>tfw no qt autistic furry weeb artist gf
i just want to have a gf who is popular so maybe i can have more friends.
>tfw gays keep hitting on me
Should I bring jumper cables with me at all times from now on?
Music for lonely people thread. Post songs that makes you feel less alone.
These guys get it.
>tfw saggy tits
REEEEEEEEE I WANT TO FUCKING DIE
Trap / Architecture Thread 
talk about cool buildings and cute boys
let's see if just that one phrase in that order causes autosage
i'm a cute boy who uses sage to scent his house : ^ )
White people make better hip-hop. Prove me wrong.
Protip: You can't
>that friend that would start talking shit about you because a girl he likes shows up
The guy in question in my post would do it whenever the girl he had a crush on would show up and he would just start tearing into me.
We would be shooting the breeze one minute, and the next as soon as this roastie shows up around our group he would suddenly just start cracking jokes about me to make himself look cool.
Got really bored with this routine and would bring up some really embarrassing shit that I knew about him whenever he did it. Eventually he stopped, but he quit hanging around me after wards.
I guess that was the end our friendship(he never got with that girl btw lol so he lost a friend and didn't get laid)
>help out father with heavy yardwork because it's the least i can do as a pathetic neet
>body is pretty sore afterwards but feel generally a lot more well then i usually do, a slight sense of euphoria
maybe a job would do me some good. it's the human interaction im really hesitant about. if i could just do heavy lifting all day and get paid, id love to do it. if even just for my psyche and not money at all
Get a manual labor job. Not much talking or socializing. Plus:
>Start manual labor job
>Become fucking shredded in 3 months.
Only problem is that your knees will get fucked up. Basically all manual labor will fuck your knees.
That's why I want my first job to be manual labor, if I don't make it through college. No mandatory long periods of talking, and you get stronger the more you work. I'm a beanpole and I look really disproportionate, especially since my elbows are almost an inch wider than my upper arm
I got a job with my dad working in a warehouse and it's cool. 16$ an hour, hard labor, but i get to be by myself basically for 7 hours a day. Have 10 Gs saved up, not bad for a highschool drop out :)
Still have crippling anxiety and can't even make eye contact with a girl and will die alone, cold and scared without ever experiencing love but whatev
If you could change one of your physical features to anything you like, but only one, what would it be?
Hard mode: not height
>jerk off to porn
>cum after 10 minutes
>doesn't even feel that good, just did it to get off
>jerk off while reading erotic literature
>cum after at least 40 minutes if I'm fast
>god-tier orgasm, feel good and satisfied for hours
I sure love some good ol' kinky stories but damn, you gotta strangle the snake forever to finish.
I am a world-class speedreader and I attribute it all to only being able to get text porn when I was a teenager. This shit will literally train you to be superhuman.
well, it obviously helps you learn to read faster (and all the benefits of that), put it also helps out a lot with imagination. The ability to generate an image and hold it in your head, to visualize scenes without other thoughts interrupting and so on. It kind of changes your brain. It makes lucid dreaming really easy.
Chad walks up to you and wants to make some bro love to you.
What would you do if you found out that the girl you were dating was secretly a Neo Nazi?
/pol/ here just want to say if you losers got a job and took the steps to improve your life you could be successful
What's the last thing you'd want your mother to find on your harddrive?
>tfw this is legit the most offensive folder I have on my PC
feels good not being a complete degen
>tfw fell into the "just lift bruh" trap
>prepared for like a week
>instantly fucked up my back
>YOU JUST DIDN'T DO IT RIGHT BRUH
>like playing fucking dark souls without a guide and one try
>back fucking hurts and can't bend over
>faggot aunt wants me to visit a fucking chiropractor
WHY DID I EVEN TRY
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU DO
YOU'LL JUST GET BEATEN DOWN
>do bent over barbell rows because they work dat back so fucking good
Some of us just weren't meant to succeed.
Have you tried NOT ROUNDING YOUR FUCKING BACK LIKE EVERYONE TELLS YOU YOU DOUBLE NIGGER