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I have the chance to date pic related as a white men. Would you go for it? I'm pretty racist btw.
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>>35476087
Who gives a shit
I presume you are not going to have children anyway
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>>35476087
would not date just fuck
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Say to her she's getti'n a nugget if she's suck'in you're cuck this works with every women believe me
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left or right and why?
answer truthfully and originally
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>>35476081
This oneunoriginal loli
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>>35476081
>left or right and why?
right
I am barely confident enough to even speak in front of women, if they aren't dominant no sex is gonna happen
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Left for a longterm gf
Right for when I'm really horny
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Do you eat the pussy the 1st night?
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>>35475938
>Do you eat the pussy the 1st night?
Generally, no unless you have a thirst for it.
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>>35475938
I really like eating pussy
>once had a fishy smelling
>put a second condom on
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>>35475938
No, not for the first 3 or 5
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Where do I meet girls like her?
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>>35475937
>Where do I meet girls like her?
/r9k/
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FUCKING TRAP POSTER THAT'S NOT A GIRL YOU ARE RUINING THIS BOARD
Also
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>tfw you will never have a gf (male) with a bigger dick than you tosucc
Chapter 1 of Anons middle school relationships
>Be me
>nerdy 6th grader
>likes minecraft and portal
>sitting in history
>overhears a girl talking about portal
>HOLYSHITGRILSPLAYVIDEOGAMES??.mp4
>Two of us start talking and become really good friends
>decide to ask her out
>lets just be friends
>fuk
>still friends with her and i meet her friend
>shes really into fnaf cause that was the fad back then
>we start dating for a while
>text all the time, really starting to get attached to her
>get broken up with in a group chat with girl #1
>guess that torment wasnt enough
>they pranked me for a whole month to make me belive that girl #2 dumped me for girl #1
>actually crying when they tell me
>they continue laughing
>mfw
All true events
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>Reddit spacing
>Minecraft and Portal in sixth grade
>"Be me"
Get the fuck off my board
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Hey man im new to this shit. At least im trying not to be a total fucking faggot. How would you do it then?
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>>35476062
don't use space between the green text at least and you have to be above 18 to hang around here
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>Mommy calls me a "manchild" again
>I call her a drunkard wageslave single mother
>She gets really upset
you said mean things to me first
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>mommy gives me a talk
>don't reply,only nod
>she's still concerned
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>>35475845
>"I wonder who raised me"
guaranteed to hit mommy right in the feely feels
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>>35475845
Go hug your mom and post results. NOW!
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>this 5'6 ugly manlet has a qt gf
wtf
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>>35475777
He's a qt. I'd fuck him.
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I can see his big dick through his shorts
> yes homo
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how the fuck is he ugly. he is pretty cute, no homo.
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Hey guys. Post the worst thing that has happened to you. Honestly curious what the worst thing that could happen to white suburban roboys.
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>>35475564
this made me cringe so hard , i dont even think robots are this ugly
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>>35475733
Just typical Drumpfkins. Be glad you don't live near these idiots.
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>>35475564
Damn, /pol/ looks like THAT?
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any porn where the girl has small breasts but the guy is really into it and keeps reassuring her that he likes her breasts and actually prefers flat chests?
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>Tfwgf(male)has B's
Feels good man
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>>35475377
I can show you what that's like baby
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tfw no itty bitty titty gf
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Why aren't you a communist? 2017-03-12 07:43:14 Post No.35475242
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Why aren't you a communist?
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2017-03-12 07:43:14
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>Wake up in the world socialist republic
>get ready for work.
>Oh wait.
>Realize job has been automated so 2 year paid vacation
>Walk outside
>Its a beautiful day with no pollution because of the recent five year plan to fix the environment
>Pull up 4chan on my open source high tech phone
>Look at the news
>second manned mission to mars starting soon
>Its Friday
>open up weekly-ellections application
>Every week we vote on which politician to recall
>settle down on the couch
>have a great day.
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Because commu-[COLLAPSE]
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What country are you describing you absolute moron? Where is it on a map?
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>>35475253
Heres 15 examples of times it worked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIddCEBCKHQ
>what you have eaten today/how much you eat in an average day
>how fat/skinny you are
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Im pretty skinny, but not like ultra diseased skinny.
I've eaten an okay lunch today and a bunch of snacks, but for the past month i've barely been eating anything because depression.
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>>what you have eaten today/how much you eat in an average day
4000+ calories so far
One frozen pizza
a chicken burger from burger king
some candy bars
10 beers
some cheetos
cake
a schnitzel with fries
>>how fat/skinny you are
Blob/10
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>What have you eaten today
I'd say about 2800 calories worth of food
>How much you eat in an average day
I try my best to eat 2800-3500 calories daily since I want to gain weight and I also picked up lifting, which gives me more reason to eat a lot.
>how fat/skinny you are
My BMI is 19.4, so I'm barely at "Normal weight" for now. Which is good cause I was underweight a few months ago
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Drunk on a Sunday Edition
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first for slam poetry
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>have sex with cute girl a few weeks ago who violated me anally during sex
>it felt amazing
>been contemplating a butt plug ever sinceI'm not gay r-right
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Imagine eating pasta, lads.
What must that be like?
Women have it worse
>you are expected to have annoying long hair, make up, long nails and such
>have to deal with periods and very painful childbirth that leaves your body broken
>can't usually get orgasm
>during war for example ypu have it worse because not only are you killed by enemy but before that raped
>biological clock in having children
>have to wear uncomfortable bras
>men only care about you for sex
There are a lot more reasons too, but those are the biggest ones i think, i think god hates women
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sage
sage sage
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sage desu
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>>35474750
>complaining about not having to cut your nails and hair
>complaining about childbirth when you could just not be a slut and not get knocked up
>complaining that Chad doesn't please you well enough
>implying anybody expects you to go to war
>complaining that you have to cover your naked body
>complaining about people caring about you (and for the only thing you're good for)
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>>35474874
If i want to have children i need to go through pregnancy. When russians took over Berlin they gang raped women for hours before killing them, but this is not the only time of war rape.
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If you don't have an ugly face and a big dick, you literally CAN NOT be a robot
Pic related, my dick
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>>35474747
I wanna suck that dick.
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>>35474747
Does it reach to your bellybutton while you are standing?
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Is a 20x13 cm dick big? It feels pretty thin to me.
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/o/ here
what do you autists drive? I'm curious
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1999 corolla.
I like it a lot :3
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The german pussy-magnet
VW Vento
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Nissan Sentra 04