couple of kids
>ywn have a happy family with your best friend
>ywn protect her from the statistics and hate of the future society
>ywn grow old together
>ywn love her even after her looks fade
>ywn feel bad about it after death because traps and trannies aren't gay so God says it's okay
Why even live?
I have proof.
This study proves it's not gay
here's a scale that you can use to measure gayness
please leave a unique response in my thread
I want to sleep with your mom thier and your sister at the same time, because you are such a pretty cool guy, and any women that gets a piece of me is lucky. Over time my infulince over your mom and sister would increase, till I could convince them to do stuff to each other. They would become such slutty sow cows I could get them to drop thier panties in the kitchen, blow me in the car, whatever, they would need it so bad.
I want to sleep with your mom thier and your sister at the same time, because you are such a pretty cool guy, and any women that gets a piece of me is lucky. Over time my infulince over your mom and sister would increase, till I could convince them to do stuff to each other. They would become such slutty sow cows I could get them to drop there panties in the kitchen, blow me in the car, whatever, they would need it so bad.
>oats and water
>tfw didn't eat burgers mom bought again
>tfw no bread
>lost 50lbs and still no gf
>There is literally no reason for you NOT to be fat at this point
I just want to see my slim self. Some girl at the gym said "looking good aonon" and people are completing me because I'm gymcel. It's one of my goals to be fit. I'm going to do it, I never been this far in a diet in my life and seeing sixpack indentions through my shirt. It's happening. But i have to work on my social skill gainz.
I've just realized I am basically a fucking cuck for society
I am 24 years old, have been working full time since I finished college yet a virgin and I have no social network
I'm giving society my labour and taxes and in return I get isolation and contempt.
How the fuck do I get neetbux?
Ayy. Good on you for realizing that you are literally trading your lifetime for money and not really your skills or talent. I don't suggest neetbucks, I suggest affordable self-sustainable housing and farms/renewable energy. There are plenty of resources online, just google that shit.
That seems very complex for an unskilled idiot like me but I'll read up on it.
Software engineer, but underemployed as a code monkey because my country sucks dick. I was considering emigrating to a better country like the US where I'll be hated because people will think I'm mexican.
Yes I realize neets do not have social circles, but they live on the outskirts of society. I am told by society how I'm such a nice young educated man but as soon as the daily 8 hours are up I can go fucking get bent.