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>>36123107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS-af9Q-zvQ

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https://youtu.be/Pz2nyOLVwg8

>>36123107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhCLalLXHP4

>>36123240
great choice too

>tfw saggy balls

Feels good man

In the dark of night, under the covers, it doesn't matter. Your hole is the only important thing, and all girls have the same hole, so you're good. Still life on easy mode

>>36123141

But they aren't aesthetic. Everytime I look at myself naked in the mirror I cry and it's too late to do anything about it.

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>>36123080
Nneeeeoooaawwww :333 !!!!

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i'm a cute boy who uses sage to scent his house : ^ )

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>>36123111
>Nneeeeoooaawwww :333 !!!!
cute boy~

Hip-hop in general is utter garbage tho so this does not matter
>He listens to genres of music that Normans have actually heard of

>>36123004
Danny Brown's new album is really good tbqh

>>36123004
But black people also rap about them hoes and bitches and guns and drugs

>>36122972
Last time a "friend" did that to me I got together with his crush

>>36123071
The guy in question in my post would do it whenever the girl he had a crush on would show up and he would just start tearing into me.

We would be shooting the breeze one minute, and the next as soon as this roastie shows up around our group he would suddenly just start cracking jokes about me to make himself look cool.

Got really bored with this routine and would bring up some really embarrassing shit that I knew about him whenever he did it. Eventually he stopped, but he quit hanging around me after wards.

I guess that was the end our friendship(he never got with that girl btw lol so he lost a friend and didn't get laid)

>>36123146
Man that's pathetic

>>36122943
Get a manual labor job. Not much talking or socializing. Plus:

>Start manual labor job
>Start lifting
>Become fucking shredded in 3 months.

Only problem is that your knees will get fucked up. Basically all manual labor will fuck your knees.

>>36122943
That's why I want my first job to be manual labor, if I don't make it through college. No mandatory long periods of talking, and you get stronger the more you work. I'm a beanpole and I look really disproportionate, especially since my elbows are almost an inch wider than my upper arm

I got a job with my dad working in a warehouse and it's cool. 16$ an hour, hard labor, but i get to be by myself basically for 7 hours a day. Have 10 Gs saved up, not bad for a highschool drop out :)

Still have crippling anxiety and can't even make eye contact with a girl and will die alone, cold and scared without ever experiencing love but whatev

>>36122896
I would fix my misaligned jaw so I could eat and speak normally.

>>36122896
>Hard mode: not height
Fuck, I would love to lose 2 inches of my height.

Your webm is what's up though.

>>36122896
my nose, it makes me look like a subhuman and fucks up my aesthetics

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>>36122867
I am a world-class speedreader and I attribute it all to only being able to get text porn when I was a teenager. This shit will literally train you to be superhuman.

>>36123823
> train you to be superhuman

go on..

>>36123863
well, it obviously helps you learn to read faster (and all the benefits of that), put it also helps out a lot with imagination. The ability to generate an image and hold it in your head, to visualize scenes without other thoughts interrupting and so on. It kind of changes your brain. It makes lucid dreaming really easy.

Let him pick me up and take me to his cave to do whatever he wanted. I'm a guy so I can take it and I I'm up to doing more, better things than a girl.

And I can do it better.

>>36122828
what is bro love? I may accept hj or bj but not sure about anything elsw

>>36122828

accept, but only if I get to be the top and put my dick in his ass.

I'd be happy because im also a nazi

I would have found out she was an ignoramus early on.

>>36122782
I would marry and impregnate her.

/r9k/ here I have a job and there's nothing wrong with me

>>36122753
I have two jobs and I think you're a massive faggot who will get purged

>>36122825
>>36122780
What jobs do you guys have? Just wondering since I never worked a day in my life.

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my gay furry shit

>>36122728
my loli collection, all the lolicore I've downloaded and the edgecore music like Whitehouse

I don't want to go to therapy

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>tfw this is legit the most offensive folder I have on my PC

feels good not being a complete degen

ill bite, how did you reach snab ciddy?

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>do bent over barbell rows because they work dat back so fucking good
>herniated disc

Some of us just weren't meant to succeed.

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>>36122962
Have you tried NOT ROUNDING YOUR FUCKING BACK LIKE EVERYONE TELLS YOU YOU DOUBLE NIGGER

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>>36122656
>You thought of her everyday
>look up her Facebook at least twice a week
>bought a yearbook just to look at her photo
>she doesn't even know you exist

>how long have you been working this minimum wage job?

people from my school are now getting married and having kids

i'm not actually jealous of that, as both those things don't appeal to me in the slightest. but it is weird seeing those people again as 'grown ups'

>>36122604
I feel exactly the same way, anon. Sex has never really interested me, and I too have some sexual experience, which turned out to be meh. All I require in a relationship is that both of us care about the other, like cheering them up, if they had a bad day or knowing exactly what they want.

However, I'll never have that because it's so hard to find someone in the gay scene who doesn't think sex is super important. Maybe, one day...

me, OP

made me feel like the world was orchestrating another sitcom-esque joke on me when I had sex first few times (guys, then a year later with my now ex-gf).

It feels worse to me than jerking off. In fact, the few times it has been better than jerking off have been when I've done minimal foreplay for her highness, closed my eyes and imagined porn in my head while thrusting.

I like concepts. I get off on messed up porn, but I can legitimately masturbate to imagined lingerie-wearing women in my head. It's not a desensitised thing, I just find the whole act of sex anxiety-inducing. It terrifies me to be that close to another person, and it gives me little pleasure beyond what I'd get whilst masturbating without any fantasy.

BDSM-style stuff somewhat helps, but not enough. The person is still there, meaning anxiety to fulfill their expectations, and boredom at seeing my own fat flesh bump for half an hour over and over.

I don't even think I'm asexual. I just think I'm fucked up. Could be something to do with being on antidepressants since 17 though, I dunno.

It's nice, but really not worth all the effort that's needed to get it.