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Robot music thread?
Robot music thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WiCDqkuL-0
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>>35103316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qSGvyWGa_k

I love robot music threads
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8Ns-iuPWgI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daB9QRwVQH4

I'm just a creep in a t-shirt, jeans, i don't fucking care.

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Acne scars thread, people without them need not apply
Pic related is my face
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>>35103189

try 4 sessions of microneedling
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>>35103189
I like acne scars on some people
it adds something striking/unique to a face
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>>35103234
It makes people look ugly though, it's even worse when the face is ugly already. I wish I could go outside with a mask on my face, but that would be too unconventional.

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If a man's girl cheats on him, is it because the man is a shitty man, or because the woman is a shitty woman?
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then you don't fuck her good enough
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>>35103183
Why does it need to absolutely be either or?
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>>35103185

Because OP is a Sith

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>this is the absolute BEST a man can get these days

Just fucking give up right now

https://youtu.be/QBn_nOo2Cd4
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>>35103020
She's stuck with HIM? What the fuck?
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>>35103020
what an absolute beta faggot

also imagine if this was reversed - some fat fucking neckbeard with a stacy, wouldnt happen
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>>35103020
look how narrow his shoulders are

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Do you miss WT Snacks?
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thought he was asian
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no he banned me and then when i appealed he sent me an email stating that he would unban me if i sent him terrible things. i sent a screenshot to the FBI but obviously they aren't interested.
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not even remotely dsaas

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I cant even tell what posts are truthful and what posts are just made up these days. I cant tell if I should take ppl seriously or just laugh.
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>>35102870
Never ever get caught up in the robot mindset. It is one of the most defeatist and unrealistic mindsets there is, and is an easy way out of any personal failures. It's the same thing as tumblr girls hating dudebros because they have personal failures.
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>>35102870
hint: almost everything is a false flag
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>>35102870
Just laugh at everything, it's alright

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How much would you pay for an hour with her, robots?

She's coming to my town next month, and I was wondering if I should take the chance.
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>>35102734
$5 to $10 would be a fair price.
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>>35102734
depends on whether she can feel down there

maybe $100 at the most?
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>>35102734
Wait you'd be paying her?

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I don't really have anybody but my parents
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>>35102732
At least you have them.
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I'm waiting until my mother passes away so that I can finally kill myself. I can't hurt her.

Who else is in the same boat?
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>>35102732
That's more than I have currently anon.

Everyone else that supposedly has my back are all completely invisible.

Did you have someone before? What happened to them?

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Why doesn't anyone sage threads anymore?
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>>35102656
i just saged yours
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>>35102671
Nice try, if I hovered over your name it would say 'sage'

you're welcome to try again tho
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>>35102671
that's pretty savage

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Maybe I'm asking the wrong group of people but I need advice.

>womeme flirts aggressively on Monday
>friend tells me ask her out
>see her on Wednesday in class, joke with her but she's not nearly as active in flirting
>try to start smalltalk with facebook message on Thursday; sees message on 4pm and gives a curt response at 11pm.
>assume she's not interested
>she's flirts just a little during class today (MWF class) but still not nearly as much as Monday

Should I cut my losses and continue to fap alone? Or is it possible she's actually still interested
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That's it!

I didn't read your post but I believe in you.
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>>35102625
well you should've believed in me yesterday then lmao
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Talk to her like she's a man and you have no interest. If she reacts curtly online, then maybe she's busy or she's doing normie stuff or fapping.
Focus on your studies. If she flirts with you and actively pursues you, then w/e go for it.

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What's the most evil thing you've done?
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Raped a fish
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I reported my old employer to the IRS and caused 22 people to lose their job
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I tried to kill myself and my ex-boyfriend with a car crash. It didn't work but he lost a leg so that is something.

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>Be a normie
>Lead a happy life
>Get to fulfill basic human needs
>Still go on a board populated entirely by virgins who can only dream about getting laid
>Still feel the need to brag about it and rub it in Robots faces
>Still feel the need to shit on robots

Why do normies do this?
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>>35102446
The punchline is that the "normies" here are all lying neckbeards who are typing up fictional stories of sexual conquest through cheeto dust and tears.
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>>35102476

I highly doubt that. /b/ is entirely populated by normies. There's bound to be a lot of normies on /r9k/
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>be depressed faggot
>failing uni
>go to dad
>ask for help on how to improve
>"just join a gym"
>"sign up for the navy"
Fucking normies man. That might work for him, but how the hell would that help me when I can't even leave my room without feeling a crazy amount of anxiety.

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>Tfw you're a white person in Trump's america

I don't know i should feel safe or even more in danger
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>>35102366
>should i feel safe or even more in danger
Danger

your time is up white boi
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>>35102366
Depends on where you live, I suppose.
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>American born brown skinned faggot loser
>check news today
>two indian engineers shot by some deranged white guy telling them to go back to their country
>he thought they were arabs
>I guess Im a terrorist and I poo in the streets

This is just more evidence as to why whites cant be robots

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Are you ready to free yourself from your chains, robots? Do you wish to liberate yourself from your ego, liberate yourself from everything?

The psychedelic experience is what you are looking for. You will come face to face with God, die and be reborn.

Pick up a copy of The Psychedelic Experience either online, or at a book store. Read it a couple of times.

Listen to this recording a couple of times sober, and then again after dosing as you are coming up.
https://youtu.be/JhgJsg2mMeQ

If you practice mediation liberation will be easier to attain. If you cannot motivate yourself to take up the practice, look up microdosing for depression. I take an 8th of a tab every four days and its nearly eradicated my obsessive negative thoughts. My psychedelic experience last night even furthers that inner solace I have found.

Good luck, robots.
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>>35102288
Robobump to salvation
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Psychedelics can ruin your life, it's not worth the risk. I almost was a gonner just from one experience of smoking (strong kush) weed. Completely lost my mind and am still affected by it over a year later.

As for careful microdosing, that I can probably agree with.
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>>35102509

Weed had a completely different effect on me, it "opened" my mind up and made me reconsider everything. It completely changed me as a person, and for the better.

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I fucking hate them. They're nothing but SJW tier plebbit sites especially with their shit tier vbulletin reputation system. Freedom of speech doesn't exist on those forum sites because if you say anything against their agenda, the gay ass mods always ban you or edit your posts. The users there worship the faggot mods. Its a good thing Forum culture is dead and should be fucking dead. They were the original plebbit of the 2000s. Fuck those sites.
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HURR SO HILARIOUS AMRITE DURRR EDITED POSTS MAN
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>>35102265
>Its a good thing Forum culture is dead and should be fucking dead.
completely agreed. using these sites in the early 2000's fucking blew for the reasons you already covered. anonymity has its pitfalls but I'll take it any day over obnoxious users cultivating internet personas and cults of personality.
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