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And thus, autism realized.

>>36751405
>fake red hair
>doesn't look scottish
>to cute to be domineering

>nay

Do you think scottish people talk like this? Holy shit, anon

>>36751361
>such a brave kid
this

>>36751361
post more riginato

I am a 18 years old guy i fell for this meme
i tried and didn't liked the feeling, but i suggest you stop, because can make boys have disphoria.

>>36751339
you probably need to just relax more, start smaller and slower. I advise just fingers to start.

>>36751339

>tfw your penis is bigger than the highest average

>>36751339
Holy shit 3.8 cant be right

>>36751304
I wouldn't stop masturbating.

>>36751325
So nothing would change at all?

>>36751304
Masturbate and then fuck lots of guys and girls.

Would you....suck my dickhead?

Post pictures pls. No bullying, only want to imagine you getting fucked by a black man with a large cock.

inb4 300+ replies cuz blacked and fembot

>>36751289
There are better islands on the world that they could use

>>36751289
An eccentric billionare

>>36751289
I will kick in $45,000 if you let me grow opium there.
We can fuck haiti even harder if we export there, and I already have security.

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>>36751279
my grandma had schizo and had ideas of stuff like little green men were following her

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Phones keyboard was broken and would make random strings, I normally ignored them but when I went nuts I was convinced Anonymous had hacked my phone and was sending me secret messages/ commands ie: I would see mannnggo as a command "man go" to go to walmart and buy a mango.

Also got really interested in Scientology and Jesus.

Also hallucinated some black helicopters since I was a secret military psyops prophet starting a new religion.

>>36752198
also installed everything that had a popup on my computer since different factions of Anonymous and Taoist hackers were competing for my attention, since I was the chosen one, and thats how theyd send secret messages.

>>36751229
liberal agenda filled with cultural marxism has hijacked the once great institution of marriage, so sad about this.

Yet I've got something to say, the elder values that we have always had must never perish, do not let the cultural marxism and it's wicked and devilish degeneracy fool you, do not let them win.

>>36751290
you sound like such a raging faggot, no offense

after seeing the 50% divorce rate statistic when I was like 11 or 12 or something

Yeah let's build something that will invalidate women for half the population, do you have any idea how hard women would fight against this? You are taking away most of their worth, it won't happen.

>>36751191
>you can be happy with much less because you dont have to impress a woman

This would be a big problem for (((them))). All the cucked first world western economies would slow down or collapse. Already in places where most men are turbonormie chads (like, for example, most of Latin America and Africa) and getting laid is easy there is no incentive to work hard.

>>36751191
Overpopulation is a hoax you silly

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>7th grade
>kid in front of me farts
>blames it on me because I'm already not liked
>everyone makes fun of me for it for the rest of the year

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>>36751179

>in school
>mexican kid in mexican class
>new kid enters school
>it's a bloody nigger
>rest of the year ruined

>>36751179
>nigger

my sides

good for you anon, you dodged a bullet

have you tried turning it off and on


pragmatism of the origami shall allow the post

>>36751177
how did you get a gf in the first place anon
please tell me

Yeah happens to me when I'm losing a lot of sleep or after I take a psychedelic.

Do wake up often when sleeping?

>>36752052
It seems to be the opposite in my case, it seems to happen more if I'm very well rested and get to sleep to my full. Most of the time the "cut-off" happens on a weekend or otherwise early in the following week.

I don't really wake up while sleeping or take any drugs.

>>36752484

Anything turamatic happen lately? Any anxiety? could be Tachypsychia.... you do sports or have issues with blood pressure?

Ill got out with you. But I am also overweight and have a small dick

>>36751175
>au naturel
that's me

>>36751193
he's just in this for the (((you)))s
he doesn't actually want to find a bf since he has been doing this for a long time

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>>36751133
I had pretty bad morning anxiety too today, probably not as bad as yours though.

>>36751133
It's time to kill yourself weenie

>>36751251
What happened anon?

i cried all morning again

Because they only have sex with chad.

something about 80% only (((((dates))))) the 20%

>>36751125
that koala is cute as shit