did i miss the daily no bf thread or was there not one today? kinda got used to reading through these each day the past month or so as part of the routine. i wonder if tomoko-chan finally found a bf
>>34029136
he's been doing it for more than a year. maybe he got bored.
>>34029136
He seems to be just some guy who has a fetish for black guys and smokes weed.
>tfw no more ohayou chan posts to tell me to do my best every day
im really stinky, how do i motivate myself to take a shower?
>>34028936
Whats with female incels and this cat game?
>>34028936
Get off your ass and take a shower faggot, no one is going yo do it for you.
have a good wank in there
>tfw had sex 5 times in 24 hours
>tfw abs burn when I move
>>34028932
REEEEEEEEEEEE
GTFO U FUCKlNG NORMIE SCUM
>>34028932
>being this out of shape
pretty disgusting tbqh lad
You ruined my day t b q h
>when your internet boyfriend just dumped you for boblo
Tranny looking for Robot bf. Serious applicants only. Thank you.
TAKE ME BACK BABE I'M SORRY
>>34028976
Fuck off Andrew you shit meme loving faggot.
>>34028928
==> /lgbt/
you're welcome and take that faggot Andrew with you
Here is a big list of why you are failures and do NOT deserve gfs:
1. None of you have jobs or go to school. You sit around playing video games at your mommy and daddy's house all day. The fuck.?
2. You're too tall, too short, too fat or too skinny. You're fucking ugly and contrary to that old (patriarchian) belief that we women must just love any guy regardless of how they look is sexist BULLSHIT. I want a GOOD looking man not some fat fucking neckbeard.
3. You're all lazy, stupid, ignorant racist pieces of shit. Nuff said
4. You have NO EXPERIENE with women. I don't want to have to teach you EvErything and have you cum in 3 seconds when we get it on. I'm a women, you have to take careof me first and foremost in every way before I will let you fuck me.
I could go on but I really don't want to waste the effort on you assholes. GO ahead, show me how I am missing out by not dating you!
>Lmfao, losers. Pic related loosely, how I feel right now as I wait for your butthurt replies.
>E X P E R I E N E
/thread
Original comment i assure you
>>34028922
You got me on the racist part.
1488 bb.
Nice dubs.
>be friends with a girl, get along with her better than anybody else, shes honest with me, so much in commmon, she is perfect
>have a gf already, we are good with each other, 6 year relationship
>slowly grow apart from gf but sitll deeply care about her, fall in love with friend
>friend eventually come onto me strong, but I live with gf
>eventually cheat on gf after getting too drunk
>friend wants me to leave gf, I can't
>consumed by guilt tell gf that I cheated, gf forgives me but doesn't want to break up
>I insist on time apart, live alone
>friend hates me now because I didn't leave gf right away
>eventually tell her I still love her
>she has boyfriend now, hit hard in the feels but I deserve it for what I did
>still talks to me every once in awhile
>I try not to talk to her, delete her, she adds me back
>I have see her each day at our university next semester
>I don't want to be friends with her anymore
>gf and I still are talking because I care about her, but can't shut friend out of my head no matter how hard I try
I need to focus on my gf and never talk to that girl again. It feels like my soul was ripped in half, I did this to myself. Cant ever even trust my sweet gf again because she has every right to find a better person and never tell me until she wants to. Can't trust anybody
Fuck these feels, man up stop acting like a bitch. Don't fucking make the same mistakes, I was a robot then I became cyborg and this shit fucked me up, I never multiple people like me before and I fucked up, dont fuck up anon
>>34028869
You're a fucking piece of shit, kill yourself
>>34028869
>not 1 but 2 girls
Chad get out, I'm glad this happened to you, normie suffereing ftw
>>34028869
I feel you.
>have girlfriend of 2 years
>meet chick on here
>we chat up and end up meeting up
>become close friends
>i start to fall in love with her
>girlfriend hadn't been talking to me because she was mourning the loss of her uncle
>eventually girl i fall in love with tells me she doesn't love me anymore for no reason
>try to go back to gf
>gf doesn't make me feel anything
>i just feel alone now
I fucking hate this feeling, man.
you can't stop me from loving Grimes.
>>34028863
I can't nor won't, normie.
You'll destroy yourself.
>>34028900
i'll only do it from afar.
>>34028921
Sure. Let's see how that turns out.
>tfw had the gf dream again
>>34028813
I know this feel all to well OP.
One moment you are the happiest you've ever been and then you wake up.
It hits you that I was all a dream, and that the life you have right now is shit and you wish you could fall back asleep and be forever happy but the doesn't happen.
It will never happen.
>tfw I fucked a man in my dreams again
>late 2009
>confess my feelings to the girl I'd loved since 2002
>she turns me down
>a few days later I have a dream
>we're on a bus together
>she's in the seat behind me, talking to me
>she asks me out
>I feel a sense of elation and peace I've never felt before or since
>a few minutes later, while I'm still dreaming, memories of the rejection start floating up
>"This isn't reality"
>"This is just a dream"
>"She told you you're just a friend and always will be and asked you not to hate her"
>mfw
That was honestly one of the worst dreams I've ever had.
Where the fuck can I buy cyanide pills? I need to end it now
The Suicide Store
>>34029033
>high quality products
>knowladgeable staff
>guarantee you'll only visit once
Just eat a bunch of apple seeds famalam
>tfw fapping to traps/trannies for the past month
>finally said fuck it and booked one from backpage
>fucking 400/hr
>went ahead and did it anyway
I... I'm a changed man.
Was it good or bad?
Is that her?
>>34028841
>same questions
>>34028790
Ah ha ha ha faggot
Did you fuck him up the ass?
ITT Post best memories had on this website. Be it an event you took part in, or simply watched happen. I'll start-
>Being in the reaction thread to the backlash the Media gave 4chan after celebgate
>Comfy threads on /r9k/
>The delight of the anons at /f/
>My first foray into this website about three years ago- I was on /wsg/ and laughed my ass off.
>>34028782
There was this anon who had a stalker girl from a stay in a mental institution.
>sees her outside
>invites her in
>gets to rub her toastie toasies
>cuddles
>sex all night
It really gave me hope that we might, in fact, actually all make it. It seems so long ago.
>pic related
i had a connection with an anon in a draw you face thread the other day
it was nice
>>34028844
Was it ongoing or was it greentexted?
WHITE DICK BELONGS TO ASIAN WOMEN. STACY STAY AWAY OR THIS WILL HAPPEN 2 U!
>I don't want to fight you white boy. It's my fault Stacy craves the BBC
Women are so pathetically weak and fight so retardedly I feel sorry for them sometimes tbqh
Why cant black and white people fight?
Is there even a video in which an asian or hispanic lose against a nigger/white boi?
I got 100 dollars. How do I flip this to becoming a big buff fucking chad in 1 week.
Robots help a guy out
>>34028685
Year's gym membership
Buy a bottle of boron caplets and take some every day
>>34028685
Go google prison work outs
Or work outs with no weights
You dont need a gym retard.
Are you lifting for strength or looks
Because there's a big difference.
If you want a girlfriend/partner, then you are a normie
You can't refute this
stop trying to make this a meme you trapfaggot
He is kinda right ya just gotta let this shit happen
>>34028624
Excuse me? What did you call me?
How about you shut the fuck and get off my board, normie.
Hey fembots, what's the most messed up beauty ritual that you do?I use my period blood to do facials.
do femanons use pads or tampons
(tampons are for whores btw)
>>34028473
I use a diva cup, which is a little cup that you insert in your vagina to collect all the blood. That way I can use it for other things.
Sometimes I get really bored and individually pluck all the hairs out of my leg. The worst one is that I stand in front of a mirror every night and scratch the bumps in my skin until my face bleeds and now I have scarring.